Yours, Mine & Ours poster

Yours, Mine & Ours Quotes

"18 kids, one house, no way."

PG 2005 · 1h 30m
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62
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11 quotes
Tension Amidst a Family's Sea Adventure
Kelly Get the camera away from me.
Naoko But I'm capturing the vèritè of life at sea.
Harry How about capturing my fist in your face? Hey.
[Naoko pushes Harry]
Uniting Against a Common Challenge
William It's time for us to call a truce. None of us likes this situation. But if we want out, we need to unite against the greater enemy. That enemy's name is Mom and Dad.
Navigating Opportunities and Teen Life
Frank William, what have you got there?
William Academy applications, S.A.T. forms, Capital Hill summer internship forms, and the number of the girl two houses down.
Frank Outsanding!
William One, two.
Cheering for Kelly Amidst Friendly Rivalry
Jimi Now, put your hands up in the air and wave them like you just don't care. And if you think that Kelly is the best, let me hear you say "Oh, yeah!" "Oh, yeah!" Go, Kelly! Go, Kelly! The other team is...
Michael Smelly!
Jimi They're quaking like they're...
Harry Jelly!
Bina, Marisa We've got sisters from...
Bina, Marisa New Delhii!
Jimi, Michael, Harry, Bina, Marisa, Dylan, Christina, Pheobe, Naoko, Joni Go, Kelly! Go, Kelly! The other team is smelly! They's quaking like they're jelly! We got sisters from New Delhi!
Jimi Go, Kelly!
Unexpected Paint Incident Between Friends
Christina You did NOT just splatter me with paint.
[to Phoebe]
Phoebe What are you talking about?
[annoyed]
Desire for More Chocolate
Ethan Need more chocolate.
New Family Dynamics After Marriage
Dylan Mom gets married, we get drafted.
Artistic Expression and Family Dynamics
Marisa, Bina Mo-om!
Helen What?
Marisa, Bina He's painting our roses again!
Dylan It's art.
[''after being tattled spray painting the twins' roses'']
Jimi You can't call it art unless you have talent. That's just tagging.
Urgent Call to Action at the Shore
Frank Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it!
Ethan Move it! Move it! Move it!
Frank That means you too, Ethan. Head ashore, Sailor.
Ethan Aye-aye sir! Head ashore!
Curiosity About a Unique Badge
Lau Hey! What's that badge for? It's pretty cool.
[to Michael]
Michael Animal skinning.
[grins; polishes his knife]
Lau Mom!
[Jimi and Michael make faces at each other]
William Done!
Dylan You have an illness.
[Dylan spray paints the walls]
William Whoa, what are you doing?
Dylan It's called decorating.
William No, that's called vandalism. Whatever.
Christina/Phoebe No way.
[Mick walks in with Fiona, and a cellphone ringing is heard]
Christina Hey, where's my cellphone?
Christina You are so dead.
Mick She's just a pig!
Christina Not the pig. You!
Mick Uh-oh. Mom, the cheerleader's after me!
[Christina angrily chases Mick]
Playful Banter Among Friends
Phoebe Nice towel, Christina.
Dylan Yeah, cute boxers, William.
Christina You guys are so dead.
Phoebe A least we'll be clean.
Naoko Can I get the two of you guys closer together?
[Naoko on the camera.]
William Naoko, What are you doing?
Naoko Webcasting.
[Kids laughing, Christina angrily screams inside the house.]
Dylan Say cheese.
William Come on, guys.
[gets kids inside the House.]