Memorable Quotes from Darryl Henriques
1 quoteSeeking a Replacement Weapon
Gun Salesman
What can I do for you?
Van Pelt
I want a gross of these.
[hands him a bullet]
Gun Salesman
You know, they stopped making these in 1903.
Van Pelt
Damn. I shall need a replacement weapon.
Gun Salesman
Well, there's a waiting period, and you'll have to... fill out these. Or I could fill these out. Louise. Now, anyone asks, you didn't get this here. You're not a postal worker, are you?
[he places a stack of forms on the counter as Van Pelt drops some coins; Louise stops what she's doing and changes the "Open" sign to "Closed".; hands Van Pelt a new gun; Van Pelt looks at the salesman as if to say, "are you crazy"?]
Sarah Whittle
Alan!
Peter Shepherd
Alan!
Alan Parrish
Quiet. Okay. No!
Sarah and Judy
Peter!
Judy Shepherd
Peter, that was great.
[Peter has successfully gotten the game back]
Sarah Whittle
Are you okay?
Judy Shepherd
I can't believe you did that. That was so cool. You gave me chills.
Sarah Whittle
It was great. Alan.
Alan Parrish
It's nice work. Come on, gimme the game. Let's go.
Alan Parrish
Oh, no. Act natural.
[Carl notices Alan]
Carl Bentley
Hey!
Alan Parrish
Hide the game.
Carl Bentley
I don't believe this. Every time there's trouble, I run into you.
Alan Parrish
Me? I don't know what you're talking about.
Carl Bentley
All right, I'm taking you in for questioning.
[arresting Alan]
Alan Parrish
I'm not going anywhere.
Sarah Whittle
Just a second. You can't take him. He's--
Judy Shepherd
Her fiancé.
Carl Bentley
Wait a minute, I thought you said he was your uncle.
Alan Parrish
It's all right. I'll be back soon.
Van Pelt
Blast!
[fails to shoot Alan]
Sarah Whittle
Remember you said you'd never abandon your friends?
Alan Parrish
We'll finish the game later. Okay?
Sarah Whittle
Later?
Alan Parrish
Van Pelt. Van Pelt.
Carl Bentley
I suggest you all go home now.
Alan Parrish
Okay.
Judy Shepherd
Now how are we supposed to finish the game?
Sarah Whittle
We can't. We can't finish it without him.
Peter Shepherd
Judy!
[Has set the game on a stump and rolled the dices; Sarah and Judy run over]
Judy Shepherd
What?
Sarah Whittle
What happened?
Peter Shepherd
I thought I could end the game myself. I was only ten spaces away.
Judy Shepherd
A law of Jumanji having been broken; you will slip back even more than your token.
[Reads a notice in the center of the board]
Sarah Whittle
You tried to cheat?
Peter Shepherd
No. I tried to drop the dice so they'd land on 12.
Sarah Whittle
Oh, okay, honey. Well, that would be cheating.
Judy Shepherd
Peter, your hands! Look at your hands!
Carl Bentley
What is this about? I know you know.
Alan Parrish
Yes, I do, but you wouldn't believe me even if I told you, Carl.
Carl Bentley
Wait a minute. How do you know my name is Carl?
Alan Parrish
I know a lot more than that. I know you used to work on the stamping line at Parrish Shoes. They used to call you Soleman.
Carl Bentley
Soleman. Yeah, that's right. I was in there too, until old man Parrish fired me.
Alan Parrish
He fired you?
Carl Bentley
Yeah, man. And I had something I could've turned this whole town around.
Alan Parrish
Your shoes.
Carl Bentley
Right.
Alan Parrish
Listen, Carl, I know it doesn't mean much after 26 years, but I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Carl Bentley
Sorry for what?
Alan Parrish
It's me, Alan.
[screeches to a halt]
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