So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unexpected Connections Among Friends
Rose Michaels:
You know Harriet.
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So I Married an Axe Murderer - Breakfast Offer Amidst a Busy Morning
Rose Michaels:
Let me make you some breakfast.
Charlie Mackenzie:
Oh gee, you know, I-I'd love to but, you know, I'm really running late.
Rose Michaels:
What would you say to silver dollar pancakes, fresh squeezed orange juice, bacon, and Kona coffee?
Charlie Mackenzie:
Well, that sounds great.
Rose Michaels:
Sorry, I didn't have those other things.
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The Fisher King - The Discomfort of Dating Experiences
Lydia:
I have never been through a dating period.
Anne Napolitano:
It's a disgusting process. You haven't missed a thing.
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Needful Things - Conflict Over Broken Items and Loss
Nettie Cobb:
You killed my doggy, you bitch!
Wilma Jerzyck:
You broke my microwave, you crazy fuck!
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The Prophecy - A Choice Between Eternity and Time Together
Gabriel:
Eternity here in that sagging skin suit, or one more day with me.
Rachael: [miserably]
Why?
Gabriel:
Can't drive. But I can wait. Until stars burn out if you don't make up your mind.
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