The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie (2008)

G| 1 hr. 31 min.

Plot Summary
Vegetable friends Elliot, Sedgewick and George are busboys at Pirate Times Dinner Theater. They would like to be stars of the show, but their character flaws keep them from being in the limelight. The pals get a chance at heroism when they are tossed back to the 17th century to aid in the fight against a tyrant.

Cast: Mike Nawrocki , Phil Vischer , Laura Gerow , Yuri Lowenthal , Cam Clarke , Alan Lee , Cydney Trent , Keri Pisapia

Director: Mike Nawrocki

Genres: Children, Adventure, Animated

Distributor: Universal Pictures

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie (2008)

Release Date: January 11th, 2008|1 hr. 31 min.

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Claudia Puig USA Today

Veggie Tales is a faith-based franchise that uses a blend of a religious/moral message and humor to teach about honesty and forgiveness. But Pirates lacks the humor of the videos and "A Veggie Tales Movie." show more
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Elizabeth Weitzman New York Daily News

My 3-year-old date had a fine time, pronouncing the movie "very good" and backing up her assessment by going 90 minutes with barely a fidget. Which may actually be the highest compliment any movie can ask for. show more
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Luke Sader The Hollywood Reporter

Slickly made -- in the good sense -- and most entertaining. show more

May 22, 2008 Jim & Colleen
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I love veggie tales! My teens (yes, teens) love veggie tales! It's nice to be able to sit in a movie and not worry about what my kids will see or hear! This movie is entertaining and hilarious! A great one to take your grandkids to as well!
May 22, 2008 backdoc301
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We are about to take our 2.5 year old son, Sean and his 7 month old sister to see this movie. It is so sad that we are at a time in 2008 that this is the ONLY G rated movie suitable for these kids to see. Even Alvin, a throwback from the 60's kids era, is rated PG. My patients who saw it said it was definitely inappropriate for toddlers. We will post a full review later today. As a father of 4 children and by no means a super-conservative, I will state the following concerning the USA Today and NY Times reviews: Give me a break and crawl back to reality!! The Washington Post at least took the time and had the intelligence to actually review the film in the context that it was intended. (Do you really think that the Producers of this children's film were trying to pretend that Johnny Depp was playing his "Gay Swashbuckler" part in it?? Yeesh!) The best thing that could happen to these 2 super-liberal institutions that get pawned off as objective journalism is that when Ruppert buys the papers, he fires the whole staff and replaces them with Rush Limbaugh and Curtis Sleewa!Joe Murphy