Chris Hemsworth Movies Ranked by Hotness
Chris Hemsworth is no stranger to being sexy. After all, he was named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive in 2014. But, in the name of science, we decided to find the hottest Chris Hemsworth to ever hit the big screen. So, here is the definitive ranking of his movies by how hot he is in them.
13. 'Star Trek' (2009)
In his first big screen appearance, Hemsworth looked cute. But, hot? Not really.
12. 'Ca$h' (2010)
Short-haired Hemsworth just isn't doing it for us in this movie. Plus, we just can't take him seriously in a movie that has a dollar sign in place of an "s."
11. 'A Perfect Getaway' (2009)
Points are awarded for all the shirtlessness in this movie. But points are deducted for his weird haircut and affinity for wrapping shirts around his head. Not a good look.
10. 'Thor' (2011)
No one can deny those baby blues, but the hair color he sported for his first time as Thor just wasn't right. It held him back from his true hotness potential.
9. 'Rush' (2013)
We get a rush watching Hemsworth get all dirty in this movie (sorry, not sorry).
8. 'Cabin in the Woods' (2012)
If spending a night with Hemsworth meant we had to die in a monster-filled apocalypse, we'd be down for that.
7. 'Blackhat' (2015)
In the words of our favorite gal pal, Rachel Green: "He's so pretty, I want to cry."
6. 'Red Dawn' (2012)
Sometimes it just doesn't get better than a short-haired Hemsworth. But, he's no Patrick Swayze.
5. 'Snow White and the Huntsman' (2012)
The fairest one of all wasn't Kristen Stewart, it was Hemsworth.
4. 'Thor: The Dark World' (2013)
Even though it isn't one of Marvel's highest ranking (or best reviewed) films, if you wanted to see it purely for staring at Hemsworth, it is worth it.
3. 'Vacation' (2015)
Much like the rest of America, we probably won't see "Vacation," but we will stare at this picture of Hemsworth forever.
2. 'The Avengers' (2012)
"The Avengers" are filled with plenty of good-looking men, but Hemsworth is always the hottest one in the room.
1. 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' (2015)
We've seen Hemsworth as Thor many times, but for some reason he just was 100% hotter than usual in "Avengers: Age of Ultron." Also, we've never enjoyed watching a shirtless guy get struck by lightning more.