Season 4 Episodes
1. Eternal Lockdown
The People's Republic of Hookturnistan comes one step closer to glory.
2. Coach Gets a Shot
The Government Coach takes one for the team.
3. Political Limbo
We're playing limbo today. How low can you go?
4. Royal Family Yoga
Time to give our bodies the royal treatment.
5. Vaccine Against Toxic Male Culture
It's the virus that's sweeping the globe - but can science finally cure us?
6. Government Injury List
With his players dropping like flies, coach consults the team doctor.
7. Girl Power
Coach announces his new female line-up.
8. Opposition Leaders Anonymous
Support is at hand.
9. Antiques Showcase - The Passport
This week we make a rare yet worthless discovery.
10. The Big V
Coach unveils his bold new vaccination strategy.
11. Future Grandad
After twenty-one years of lockdown, Carrie finally meets her grandfather.
12. I Can't Call Australia Home
With apologies to Peter Allen.
13. Post Budget Locker Room Chat
JP grabs a quick word with Coach after a ripping budget match.
14. Quarantine FM
Good morning returned international travellers! This is Sick Dog, keeping you company all fortnight long here on Quarantine FM.
15. Hookturnistan Returnistans
Soy Guevara returns with a direct message to President Andrews.
16. Waiting for Vaxot
You've got this, Melbourne.
17. Pillow Fortress Australia
Get your pillows and blankets ready - we're making a fort to protect Australia!
18. Coach at the G7
Coach checks in with the Club Doctor from the G7 Tournament in the UK.
19. The Very Hungry Barnaby
We're reading a very special book today. Would you like to hear it?
20. Have Covid, Will Travel
One man's contact tracing adventure.
21. Left Wing Yoga
Namaste, precious snowflakes.
22. Suck It Up Australia
Coach introduces his revised vaccine campaign.
23. Guess Who's Back?
2020 makes a glorious return.
24. Thrusting for Australia
One happy Olympian slowly goes for gold.
25. The Ballad of Locky D
S.J. Paterson locks down a new verse.
26. Byron Bay Lockdown Rules
Coach outlines his plan for Byron Bay.
27. Workin' Like a Dog
One dog calls for an end to lockdown.
28. Let's do a Protest!
We're protesting today! Do you want to join us?
29. Lockdown Wedding
With weddings now allowed in NSW, one couple tie the knot safely.
30. The Pfizer Has Landed
Australia is gripped by Pfizer fever as a new shipment arrives.
31. Will you miss press conferences?
Coach learns about an innovative development in the state league.
32. Anti-Vaxxed to the Max
Want to be an anti-vaxxer, but not sure where to start? The Barefoot Denier is here to help!
33. So Close
The Boss is back with an anthem for the COVID generation.
34. Hookturnistan Invades NSW
Soy Guevara pledges to bring stability to New South Wales.
35. News Corp Goes Green
The climate changes at News Corp.
36. The Institute for Reopening
Nervous about re-entering the real world? Help is at hand.
37. Playground Politics Halloween Special
It's a very spooky Halloween special this week. Don't be scared, it won't hurt you!
38. Royal Commission into whether ScoMo lied to France
Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to international relations.
39. Coach Deregisters WA
Coach has some tough words for Western Australia in the national huddle.
40. How to Charge an Electric Car
We're searching for renewable energy today. Do you want to join us?
