Season 3 Episodes
1. C'mon Pollies C'mon
It's been a long hot Summer. Let's cool down with a song.
2. The Barefoot Denier
Want to deny climate change, but don't know where to start? Scotty Tape's Top Tips will have you up and running in no time!
3. How to Make a Spreadsheet
Who's eligible to come to our birthday party? This could get messy.
4. Anthony's Homework
A young Anthony Albanese seeks an extension on his homework.
5. Where's My Surplus?
Josh the dog can't find his surplus! Can you help him?
6. The Ballad of Dunny Roll
Renowned bush poet S.J. Paterson empties the shelves in verse.
7. Government Coach Addresses the Nation
In the midst of a crisis, we bring you an important message from the Government Coach.
8. Coach Makes Things Clear
Government Coach clarifies some confusion around the Club's messaging.
9. Corona Yoga
It's a troubling time - let's catch the latest flow.
10. Royal Commission into Alternatives to Toilet Paper
With supplies still running low, Commissioner Jayne offers some helpful tips for households.
11. Corona, Actually
It's a tough time for all of us.
12. Government Coach Zoom
Coach convenes an urgent team hustle.
13. I'll Always Keep My Bluetooth On For You
Buster J returns with a song about love in the age of corona.
14. Home School With Mr Dad
As remote learning continues all over the country, one dad tries to replicate the full school experience.
15. Three-Step Plan
Coach announces his three-step plan to get boots back on the field.
16. Antique Tickets
In this week's Antiques Showcase, Melinda discovers something from a bygone era.
17. Goodbye My Lockdown
Sammy J bids farewell to peace, quiet, and sourdough bread.
18. The Feel of the Game
Coach shows off some new tactics to give the fans what they want.
19. Well-Meaning White People
It's a safe space for well-meaning white people.
20. Bird's Eye View
Statues are toppling, but who's looking out for the pigeons?
21. Victoria, you're benched
Coach sets his sights on the southern state.
22. One Point Five
We're social distancing today! Do you want to join us?
23. Mid-Year Performance Review
God looks back at the year so far.
24. NSW Border Police
Be warned - Random Victorian Tests now underway on the border.
25. Is Parliament Essential
Coach logs on from lockdown to discuss the Parliamentary bye.
26. The Ballad of Bunnings Karen
SJ Paterson returns with an ode to an unmasked crusader.
27. VEXIT
The Coach announces a bold plan to bring Australia's Covid-19 caseload down.
28. Corona-Free News
Sammy J brings you all the latest non-pandemic news from around the globe.
29. The Blame Game
It's the one game Coach doesn't want to win.
30. Little Pack of Peanuts
Buster J looks to the sky.
31. How to Make an Aged Care Home
We're making an aged care home today. Do you want to join us?
32. Hookturnistan Forever
A message to the people of Australia from your closest neighbour.
33. Were You an A*sehole Back Then?
What will we say to our future grandchildren?
34. Royal Commision into Working from Home
Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to the domestic workplace.
35. Social Media Yoga
Facing your own social dilemma? Let's log on to a new flow.
36. 2020 Conference Call
God zooms in for a check up.
37. Coach Announcement
The Government Coach has an announcement.
38. Hookturnistan National Anthem
A message from the MCG.
39. Grouse Designs
Josh and Scotty are planning an ambitious build. But will it come in on time and under budget?
40. US Presidential Cup
It's down to the wire in the nation that stops a race.
