David Joyner

Barney: Oh, boy! It looks like everybody's here!

BJ:: Oh, man, this is gonna be so cool!

Baby Bop: Oh, I can't wait to eat popcorn and sing along and... oh, and see the movie!

Barney: Well then, here we go!

Baby Bop: Roll em!

Marcella: Are we there yet?

Kate Newton: Your turn.

Colton Newton: No, not yet, Marcella.

Abigail "Abby" Newton: Oh, it's taking too long!

Cody Newton: [annoyed, to Abigail] What's your hurry?? They're dumping us for a whole week!

Colton: Oh, come on Cody, you're going to have a great time. You can help Grandpa with the farm chores, like, uh... "milking the chickens!

Cody: Get the doll out of my face!

Abby/Marcella: [both laugh: What they were going to say was "Abby and Marcella can't come to the phone. Please leave a message after the beep... beep! If you are satisfied with your message, press one or hang up!"] Talk to the hand, cause the face ain't home, leave a message at the tone: beep!

Marcella: Do you like dinosaurs?

Cody: What about them?

Abby: That's Barney!

Cody: I know it's Barney. The whole world knows it's Barney, and he's a stuffed doll!

Marcella: You're wrong. Barney can walk and talk.

Abby: And sing! And dance!

Colton: Batteries not included.

Cody: Sing and dance?

Abby: We use our imaginations.

Cody: Your imaginations? That's kid stuff!

Abby: [she laughs with Marcella as the family pass a street in the town of Merrivale. There's a sign above them reading "Merrivale Apple Day Festival"] That's all right - we are kids!

Colton: Hey, look, Merrivale Apple Day Festival - parade, circus, hot air balloons, fireworks... wow!

Abby: It's tomorrow! Can Grandma and Grandpa bring us?

Colton: Um...

Kate Newton: Well, maybe, but don't count on it, okay?

Cody: Oh, great! The one good to do in town, and we'll probably miss it!

Grandpa: Delilah, the kids are here, shake a leg now!

Grandma: They're here? Oh, my goodness! Geroge.