The greatest thing about an Oscars edition of Mean Tweets is that the readings are particularly well acted. There are reps to protect here! The "Jimmy Kimmel Live" celebrated that magical night of celebrity worship by treating film actors to the opposite -- the most blunt dismissals of Twitter.

The special "Mean Tweets: Movie Edition" featured Christoph Waltz, Patricia Arquette, George Clooney, Jessica Chastain, Eddie Redmayne, Susan Sarandon, Kevin Costner, Emily Blunt, Zach Galifianakis, Kevin Hart, Richard Dreyfuss, Cate Blanchett, Seth Rogen, Oscar Isaac, Taraji P. Henson, and Sean Penn. (Where's Leo?! You know there's plenty of material out there for him.)

Emily Blunt deserves a special award for delivery, knowing just how to land the joke of her particular poop tweet. Eddie Redmayne had an adorable how-can-you-not-love-him reaction. Susan Sarandon was dead right, that person just wishes. Richard Dreyfuss may need to look into that Jews/Jaws slip. The last two, from Taraji and Sean Penn, also deserve accolades -- she for reaction, he for delivery of that ridiculous four-point plan for why Sean Penn is a butthole face. Also, there's a woman in the studio audience who deserves her own Oscar for Best Laugh.

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