Aisha Tyler Biography
Aisha N. Tyler (born September 18, 1970) is an American actress, stand-up comedian, and author, known for her regular role in the first season of Ghost Whisperer and voicing Lana Kane in Archer, as well as her recurring roles in Friends, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and Talk Soup. Description above from the Wikipedia article Aisha Tyler, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
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A Family Crisis Unfolds in a Closet
Lucy:
Uncle Scott!
Scott:
Lucy, what's happened?
Curtis:
I found her locked in a closet.
Scott:
What's wrong?
Lucy:
You've gotta see what Jack Frost did to my mom and dad.
Scott:
It's gonna be okay.
Jack:
Ow. Yeah, and?
Scott: [to Jack; sternly]
Elficers, I have him. Jack, this isn't funny. Unfreeze the parents right now.
Jack:
No way, Claus. I can't unfreeze them without unfreezing myself and that is something I'll never do.
Scott:
Mother Nature, help me out here. Can you thaw him out?
Mother Nature:
I'm sorry, Santa. Our powers don't work on other legendary figures.
Jack: [chuckles]
Isn't that a shame?
Scott: [looks at Lucy and walks to her]
What do you say, Luce?
Lucy:
Do you think it'll work?
Scott:
The question is, do you?
Jack: [Lucy hugs him; starts heating up; purrs; translation: Miguel, two plates of nachos, please?]
Okay. This is what you're reduced to. Sending a little girl in to save the day? Whatcha gonna do, adorable-ize me? Sweet me into submission? Cute me to death? Make me change my WAY-?! Hey, I feel so strange. I feel so slushy inside. Do I smell suntan lotion? I feel so tropical. Miguel, dos platos de nachos, por favor? What's happening to me?!
Lucy:
I'm warming your heart.
Jack:
But they told me it couldn't be done.
Lucy:
But they didn't know about magical hugs.
Jack: [smiles; sincerely]
I think I like it.
Lucy:
Mom, Dad!
Laura:
Lucy!
Neil: [everyone joins in for a group hug]
Group hug! Feel the love.
Laura:
Yes.
Carol: [the baby is about to be born]
Oh, Scott, I think it's time.
Scott: [checks his watch, not noticing]
Oh, about 10:00.
Carol:
I think it's time to deliver "the package".
Scott: [obliviously]
Midnight as usual.
Carol: [Scott looks down at Carol's abdomen, then suddenly raises his head and widens his eyes in slightly alarmed realization]
No, I think it's time to deliver "the package". Yeah.
Scott: [finally understanding what Carol meant; he and the elves pushed Carol on a sled to the hospital in full speed]
IT'S TIME TO DELIVER THE PACKAAAAAAGE!! Baby's on the way!
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Jack Frost's Charges and Misunderstandings
Mother Nature:
Jack Frost, you are hereby charged with 273 counts of attempted upstaging of Santa Claus. You froze a volcano in Hawaii, you made it snow in the Amazon, and you frosted Mexico, sending all of the geese north for the winter.
Jack: [scoffs]
Oh.
Mother Nature:
You have violated the Legendary Figures Code of Conduct in a manner that is both willful and malicious.
Jack:
Excuse me, did you just accuse me of being skillful and delicious?
Scott:
Oh, please.
Jack:
Guilty as charged.
Father Time:
Frost, you herald a season. You're not a holiday.
Tooth Fairy:
You're the best friend, not the leading man.
Easter Bunny:
And you kill fruit!
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