Memorable Quotes from Britt Ekland
3 quotesA Bikini Encounter with James Bond
Francisco Scaramanga
Ah, Miss Goodnight.
Mary Goodnight
James!
James Bond
Aren't we a little overdressed, Goodnight?
Scaramanga
I like a girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons. Miss Goodnight, please. Mr. Bond. Now, let's see what Nick Nack has for us. Ahh- mushrooms. )
[shows Goodnight to her chair; Bond sits next to her as Nick Nack places a tray on the table; he lifts the tray's lid; As he sits down across from Bond, Goodnight takes a hasty look at the mushrooms and glances meaningfully at Bond.]
Goodnight
The fried mushroom looks terribly interesting.
Bond
Yes, I noticed that- I'll get around to it later. Having fun in the sun, Goodnight?
[Scaramanga subtly places several pieces of his Golden Gun on the table as Nick Nack pours wine]
Goodnight
Yes- I could stay here forever.
[sarcastically; Scaramanga watches them]
Bond
Mmm, excellent- slightly reminiscent of a 34 Mouton.
[tastes the wine, Scaramanga gives him an inquiring look]
Scaramanga
Then I must add it to my cellar.
[nods, pulls out a gold-plated pen that doubles as the barrel of the Golden Gun; writes it down]
Bond
You live well, Scaramanga.
Scaramanga
At a million dollars a contract, I can afford to, Mr. Bond. You work for peanuts, a hearty well done from Her Majesty the Queen, and a pittance of a pension. Apart from that, we are the same. To us, Mr. Bond. We are the best.
[raises his glass in a toast; he and Goodnight drink, but Bond does not]
Bond
There's a ]... and you're full of it. When I kill, it is on the specific orders of my government. And those I kill are themselves killers.
[coldly; [w:Shit|useful four letter word; Scaramanga sets down his wine, his expression cold]
Scaramanga
Ha! Come, come, Mr. Bond, you disappoint me. You get as much fulfillment out of killing as I do, so why don't you admit it?
[takes the various pieces of the Golden Gun and moves them into his lap, out of sight]
Bond
I admit killing you would be a pleasure.
Scaramanga
Then you should have done that when you first saw me. But then, of course, the English don't consider it sporting to kill in cold blood, do they?
[smirks]
Bond
Don't count on that.
[reaches for his gun, but Scaramanga raises his Golden Gun, which he has surreptitiously put together.]
Scaramanga
... I could have shot you down when you landed, but that would have been ridiculously easy. You see, Mr. Bond, like all great artists I want to create one indisputable masterpiece. The death of 007 -mano a mano, face to face- will be mine.
[quietly; Bond slowly moves his hand away from his pistol]
Bond
You mean, stuffed and displayed over your rocky mantelpiece?
Scaramanga
It's an amusing idea, but I was thinking more in terms of history. A duel between titans... my golden gun against your Walther PPK. Each of us a 50-50 chance.
Bond
Six bullets to your one?
Scaramanga
I only need one.
Bond
...Sounds a bit old-fashioned, doesn't it? Pistols and dawn, that sort of thing?
Scaramanga
Indeed it is, Mr Bond. But it still remains the only true test, for gentlemen.
Bond
I doubt you'll qualify on that score. However, I accept. As soon as I finish this delicious lunch Nick Nack has prepared for us.
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Desire and Temptation in Intimate Moments
Jack Carter
I fancy you. I wish I was touching you - right now - making love to you. I want - to stroke you - and kiss you all over. Where are you?
[on the phone with Anna]
Anna
I'm in the bedroom. My black underwear.
Jack Carter
The sexy, silk ones? Take your bra off.
Anna
Stop it, darling.
Jack Carter
Now. Go on. Now. Now, hold them - gently. Slowly. Imagine it's me. When we're in South America - we'll make love in the sun. Roll over. Make love again - and again.
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Contrasting Perspectives on a Man's Arrival
Willow MacGreagor
A man who would come here of his own free will.
Librarian
A man who has come here with the power of a king by representing the law.
Willow MacGreagor
A man who would come here as a virgin...
Librarian
A man who has come here as a fool!
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