If The Rock's balls could talk -- and they do in the first teaser trailer for "Baywatch" -- they'd say you need to check out this crazy movie on Memorial Day weekend. But Zac Efron's "wise" balls -- which also talk in the trailer, and sound like a 3-year-old girl -- would say to take it easy. It's up to you which balls to follow, but there's no question the first "Baywatch" trailer is balls-out with puking, boob-watching, major action scenes, dead bodies, gun battles on the water, and -- of course -- slow motion running.
It's definitely on the cheesy side, but if you're going to make a movie from the '90s "Baywatch" TV show, you'd better embrace the camp.
The plot follows devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) as he butts heads with a brash new recruit (Zac Efron), who has two gold medals but not a lot going on upstairs. (Think Lochte.) Together, they uncover a local criminal plot that threatens the future of the Bay.
Watch the trailer:"Baywatch" co-stars Alexandra Daddarrio, Kelly Rohrbach, Jon Bass, Hannibal Buress, Rob Huebel, and -- as the villain -- Priyanka Chopra. It opens in theaters on May 26, 2017.
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