Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men Season 12

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Season 12 Episodes

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1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach

October 29th, 201421 min

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

45

2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza

November 5th, 201421 min

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

48

3. Glamping in a Yurt

November 12th, 201421 min

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

47

4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

November 19th, 201421 min

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

51

5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

November 26th, 201421 min

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

52

6. Alan Shot a Little Girl

December 3rd, 201421 min

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

47

7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

December 9th, 201421 min

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

51

8. Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

December 17th, 201421 min

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

47

9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

January 8th, 201521 min

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

47

10. Here I Come, Pants!

January 15th, 201521 min

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

43

11. For Whom the Booty Calls

January 22nd, 201521 min

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

45

12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

January 29th, 201521 min

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

46

13. Boompa Loved His Hookers

February 5th, 201521 min

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

47

14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

February 12th, 201521 min

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

38

15. Of Course He's Dead (1)

February 19th, 201539 min

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

35

16. Of Course He's Dead (2)

February 19th, 201521 min

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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Season 12

Oct 29, 2014
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Sep 26, 2013
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Sep 27, 2012
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Sep 19, 2011
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Sep 20, 2010
Season 7

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Sep 21, 2009
Season 6

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Sep 22, 2008
Season 5

Season 5

Sep 24, 2007
Season 4

Season 4

Sep 18, 2006
Season 3

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Sep 19, 2005
Season 2

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Sep 19, 2004
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