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You, Me and Dupree Quotes

"Two's company. Dupree's a crowd."

PG-13 2006 · 1h 48m
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You, Me and Dupree
A Testicle's Worth in Comparison
Carl And this whole ] thing...
[[Lance Armstrong]
Dupree You leave Lance out of this! He's doing more with one testicle than you and I could do with three!
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You, Me and Dupree
Loneliness and Self-Reflection in Dupree's Moment
Dupree Everyone's asleep and here's lonely old Dupree wailing away on himself.
Molly You weren't wailing away...
Dupree An animal wouldn't debase himself such!
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Ape-Man Comparison in Domestic Life
Carl He's never truly been domesticated. He's like the ape-man of Borneo.
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A Surprising Talent Revealed in Conversation
Molly Did you know Dupree writes poetry?
Carl What a homo.
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Misplaced Origins of Dupree's Island Life
Neil How the hell did Dupree wind up on the wrond island?
Carl Dupree was born on the wrong island.
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You, Me and Dupree
Assurance in Uncertainty
Dupree I'll be fine.
[''riding off on his bike'']
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Emotional Injuries Acknowledged in Conversation
Dupree The doctor said most of my injuries are emotional.
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Imagining Different Perspectives on Flattery
Molly I don't know. I have a hard time imagining ] getting buttered up to "]".
[[Audrey Hepburn; [w:Funky Cold Medina|Funky Cold Medina]
Dupree Really? I don't.
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Dupree's Comical Expression of Frustration
Dupree I've wracked my little Duprees!
[''after falling on the skateboard'']
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Lance Armstrong's Playful Self-Reference
Lance Armstrong Lanceness Lance... ness? Lancennneeesss LanceNess
[Having just read Dupree's book and breaking the forth wall; ''Very last lines after the credits'']
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You, Me and Dupree
Misunderstandings in Love and Friendship
Dupree Carl, Carl! Wait, what are you doing?
Carl I'm running... trying to gain my wife back!
Dupree Carl... you have it all wrong. I'm trying to steal your wife. All I am is that loveable fuck-up that everyone can help. You are just the loveable guy that is lucky for having a wife like Molly.
Carl I got news for you, Dupree. You're not that loveable.
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Dupree's Colorful Expression of Excitement
Dupree I'm throwing seven different kinds of smoke!
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When Two's Company Becomes a Crowd
Taglines Two's company. Dupree's a crowd.
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Insurance Advice on Unusual Claims
Carl The insurance adjuster recommended that we sue Dupree.
Molly For a moose head?
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Debate Over Favorite Movies Among Friends
Carl What's with this ] obsession? Your favorite movie is ].
[[Roman Holiday; [Fletch]
Dupree It's in my top five, but it's not my favorite.
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You, Me and Dupree
Work-Life Balance and Unique Perspectives
Dupree I'm a people person, very responsible. I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task-oriented. Not a work horse. If you're looking for a Clydesdale, I'm probably not your man. Like I don't live to work, it's more the other way around. I work to live. Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day?
[''during his job interview'']
Interviewer We work.
Dupree Really? The guy discovered the new world. I'm afraid to even ask about Victory Over Japan Day.
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Music and Sports: A Unifying Perspective
Toshi But Mr. Dupree, I don't play baseball. I'm in the orchestra.
Dupree First, call me Dupree. Second, so what if you're in the orchestra? So was ].
[[Catfish Hunter]
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Bathroom Incident and Buffalo Wings Regret
Carl What you did in the bathroom last night was disgusting.
Dupree I know, I'm never eating buffalo wings again.
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