Let's start this thing off in the only way that's right: with Donald Trump's mock presidential interview on "The Tonight Show." Jimmy Fallon posed a few important questions to Trump to make sure he's up for the job, and his answers are worth watching. A taste of what's to come: "I'm an extraordinarily handsome person. I have a beautiful head of hair." Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.
As we all know, Jimmy Kimmel hates Matt Damon with every fiber of his being. It's a thing. So naturally, Jimmy had a lot to say when his arch nemesis won an award for "The Martian." In fact, he mused "Matt Damon won best actor despite the fact that he isn't really an actor," and, uh, recreated his acceptance speech. Zing!
Morgan Freeman visited "The Late Late Show!" Or rather, his voice over did. Listening to Freeman speak is a magical, ephemeral, and deeply poetic experience, as anyone who watched "March of the Penguins" knows, so please give this a watch. #Bless