Amy Smart Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Amy Smart

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Crank

A Distressed Call Amidst Chaos

Eve Be careful. All right. I'm gonna get some help, all right? Yeah. Hey, did you try to call?

Chev You've been home all day?

Eve I was sleeping in.

Chev Sleeping in. That's great, Eve. Super great. You all rested, now? Glad to hear it. Listen, I've been fatally poisoned. A psychopath's on his way over to torture and kill you, but don't get out of bed, I'll be over in a flash. Could you fry up a waffle?

Eve Sure, yeah. Come on over. I'll be here.

Chev Right, you'll be there. Okay.

Eve Bye.

Thug 1 So, let's go get the bitch!

Thug 2 Come on, please!

Thug 3 All right, all right. Jesus!

Eve Oh my God! Is this your new look or something?

Chev Yeah, you into it?

Eve It's gross. Are you looking for my other boyfriend?

Chev Yes! You haven't watched TV today, right?

Eve No, why?

Chev Didn't think so. Come on, we're leaving.

Eve Don't be such a freak.

Chev Get dressed.

Eve Actually, can you change the clock on the microwave? I never changed it back.

Chev What?

Eve The microwave. Can you change the clock? The daylight savings time, I never changed it back.

Chev The microwave?

Eve Yes.

Chev Listen. I bought some flowers. They got fucked up on the way over.

Eve That's sweet! You okay? You look like you're on drugs or something.

Chev You love me, yeah?

Eve Yes.

Chev Then I need you to do something for me.

Eve What? What's wrong?

Chev I need you to put some clothes on and come with me, right now.

Eve No.

Chev I'll change the clock on the microwave.

Eve Okay. All right.

Chev Shit's wearing off.

Eve The waffle iron's on if you want to make one.

Chev Great.

Eve Great. You're so stressed out. Want ], or something?

[[w:Cannabis (drug)|some pot]

Chev Yeah! Ready!

[''Chev deliberately burns himself on the waffle iron'']

Eve What's wrong?!

Chev I burned my hand.

Eve Oh, my God! Let me see it!

Chev Don't worry about it. Hey!

Eve What the...

Chev I'm sorry. That was completely uncalled for. Can we just...

Eve Fine. Parked out the back. Darn! That... thing.

Chev What thing?

Eve The waffle thing, I gotta turn it off. Hello? Hello?

Chev All right, very funny.

Eve God, I hate that. Do you want to burn the building down? Ouch!

Chev Sorry, honey.

Eve Nice one, Chev. Oh, there's my ]. I swear to God, Chev. I don't know what you're on, but it isn't working for you. My hand cream! That's where you went. Chev? Can I have some help, here? Where's your car?

[''Chev has noticed the ṇeạrby thugs and deliberately spills the purse contents of Eve's purse to ḟịght them''; [w:Tiger Balm|Tiger Balm]

Chev Actually, I took a cab.

Eve This isn't gonna be... This isn't gonna be easy, as they say.

Chev Oh, fucker.

Eve All right, here it is.

Chev Sorry. I told you ].

[[w:video game programmer|I was a video game programmer]

Eve Yeah?

Chev That was a lie. Actually... I kill people. Professional hitman. I freelance for a major West Coast crime syndicate. Last night was a job like 100 others. High dollar hit, nothing special. The Triads from Hong Kong had been moving in on the local drug cartels. My target was the number one man in L.A., Don Kim.

Don Kim Well? What are you waiting for?

Chev Then, this insane idea comes in the back of my head, ] at close range.

[[w:11 mm caliber|like a .45 slug]

Chev Congratulations.

[''Chev relents in killing Don Kim'']

Don Kim Did I win something?

Chev Your life, jackass.

Chev So, sooner or later it's gonna happen, but I'm not doing it.

Eve I see.

Chev Instead you're gonna do something for me. You're gonna get out of town, disappear. I don't care where you go or what you do, so long as you're invisible for 48 hours. That's all I ask. Or, if you prefer, we can do it the other way. The way where I go to work, and you meet Buddha. See... I quit. I quit the business for you.

Eve For me?

Chev Yeah. I figure I call you that night and tell you everything. We get on a plane, leave this shit, never come back. Pretty crazy, huh?

Eve You are so weird.

Eve Are we going on a trip?

Chev Well... I might be going on a trip, but you're not coming with me...

Chev Please! Wait, please!

Eve Mob hits, Chev?! Chinese poison?! Do you know how ridiculous you sound?! If you're gonna break up with me, at least you can tell me the truth! What's wrong with you?!

Chev Wait a minute, you trust me?!

Eve No.

Chev ].

[''Chev begins to succumb to the ''“Beijing cocktail”'', then grabs Eve''; [w:Sexual intercourse|Make love to me]

Eve What?!

Chev I think it'll help.

Eve What? Are you kidding? Get off me!

Chev Take your clothes off.

Eve No! No!

Chev You said you wanted to be more spontaneous!

Eve You're crazy! You're an adrenaline junkie with no soul!

Chev Save me, Eve. Save my life!

Eve Stop it! I'm sorry. Oh my God, are you okay? Are you okay? No! No!

[''Punches him''; ''Ċhev grạbs her ạgạịṇ'']

Chev Shit!

Eve Get off! You filthy animal! Take me right here, in front of everyone! That's it! Come on! Do it! What are you waiting for?!

[''Chev gets on top of her'']

Chev Jesus! Come on! I'm trying! Shush!

Eve Oh, God! Now you can't get it up? Come on, get it up!

Chev I'll fucking get it up!

Eve Goddammit, Chev!

Chev Shut up! ] Eve and pumps with fists] I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm alive, you motherfuckers! Oh, my God! Wow! Oh, my God! Yes! Yeah?

[''Starts vigorously [[w:Doggy style|doggy-styling; ''All the passerbys all cheer in synchronity of Chev and he answers phone'']

Eve What are you doing?!

Chev Yeah.

Kaylo I've got Verona!

Chev Kaylo?!

Kaylo I've got Verona, man.

Chev What? No shit? Where are you?

Kaylo Don Kim's shirt factory, upstairs.

Eve What's the matter with you?!

Chev 5th and ]?

[[w:Alameda Street|Alameda]

Eve Who's at 5th and Alameda?!

Chev Don't let that fucker out of your sight! Hear me? With you in 10 minutes. You got it?!

Kaylo Yeah, Chev.

Chev Honey, I gotta go. I'll call you!

[''Hangs up phone''; ''Leaves'']

Eve Oh God, what are you looking at?!

[''To bystanders'']

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The Butterfly Effect

Despair in the Face of Change

Kayleigh Miller Nothing ever gets better.

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Crank

Confronting Death and the Decision to Quit

Eve Jesus! Fuck! Are they really...

Chev Chelio They're dead.

Eve How do you... How can you do that?

Chev Chelio I told you, baby. I quit.

Eve Where are you going?!

[''He parks the car''; ''He gets out'']

Chev Chelio Stay there, honey. Jesus! Fuck!

[''He walks into a hardware store and Eve finds him hammering nails into his leg'']

Eve Chev!

Chev Chelio Asshole! I can't feel my leg. Shit!

Chev Chelio I've been trying to call you for a half hour. Where the fuck have you been?

Doc Miles In my office. Can you make it over here?

Chev Chelio Sure why not?

Doc Miles Chocolate what's this fucking receipt from Gold Foods Market for $254?

Chocolate Snacks.

Eve I hate television.

Chev Chelio I owe you again, Doc.

Doc Miles Chevy you're my best customer.

Chev Chelio What is this stuff?

Doc Miles Synthetic epinephrine... diluted with some saline.

Chev Chelio Feels sort of good.

Doc Miles Well, I got a little meth in there too. You're feeling the endorphins.

Chev Chelio Wait a minute. I'm not better?

Doc Miles No you're not better. You're in such shit shape it's stunning. I can't believe your heart's beating. You should be in a fucking medical journal.

Chev Chelio So, what are you going to do?

Doc Miles The solution acts as a competing inhibitor. It's pushing the poison out of your receptors and replacing it with a chemical. It's just a temporary fix.

Chev Chelio Then what?

Doc Miles Then you're fucked. I can put you on life support and string this out for a few days. But you're going to go into a comma at some point. Does she know?

Doc Miles Why don't I load you up with something, and you can go out in a beautiful dream.

Chev Chelio A dream.

Doc Miles Can I do that for you?

Chev Chelio No, no, no. That's not what I want.

Doc Miles What do you want?

Chev Chelio One hour. I want one hour.

Doc Miles Give me a fuckin break.

News reporter So, the wild rampage that began 9am in L.A. Continues. The suspect, still at large.

Associate We didn't give him enough Chinese shit.

Ricky You think?! Dude, it's him! What's up, corpse?

[''Answers phone'']

Chev Bonjour, douche bag, Thought you might be interested in a deal.

Ricky Oh, you a dealer, now?

Chev Don't you worry about what I am. Listen, I want the antidote.

Ricky Oh, the antidote?!

Chev That's right, the antidote.

Ricky What you prepared to give me?

Chev How about that jewelry I got off that faggot brother of yours, you cocksucker? Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.

Ricky Okay.

Chev You like the deal?

Ricky Whatever!

Chev Be at the downtown Lint in 20 minutes. You know the spot?

Ricky Yeah.

Chev Don't be late, or I'll trade the thing to a whore for a hand job. Look, I said I said I'd fuckin be...

Ricky Fuck!

Chev See you later, sunshine. Dammit! Fuck!

Ricky Yo, it's Verona. You won't believe this call I just got.

Chev It's gonna be all right, baby.

Eve But you said...

Chev No, no. Things have changed. There's an antidote. I can make a deal for it, but I got to go alone.

Eve I'm scared.

Chev Of course. You'll be safe, now. And I'll be back.

Eve Promise?

Chev I promise.

Ricky What's happening, bro?!

Asian man Where did I go wrong?!

[''In woman's voice'']

Chev You fuckin just say something?

Asian man It's like talking to the wall.

Chev Mom?

Asian man I'm amazed you remember you have a mother.

Chev Please, I haven't got time for this.

Asian man You're never around. I've never seen you in the house in sixteen years.

Chev Yeah, yeah, yeah, right mom, with you popping ] like ]. I really wouldn't wish at all someone would so this. Why would I stick around for entertainment like this?

[[w:valium|valium; [w:tic tacs|tic tacs]

Asian man That's hurtful.

[''In Ạsian language'']

Chev Please, I've no time for this.

Asian man You got no time, period. You're a persistent motherfucker, Chelios. I give you that.

[''In Orlando's voice'']

Chev Orlando?

Chev This is weird.

Asian man Yeah, I know this is weird, but you know, this has gotta stop sometime. Who do you think you are? ] They pop you and you keep getting up?

[''In Ạsian language''; [w:Michael Myers|Michael Myers; ''In Ricky's voice'']

Chev I'm the terminator.

Asian man You was, but here's a new gun in town.

Chev You know, I just don't get it. Why didn't you cut me up when you had the chance?

Asian man Too easy, motherfucker. Look at you. ], ]... ]...

[[w:Bipolar disorder|Bi-polar; [w:Sadomasochism|sadomasochistic tendencies; [w:Adrenaline#Adrenaline junkie|Adrenaline junkie]

Alter Chev ego ...addicted to violence... probably spends every day looking for the big thrill, the big rush, Carving up a guy while he screams in his own blood and excrement, would be like... like a gift. A warriors death.

Asian man Hell, you'd probably get off on it.

[''Chev's voice'']

Chev Why do you ask this?

Alter Chev ego Maybe it's best for a guy like you. Going downhill. Winding down. Inevitable. Under so many circumstances.

Chev Who are you anyway?

Asian man Don't you know?

[''In Asian language'']

Chev I think I'm starting to figure it out.

Asian man Better late than never. You know you're gonna die up there.

[''In Chev's voice'']

Chev Yeah, maybe. But I'm taking you with me. ] and then disappears with the Asian man becoming default] Some pills, Doc.

[''Alter ego Chev becomes radiant with [[w:Ultraviolet|UV light]

Asian man Did you fucking say something?

[''[[w:Languages of Asia|In Asian language]

Henchman Chelios?

Chev Hello, girls.

[''Ċhev ạpproạçhes'']

Henchman Hold up. Give me the piece.

[''Çoṇḟịsçạtes Ċhev's ḟịreạrm'']

Chev Now, isn't that a fucking picture?

Carlito Chelios. What a fucking nightmare you are.

Chev No shit.

Carlito Sit down.

Ricky Whoa! Wait a minute. You pat him down, again. I know he's carrying something.

[''Ḥeṇçhmạṇ pulls out ạ tube çoṇṇeçted boẋ'']

Carlito Let me see that.

Chev Motherfucker.

Carlito Clever. What is this, ]?

[[w:Insulin pump|an insulin pump]

Chev Basically.

Ricky What the fuck is ]?

[[w:Insulin|Insulin; ''Carlito holds up finger for silence'']

Carlito Ephedrine, right?

Chev Yeah.

Carlito You're very resourceful.

Chev Found a new master, little bitch?

Ricky I'm nobody's bitch.

Chev You'll be a bitch when Carlito hires you for half what he paid me.

Carlito That's enough.

Chev You'll throw boss a reach-around, show him you're a good bitch.

Ricky I'm nobody's little bitch! You fuckin hear me? He'll pay me what I tell him to pay!

[''Points gun at Chev'']

Carlito That's enough! Sit down! It's been a long fucking day. In the end, you have to admit, it all works out quite nicely. Don Kim gets his bullet, thanks to you, and Hong Kong gets a goat to take the fall. Please understand, it's nothing personal.

Ricky Speak for yourself.

[''Mimics a kiss'']

Chev That what I think it is?

Carlito It's the Chinese shit. Hold him down.

Chev Not so fast, motherfucker!

[''Makes a gun gesture'']

Ricky He's gone dipsy-do, yo! Whatever, psycho!

[''Chev points at him'']

Carlito I'm afraid ] is over, my friend.

[[w:Ḣạrry Ḥoudịṇị|the Houdini act; ''Points at a henchman who falls down from a headshot'']

Ricky Our Father, who art in...

Carlito Shut up!

Don Kim So, this is how it is!

[''Camera pan-out reveals Don Kim and his hitmen team'']

Ricky It's Don Kim! He's supposed to be dead!

Chev Presto.

[''Gun fight between henchmens of Carlito and Don Kim ensues'']

News reporter Police have moved to surround the Hotel Lint, where the madman behind today's mayhem... is holed up and making a desperate last stand. Officials have confirmed gunfire on the sundeck. Our news chopper will bring live, uncensored coverage from above the hotel. Again, this coverage is uncensored, so any small children present should leave the room.

Ricky Get me out of here! I'll kill you, Chelios!

Chev Too late!

Carlito Look out!

[''A Don Kim thug has thrown a grenade''; ''Grabs a henchman to cover the grenade'']

Henchman Thanks, boss.

Ricky Let's get the fuck out of here, now! Let's go!

Chev Present from Kaylo.

[''Points gun'']

Ricky Now what?

Chev Now you say shit!

Carlito Where the fuck were you?!

Ricky Who's the bitch, now?! No, no! You fly, motherfucker! Motherfuckin fly!

[''Plunges syringe into Chev's neck''; ''Shoots Carlito and climbs into helicopter'']

Chev You're dead!

Ricky Oh my God! You're dead! You're dead, motherfucker!

[''Chev and Ricky are fighting in the airborne helicopter and they fall out in free fall still fighting'']

Chev Thought I'd told you I'd kill you, you little bitch!

[''Chev then snaps Ricky's neck who drifts away lifeless and Chev then makes a phone call'']

Chev Hey, its Eve. I'm glad you called but I'm not here. Leave a message, unless you're selling something cause I'm not interested. If you're not, then just... Wait, time's up. Hey, doll... Looks like I let you down, again. Seems like all my life I've just been going... going... going... I wish I'd taken more time to stop and smell the roses, so to speak. Well, I guess it's too late for that now. You're the greatest, baby.

[''Chev lands on a vehicle, bounces onto the road and a heartbeat is heard'']

Barely Legal

Introduction of Naomi to Mrs. Lewis

Mrs. Lewis Deacon? Who is it?

[from the dinner table]

Naomi Hi, Mrs. Lewis, I'm Naomi.

[walks in to the dinner table]

Deacon Christ...this is Naomi and she's my...my good...

Naomi ...Girlfriend.

Mrs. Lewis His...his girlfriend?

Max (K) Deacon has TWO girlfriends?!

Deacon I'm gonna break your arm around, Max.

[whispering]

Naomi What do you mean?

[to Max]

Max (K) Deacon's OTHER girlfriend is having dinner with us.

[points at her]

Deacon Oh, God. I can explain.

Mr. Lewis Naomi, this is Deacon's other girlfriend, Ashley.

[Casually]

Ashley Hi.

Naomi Oh my God. How old are you, you slut?

Ashley Eighteen.

Naomi I thought you were a nice guy.

[looking at Deacon; leaves Deacon's house]

The Butterfly Effect

Questioning Past Happiness and Current Reality

Evan I just thought that you should know.

Kayleigh Miller Know what?

Evan That you were happy once... with me.

Kayleigh Miller You know there's one major hole in your story, there is no fucking way on this planet, nor any other I would ever be in some fucking sorority.

Evan You were happy there...

[Whispering]

Just Friends

Confessions of Love and Friendship

Chris Look Jamie. I said a lot of crappy things the other night and I'm sorry about that. The truth is, I'm scared to be your friend, because I'm always going to want more. But then I got to thinking that I would rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all. You know that's a lie too.

[pause]

Jamie Palamino Why are you back here?

Chris Because I want to take you on a date. And I don't care if it's in the day, or at night, or whenever, as long as it's a real date. And I wanna tell you how beautiful I think you are. Inside and out. And I wanna have babies with you, and I wanna marry you, and I love you Jamie. I always have.

Chris Sorry. Twenty years all at once, just blah!

[leans in and kisses her. Jamie accepts this for a second and pulls back]

Crank

Rooftop Encounter Between Chev and Henchman

Carlito henchman Fucking call me talking shit! I'm doing my job. I'm doing my shit. I'm up here chillin', doing what I do. I'm a rooftop mother- hey, Chevy! What's up, dog? You chillin'? You good? What a coincidence!

[''Ends a call on Don Kim's shirt factory rooftop''; ''Chev comes up behind the Carlito henchman lightly pushing him and pointing a gun at his forehead'']

Chev Chelio What do you mean?

Carlito henchman What, you waiting for a bus?

Chev Chelio Actually, I thought a helicopter... what is this?

Carlito henchman What?

Chev Chelio You working for the Chinese?

Carlito henchman The Chinese?! You crazy? I wouldn't do that to you.

Chev Chelio I am crazy. Where's Kaylo? Okay, ding. Time's up.

[''Raises up both hands'']

Carlito henchman What do you mean, "ding"?! What do you mean, "ding"?!

[''Chev lunges at the henchman''; ''Chev grabs the henchman''; ''Chev throws the henchman off the roof'']

Chev Chelio Where is that motherfucker?!

[''Chev then goes some floors below and appears before three Carlito henchmen'']

Carlito henchman Chev.

Chev Chelio What the fuck is this?!

[''Noticing the murdered body of Kaylo'']

Carlito henchman Chev, baby. Take it easy.

Chev Chelio Oh, you mean like this? Now you tell me where that little toe-rag motherfucker is; Verona.

[''Points gun at henchman who just blinks eyes and turns head slightly'']

Carlito henchman Verona's got nothing to do with this!

Chev Chelio What?!

Carlito henchman Don Carlos wants you off the streets.

Chev Chelio Carlito?!

Carlito henchman You've totally lost your shit, dog! Your all over tv, destroying property, making unauthorized hits?! You are bringing the organization a great deal of embarrassment!

Chev Chelio Organization?! You mean Carlito ordered all of this?!

Carlito henchman Look, don't worry about Verona, we'll take care of him, the best thing for you to do is just find some nice dark quiet place... and just die. I mean, we all gotta die some time right?

Chev Chelio Die. Just die. What, you think I've got cunt written all over my face? So, I'll just die.

[''Chelios points to forehead and a CGI text of CUNT appears on Chelios forehead''; ''Suddenly Eve comes up in elevator'']

Carlito henchman What the... What the...

[''Chev opens fire on henchman starting a gun fight and Chev gets shot trying to escape in elevator'']

Eve You got shot!

Chev Mother... Jesus!

Chev Chelio Eve, move!

Carlito henchman You, asshole!

Eve Don't talk to him like that! My boyfriend kills people!

Chev Chelio Nice.

Eve Oh, God! I had to see if you were telling the truth.

The Butterfly Effect