Albert Henderson Biography
Albert Horton Henderson (January 29, 1915 – January 23, 2004) was an American actor. He was born in New York City and died in Los Angeles. Henderson was a film and television actor, known for his roles in Car 54, Where Are You? (1961–1963), Coogan's Bluff (1968), Greaser's Palace (1972), Serpico (1973), The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981), and Mr. Jones (1993), among others.
Albert Henderson Movies
Albert Henderson Quotes
Pee-wee's Sandwich and Pickle Demands
Pee-wee: [shouts impatiently]
All I wanted was a measly sandwich! I very nicely explained that I was starving. I'm starving! PLEASE!
Mr. Ryan: [finishes Pee-wee's sandwich]
Sorry, ladies. I guess you'll just have to wait. You remember, no one is as important in this community as Pee-wee Herman. All you other shoppers will just have to play second fiddle to Pee-wee. I guess that's just the way things are around here. My whole purpose in life is to serve Pee-wee Herman. And everything else comes second! There's your sandwich. Is there anything else I can do for you, Pee-wee?
Pee-wee:
Well, I would like to have a pickle, if it's not too much trouble.
Mr. Ryan: [opens a barrel, knocking over Otis and Deke's chess board; extracts a pickle and hands it to Pee-wee]
No! No trouble at all, Pee-wee. Sorry, Otis. Sorry, Deke. Game's over. Pee-wee Herman wants a pickle. Here. Here's your darned pickle. Are you happy now?
Pee-wee:
Mmm-hmm.
Sheriff: [enters]
Listen up, everybody!
Mr. Ryan:
What's up, Sheriff?
Sheriff:
I just got a call from Porterville. There's a big storm headin this way. You folks better get on home. Smilie, you start boardin up the store.
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