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  • 40
    Elizabeth Weitzman New York Daily News

    If a black-metal band ever made a 107-minute music video, this visually striking but otherwise ludicrous epic is probably what it would look like. show more

  • 75
    V.A. Musetto New York Post

    One of the oddest movies I've seen in a while - and that's a good thing. show more

  • 75
    Wesley Morris Boston Globe

    While most of the scenes in Tony Stone’s peculiar Middle Ages art project look like a homemade educational reenactment, the film is actually more involving than it should be. show more

  • 50
    Manohla Dargis The New York Times

    Though there's no doubt that Mr. Stone is as serious as a heart attack when it comes to creating an air of authenticity -- hence the sloppily butchered chickens and authorial defecation -- he never settles on a coherent tone for the movie. show more

  • 50
    Variety

    "Pathfinder" meets "Gerry" in Severed Ways: The Norse Discovery of America, a striking and virtually wordless story of two Vikings separated from their tribe and left to stumble through the North American wilderness. show more

  • 40
    Village Voice

    The spectacle of two dudes mucking about in the primal forest becomes tedious. show more

  • March 02, 2010 jellomakemello
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    what makes this a movie? There is nothing "serious as a heart attack" about this movie.... The director,editor, extra music maker, and main actor being the same guy starring 2 actors(well starring their BACKS) and nothing but shakey camera....who was paid big bucks to produce this and/or promote it? This isn't better than a 15 year old's "backyard battle" using dad's video cam.

  • July 29, 2009 scooter
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    This has to be by far the worst movie ever made. It was an insult to even put this piece of crap on the scree. I was waiting and waiting for some dialogue------when it did come from either of the vikings it was like reader a script from Woodstock---terms that were so laughable it made me sick. There isn't a low enough rating for me to rate this CRAP

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