Jumanji - Seeking a Replacement Weapon
Gun Salesman:
What can I do for you?
Van Pelt: [hands him a bullet]
I want a gross of these.
Gun Salesman:
You know, they stopped making these in 1903.
Van Pelt:
Damn. I shall need a replacement weapon.
Gun Salesman: [he places a stack of forms on the counter as Van Pelt drops some coins; Louise stops what she's doing and changes the "Open" sign to "Closed".; hands Van Pelt a new gun; Van Pelt looks at the salesman as if to say, "are you crazy"?]
Well, there's a waiting period, and you'll have to... fill out these. Or I could fill these out. Louise. Now, anyone asks, you didn't get this here. You're not a postal worker, are you?
Sarah Whittle:
Alan!
Peter Shepherd:
Alan!
Alan Parrish:
Quiet. Okay. No!
Sarah and Judy:
Peter!
Judy Shepherd: [Peter has successfully gotten the game back]
Peter, that was great.
Sarah Whittle:
Are you okay?
Judy Shepherd:
I can't believe you did that. That was so cool. You gave me chills.
Sarah Whittle:
It was great. Alan.
Alan Parrish:
It's nice work. Come on, gimme the game. Let's go.
Alan Parrish: [Carl notices Alan]
Oh, no. Act natural.
Carl Bentley:
Hey!
Alan Parrish:
Hide the game.
Carl Bentley:
I don't believe this. Every time there's trouble, I run into you.
Alan Parrish:
Me? I don't know what you're talking about.
Carl Bentley: [arresting Alan]
All right, I'm taking you in for questioning.
Alan Parrish:
I'm not going anywhere.
Sarah Whittle:
Just a second. You can't take him. He's--
Judy Shepherd:
Her fiancé.
Carl Bentley:
Wait a minute, I thought you said he was your uncle.
Alan Parrish:
It's all right. I'll be back soon.
Van Pelt: [fails to shoot Alan]
Blast!
Sarah Whittle:
Remember you said you'd never abandon your friends?
Alan Parrish:
We'll finish the game later. Okay?
Sarah Whittle:
Later?
Alan Parrish:
Van Pelt. Van Pelt.
Carl Bentley:
I suggest you all go home now.
Alan Parrish:
Okay.
Judy Shepherd:
Now how are we supposed to finish the game?
Sarah Whittle:
We can't. We can't finish it without him.
Peter Shepherd: [Has set the game on a stump and rolled the dices; Sarah and Judy run over]
Judy!
Judy Shepherd:
What?
Sarah Whittle:
What happened?
Peter Shepherd:
I thought I could end the game myself. I was only ten spaces away.
Judy Shepherd: [Reads a notice in the center of the board]
A law of Jumanji having been broken; you will slip back even more than your token.
Sarah Whittle:
You tried to cheat?
Peter Shepherd:
No. I tried to drop the dice so they'd land on 12.
Sarah Whittle:
Oh, okay, honey. Well, that would be cheating.
Judy Shepherd:
Peter, your hands! Look at your hands!
Carl Bentley:
What is this about? I know you know.
Alan Parrish:
Yes, I do, but you wouldn't believe me even if I told you, Carl.
Carl Bentley:
Wait a minute. How do you know my name is Carl?
Alan Parrish:
I know a lot more than that. I know you used to work on the stamping line at Parrish Shoes. They used to call you Soleman.
Carl Bentley:
Soleman. Yeah, that's right. I was in there too, until old man Parrish fired me.
Alan Parrish:
He fired you?
Carl Bentley:
Yeah, man. And I had something I could've turned this whole town around.
Alan Parrish:
Your shoes.
Carl Bentley:
Right.
Alan Parrish:
Listen, Carl, I know it doesn't mean much after 26 years, but I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Carl Bentley:
Sorry for what?
Alan Parrish: [screeches to a halt]
It's me, Alan.
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