Dude, Where's My Car? - Confusion About Feelings and Their Nature
Jesse:
Wait a second. I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
Chester:
Maybe you should go sit on the toilet?
Jesse:
No. No. You know what the feeling is? It's love!
Chester:
Is that what that is?
Jesse:
Yeah. I'm in love with Wanda and you're in love with Wilma.
Chester:
Yeah!
Jesse:
You see. Now that we know that we've been sucky boyfriends... we can change.
Chester:
We can?
Jesse:
Yeah, and you know what else? I'll bet you that we did buy them super cool anniversary gifts. You know why? Coz we love them.
Chester:
And we wrapped them really cool wrapping paper?
Jesse:
Yeah.
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Dude, Where's My Car? - Tattoo Confusion Among Friends
Jesse:
Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester:
So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse:
Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester:
Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse:
S - wee - t!" What about mine?
Chester: [''Angrily'']
Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: [''Screaming'']
Sweet!
Mr. Lee: [''Screams in English''; ''Swears in Chinese, walks up to Chester and Jesse in in English'']
Idiots! Your tattoo says "dude." Your tattoo says "sweet." Got it?
Jesse:
Oh.
Mr. Lee:
Ai-yah!
Jesse:
Sorry.
Chester:
Hey... sorry.
Jesse:
Sorry.
Jesse and Chester:
Shibby!
Mr. Lee:
Very sharp. Very sharp. You two number one, extra-special, very good-looking guys.
Jesse:
We bought these last night?
Mr. Lee: [''Says "fucked up" in Chinese'']
Yeah. You were pretty last night.
Chester:
How much are these?
Mr. Lee: [''In English'']
You already paid for. I just do some minor alterations-you know, add the secret pockets you order.
Jesse: [''Reaches into pockets''; ''Pulls out [[w:kaleidoscope|kaleidoscope]
Hey, maybe we got the Continual Trans-sphincter. What's- ] viewing Mr. Lee's laughing face] Oh, dude! Dude!
Chester: [''Pulls out [[w:dove|a dove]
Sweet! Cool.
Jesse:
Excuse me, but how did we pay for these suits?
Mr. Lee:
You pay cash. Cold, hard cash. Crispy, new hundred dollar bills.
Jesse:
You didn't, by chance, see what car we were driving, did you?
Mr. Lee:
Me? No, I don't see no car.
Jesse: [''Answer cellphone in pocket'']
Hello.
Chester:
Dude, we bought cell phones.
Jesse: [''Looking at paper'']
That's not all we bought, dude.-
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Dude, Where's My Car? - Alter Egos and Their Confusion
Jesse:
Who's Johnny Potsmoker?
Chester:
Oh, that's my alter ego.
Jesse:
Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was my alter ego.
Chester:
No. Yours is Smokey McPot.
Jesse:
Oh, yeah.
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Dude, Where's My Car? - Ordering Food from the Intercom
Chinese Food Intercom:
Chinese Foooood, may I help you?
Jesse:
Yeah, I like to place an order.
Chinese Food Intercom:
Um, what you like?
Jesse: [[w:Honey garlic sauce|garlic chicken]
Yeah, I like uh... three orders of ].
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Jesse: [[w:white rice|white rice]
And then, three orders of ].
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Jesse: [''then he turns and asks Chester and Nelson'']
And then... Oh hey, you guys want soup?
Chester & Nelson:
Sure.
Jesse: [[w:Wonton|Wonton soup]
Yeah, three orders of ].
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Jesse: [[w:fortune cookie|fortune cookies]
Oh, uh some ] too.
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Jesse:
Uh... naw I think that's about it.
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Jesse:
No, that's it.
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Jesse: [''stutters'']
No and then, I... ...that's, that's all I want.
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Jesse: [''Looks behind and then laughs'']
And then, and then um, and then um, and then nothin else cause I'm done ordering, okay?
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Jesse:
Uh, uh, no, no, see all, all I want is the three orders of the garlic chicken and the three orders of the white rice.
Chinese Food Intercom:
Uh-huh, and then?
Chester:
And the soup dude.
Jesse:
Oh, and, and the Wonton soup.
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Nelson:
And the Cookie's Fortune.
Jesse:
And, and the, and the fortune cookies yes so, it's just the uh, it's the... the chicken, the... rice, the soup and the Fortune cookies, and that's it.
Chinese Food Intercom:
And the...en?
Jesse: [''Starts chuckling'']
And then uh, you can it in a brown paper bag and come put it in my hand cause I'm ready to eat.
Chinese Food Intercom:
An...nd the...en?
Jesse: [''Gets irritated'']
Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese Food mind games!
Chinese Food Intercom:
An...nd the...en...?
Jesse: [''Gets upset'']
NO! No "and then"!
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?!
Jesse:
No "and then"!
Chinese Food Intercom: [''Growls'']
An...nd the...en...?
Jesse: [''Gets annoyed'']
You know, you're really starting to piss me off, lady!
Chinese Food Intercom: [''Quietly'']
And then?
Jesse: [''laughs nervously''; ''grows livid''; ''Pause; Jesse almost gives in'']
And then... I'm gonna come in there... and I'm gonna put my foot in your ass IF YOU SAY "AND THEN" AGAIN!
Chinese Food Intercom: [''Repeatedly''; ''Jesse angrily smashes the speaker box, but Chester and Nelson pull him back inside the car, and they drive away'']
And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then!
Chinese Food Intercom: [''Severely damaged'']
And then...?
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Dude, Where's My Car? - Defiance Against the Universe
Keeper of the Continuum Transfunctioner:
But the universe...
Jesse: [''Walks away'']
Screw the universe"!
Keeper:
Screw the universe"?!
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Dude, Where's My Car? - A Dog's Lazy Lifestyle and Stoner Humor
Jesse:
Nelson, your dog's a stoner!
Chester: [[w:Beer bong|bong a beer]
Can he also ]?
Nelson: [[w:Pipe smoking|smoke his pipe]
Nah. All he does is pretty much lie around and ].
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Dude, Where's My Car? - A Bizarre Night of Pudding Purchases
Jesse: [''After discovering their kitchen is insanely stocked in every nook and cranny of [[w:Chocolate pudding|Chocolate pudding]
Is it possible that we got so wasted last night that we bought a lifetime supply of pudding and then totally forgot about it?
Chester: [''Opens the cupboard to find it's entirely full of pudding'']
I'd say it's entirely possible.
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The Butterfly Effect - Unrecognized Beauty and Self-Perception
Evan Treborn: [To Kayleigh]
You really have no clue how beautiful you are, do you?
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The Butterfly Effect - Struggling with Self-Identity and Understanding
Evan Treborn: [To Thumper]
You think you know me? I don't even know me!
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The Butterfly Effect - Self-Discovery and Identity Realization
Evan Treborn: [To Lenny while burning his stuff]
I know who I am now.
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The Butterfly Effect - The Desire for Healing and Redemption
Evan Treborn: [Self-Thinking]
If I can have the power to make scars appear, can I have the power to heal them? What about Kayleigh's scars?
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The Butterfly Effect - Charisma and Eyeliner: A Personal Reflection
Evan Treborn:
I guess charisma and eyeliner go a long way.
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The Butterfly Effect - Dreams and Divine Communication in The Butterfly Effect
Evan Treborn: [to Carlos (Prision Friend)]
Jesus speaks to me in my dreams.
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The Butterfly Effect - A Childhood Conversation Recalled
Evan Treborn: [to Kayleigh's Dad]
Yeah, you remember me? We had a nice chat once when I was seven...
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The Butterfly Effect - Fear of Losing Loved Ones
Evan Treborn: [to Kayleigh]
I've already lost you once, I'm not gonna lose you again.
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The Butterfly Effect - Promise of Return
Evan Treborn: [Evan's note to Kayleigh]
I'll come back for you.
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The Butterfly Effect - A Desperate Hope for Redemption and Change
Evan Treborn:
If anyone finds this, it means my plan didn't work and I'm already dead. But if I can somehow go back to the beginning of all of this, I might be able to save her.
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