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Struggling with Self-Doubt and Insecurity
Danny
One. God, I suck.
[when he spins a 1]
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Game Instructions Amidst Space Adventure
Astronaut
Okay, why haven't you guys started yet?
Danny
We're waiting for you.
Astronaut
Okay, well, I'm here, so, turn that clockwise, and--
Walter
Yeah, I know how to play the game.
Astronaut
Okay.
Walter
Hang on a second. Something's wrong.
Astronaut
What?
Walter
I was ahead of you.
[to Danny]
Danny
Somebody must have kicked the board?
Walter
No, nobody kicked the board. You cheated.
[angrily]
Danny
No, I didn't.
Walter
You cheated! I knew you were gonna cheat!
Astronaut
Ch-- "Cheater's" a strong word!
Walter
YOU CHEATED!!
Danny
I DIDN'T CHEAT!
Astronaut
Guys, guys, please. Bring it down. Indoor voices. Now, did you move the piece?
Danny
Maybe I moved the piece by an accident.
Astronaut
Okay, it was an accident.
Walter
How can you move the piece by accident if it's stuck to the game? That's impossible; You cheated!
[not believing Danny]
Astronaut
Okay, no, no, no, let's not use that word. No, stop saying "cheated.
Walter
You cheated! Cheater!!!
Danny
I DIDN'T CHEAT!
Astronaut
Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Okay? Now, where did you move from?
Danny
I was right here.
[pointing to his rocket ship]
Walter
No, you weren't; You were back there.
Danny
Nuh-uh.
[insistently]
Astronaut
Well-- Okay. Uh-- Okay, care-- careful.
[cringes as Walter moves Danny's ship; Walter moves Danny's ship back to the same spot where he spun the astronaut]
Walter
God.
Astronaut
Okay, it's fixed.
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Adventure Awaits in Space
Taglines
Adventure is waiting.
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Frustration Over Long-Term Unconventional Diet
Astronaut (25-Year-Old Walter)
Nope. I'm doing this because I've been eating paste out of a tube for 15 years.
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Confusion Over Reprogramming in Zathura
Walter
Reprogram"? What the heck does that mean?!
[reads card; to Danny]
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A New Adventure Awaits in Space
Taglines
A new adventure from the world of ].
[[Jumanji]
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Rest on Standing AstroTurf Explanation
Danny
Rest on standing AstroTurf.
[misreads card]
Walter
What?
Danny
Rest on standing AstroTurf.
Walter
Let me read it.
Danny
No, I know how to read. I know how to read!
Walter
Let me read it! God. "RESCUE STRANDED ASTRONAUT.
[correctly reads the card]
Danny
What stranded astronaut?
Walter
I guess there's gonna be some stranded astronaut or some--
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The Meaning of Brotherhood
Walter
I'm your brother. And that's what being a brother means. Means I'll never let anything happen to you.
[to Danny; gently]
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Miscommunication Between Father and Daughter
Dad
Just keep your eye on the boys, make sure they don't burn the house down, all right? All right?
Lisa
I'm not deaf.
Dad
Huh?
Lisa
I'm not deaf.
Dad
What?
Lisa
Dad, okay! Fifteen minutes, just close the door!
Dad
Thank you.
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Game Dynamics in Zathura Adventure
Astronaut (25-Year-Old Walter)
The Astronaut, from the game we're in. Danny spun me.
[to Lisa; pointing at Danny]
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Danny's Indifference to the Situation
Danny
I'm not even going to comment on that.
[card reads "FLUNK SPACE ACADEMY Go back 1 space"]
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Urgent Response to Incoming Meteors
Danny
IT'S METEORS!! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!!
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Acceptance of a Simple Reality
Danny
It's just a goat; it's just a goat…
[space goat opens 4 additional eyes]
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Black Hole Revelation in Zathura
Danny
IT'S A BLACK HOLE!!!! ZATHURA IS A BLACK HOLE!!!!!
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Deciding Who Should Speak Up
Walter
Tell her.
Danny
You tell her.
Walter
You should, she won't freak out as much.
Danny
We shouldn't really even be in here.
Walter
Dude, we're in outer space. It doesn't matter anymore.
Danny
Then you wake her.
Walter
Fine. Lisa. Lisa. Lisa...
Lisa
Go away.
Walter
Lisa, you gotta get up.
Lisa
What's the rule about being in my room?
Both
We're not allowed in unless it's an emergency.
Lisa
And what's the emergency?
Walter
There was a meteor shower and everything got wrecked. And we're out of this world and we don't know how to get back.
Danny
We can't get back to Earth.
Lisa
Okay, shut up!
Walter
Just look.
Danny
Yeah.
Lisa
Oh, no.
Walter
Yeah.
Danny
What do we do?!
Lisa
It's already dark? I'm gonna be so late.
[believing that it's nighttime]
Danny
It's not dark!
Walter
We're in outer space!
Danny
I saw Saturn outside!
[they start knocking on Lisa's bathroom door]
Walter
Lisa, open up!
Lisa
Shut up! ... And listen to me! Dad put me in charge until he got home. Which means you guys need to do what I say. Do me a favor. Go downstairs and stay out of my face.
[opens door]
Walter
But it's an emergency.
Lisa
Is the house on fire?
Walter
No.
Lisa
Is anyone hurt?
Walter
No, but...
Lisa
Then leave.
Danny
Lisa, please. We're really scared. Can you just watch what this game does?
Lisa
If this is some kind of weird joke you guys are trying to pull, you're dead.
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Concerns About Burning Gas in Space Adventure
Astronaut (25-Year-Old Walter)
Burning gas! That's probably what brought em here in the first place!
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Blame and Family Dynamics in Zathura
Walter
IT'S YOUR FAULT MOM AND DAD GOT DIVORCED!
[angrily blaming Danny]
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Understanding the Game's Cryonic Sleep Card
Danny
The card.
Walter
SHIPMATE ENTERS CRYONIC SLEEP CHAMBER for five turns.
[reading]
Danny
What the heck does that mean?
[confused]
Walter
Lisa?
Danny
Does "cryonic" mean ice?
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Zorgons: Cold-Blooded Creatures with a Ravenous Appetite
Astronaut (25-Year-Old Walter)
Zorgons. They're big gnarly ]s. Cold-blooded heat seekers and the tiniest spark of warmth will bring them in like moths. Flying all around in the ]. Looking for anything they can find to burn up. (Walter: Why don't they just burn up their own planet?) Oh, they already did. That's not even the worst of it. Their problem is their ravenous appetite. They never stop eating. (Walter: What do they eat?) Meat. (Danny: That's… good.) Dude! you're meat.
[[lizard; [galaxy]
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Understanding the Reprogram Card's Purpose
Walter
Guess that's what's the reprogram card's for.
[after the Robot is reprogrammed and fights off the Zorgons]
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Unexpected Visitors in a Space Adventure
Walter
Great.
Danny
Now we'll never get the game back.
Astronaut
Okay, don't worry. They're back.
Lisa
Who the hell are you?
Astronaut
The Astronaut. From the game we're in. Danny spun me.
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