Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005) - Quotes

Taglines: Adventure is waiting.

Taglines: [[Jumanji] A new adventure from the world of ].

Walter: Great.

Danny: Now we'll never get the game back.

Astronaut: Okay, don't worry. They're back.

Lisa: Who the hell are you?

Astronaut: The Astronaut. From the game we're in. Danny spun me.

Astronaut: Okay, why haven't you guys started yet?

Danny: We're waiting for you.

Astronaut: Okay, well, I'm here, so, turn that clockwise, and--

Walter: Yeah, I know how to play the game.

Astronaut: Okay.

Walter: Hang on a second. Something's wrong.

Astronaut: What?

Walter: [to Danny] I was ahead of you.

Danny: Somebody must have kicked the board?

Walter: [angrily] No, nobody kicked the board. You cheated.

Danny: No, I didn't.

Walter: You cheated! I knew you were gonna cheat!

Astronaut: Ch-- "Cheater's" a strong word!

Walter: YOU CHEATED!!

Danny: I DIDN'T CHEAT!

Astronaut: Guys, guys, please. Bring it down. Indoor voices. Now, did you move the piece?

Danny: Maybe I moved the piece by an accident.

Astronaut: Okay, it was an accident.

Walter: [not believing Danny] How can you move the piece by accident if it's stuck to the game? That's impossible; You cheated!

Astronaut: Okay, no, no, no, let's not use that word. No, stop saying "cheated.

Walter: You cheated! Cheater!!!

Danny: I DIDN'T CHEAT!

Astronaut: Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Okay? Now, where did you move from?

Danny: [pointing to his rocket ship] I was right here.

Walter: No, you weren't; You were back there.

Danny: [insistently] Nuh-uh.

Astronaut: [cringes as Walter moves Danny's ship; Walter moves Danny's ship back to the same spot where he spun the astronaut] Well-- Okay. Uh-- Okay, care-- careful.

Walter: God.

Astronaut: Okay, it's fixed.

Danny: [misreads card] Rest on standing AstroTurf.

Walter: What?

Danny: Rest on standing AstroTurf.

Walter: Let me read it.

Danny: No, I know how to read. I know how to read!

Walter: [correctly reads the card] Let me read it! God. "RESCUE STRANDED ASTRONAUT.

Danny: What stranded astronaut?

Walter: I guess there's gonna be some stranded astronaut or some--

Danny: The card.

Walter: [reading] SHIPMATE ENTERS CRYONIC SLEEP CHAMBER for five turns.

Danny: [confused] What the heck does that mean?

Walter: Lisa?

Danny: Does "cryonic" mean ice?

Walter: Tell her.

Danny: You tell her.

Walter: You should, she won't freak out as much.

Danny: We shouldn't really even be in here.

Walter: Dude, we're in outer space. It doesn't matter anymore.

Danny: Then you wake her.

Walter: Fine. Lisa. Lisa. Lisa...

Lisa: Go away.

Walter: Lisa, you gotta get up.

Lisa: What's the rule about being in my room?

Both: We're not allowed in unless it's an emergency.

Lisa: And what's the emergency?

Walter: There was a meteor shower and everything got wrecked. And we're out of this world and we don't know how to get back.

Danny: We can't get back to Earth.

Lisa: Okay, shut up!

Walter: Just look.

Danny: Yeah.

Lisa: Oh, no.

Walter: Yeah.

Danny: What do we do?!

Lisa: [believing that it's nighttime] It's already dark? I'm gonna be so late.

Danny: It's not dark!

Walter: We're in outer space!

Danny: [they start knocking on Lisa's bathroom door] I saw Saturn outside!

Walter: Lisa, open up!

Lisa: [opens door] Shut up! ... And listen to me! Dad put me in charge until he got home. Which means you guys need to do what I say. Do me a favor. Go downstairs and stay out of my face.

Walter: But it's an emergency.

Lisa: Is the house on fire?

Walter: No.

Lisa: Is anyone hurt?

Walter: No, but...

Lisa: Then leave.

Danny: Lisa, please. We're really scared. Can you just watch what this game does?

Lisa: If this is some kind of weird joke you guys are trying to pull, you're dead.

Dad: Just keep your eye on the boys, make sure they don't burn the house down, all right? All right?

Lisa: I'm not deaf.

Dad: Huh?

Lisa: I'm not deaf.

Dad: What?

Lisa: Dad, okay! Fifteen minutes, just close the door!

Dad: Thank you.

Astronaut (25-Year-Old Walter): [to Lisa; pointing at Danny] The Astronaut, from the game we're in. Danny spun me.

Astronaut (25-Year-Old Walter): Nope. I'm doing this because I've been eating paste out of a tube for 15 years.

Astronaut (25-Year-Old Walter): Burning gas! That's probably what brought em here in the first place!

Astronaut (25-Year-Old Walter): [[lizard; [galaxy] Zorgons. They're big gnarly ]s. Cold-blooded heat seekers and the tiniest spark of warmth will bring them in like moths. Flying all around in the ]. Looking for anything they can find to burn up. (Walter: Why don't they just burn up their own planet?) Oh, they already did. That's not even the worst of it. Their problem is their ravenous appetite. They never stop eating. (Walter: What do they eat?) Meat. (Danny: That's… good.) Dude! you're meat.

Danny: IT'S A BLACK HOLE!!!! ZATHURA IS A BLACK HOLE!!!!!

Danny: [when he spins a 1] One. God, I suck.

Danny: [card reads "FLUNK SPACE ACADEMY Go back 1 space"] I'm not even going to comment on that.

Danny: [space goat opens 4 additional eyes] It's just a goat; it's just a goat…

Danny: IT'S METEORS!! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!!

Walter: [after the Robot is reprogrammed and fights off the Zorgons] Guess that's what's the reprogram card's for.

Walter: [to Danny; gently] I'm your brother. And that's what being a brother means. Means I'll never let anything happen to you.

Walter: [angrily blaming Danny] IT'S YOUR FAULT MOM AND DAD GOT DIVORCED!

Walter: [reads card; to Danny] Reprogram"? What the heck does that mean?!