My Dog Skip - Returning Home from War
Jack Morris:
You know I.C.? Colored fellow at the service station?
Ellen Morris:
Sure.
Jack Morris:
His son came back from Europe today.
Ellen Morris:
Wonderful.
Jack Morris:
In a box.
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Untraceable - Requesting Access to Hacked Website
Agent Jennifer Marsh:
Username and password please?
Agent Jennifer Marsh:
He hacked into their site?
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Untraceable - Exploring Interests and Assumptions in Investigation
Agent Griffin Dowd:
What's he into?
Agent Jennifer Marsh:
High-end tech and low-end porn.
Agent Griffin Dowd:
You sure he's a guy? If it's a woman, she could be my soulmate.
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Under the Tuscan Sun - Realizing a Dream Through Conversation
Frances:
What are you thinking?
Martini:
What do I think?
Frances:
Tell me.
Martini:
I think you got your wish.
Frances:
My wish?
Martini:
On that day we looked for the snake, you said there wanted there to be a wedding here. And you said... you wanted there to be a family here.
Frances:
You're right... I got my wish. I got everything I asked for.
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Under the Tuscan Sun - Questioning the Nature of True Love
Frances:
What if this is it? The real thing?
Placido: [[fairy tales]
What you speak of is only in ].
Frances:
No, it's not!
Placido:
And how do you know? From personal experience?
Frances:
No. I looked, and I didn't find it. But that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
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Under the Tuscan Sun - The Eerie Awareness of Italian Trees
Patti:
There's something strange about these trees. It's like they know.
Frances:
And they know that we know that they know.
Patti:
They're creepy. Creepy Italian trees. Of course, the baby's going to like them cause it's going to be a creepy Italian baby who goes around saying things like Ciao mama and doing that weird backward hand wave thing. Life is strange.
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Under the Tuscan Sun - Embracing Risk in Life Decisions
Katherine:
It's a nice little villa. Rather run down, but redeemable... Are you going to buy it?
Frances:
The way my life is currently going, that would be a terrible idea.
Katherine:
Mm, terrible idea... Don't you just love those?
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Under the Tuscan Sun - Traffic Lights and Their Meaning in Italy
Frances:
Do traffic lights mean anythng around here?
Marcello:
Yeah, sure. Green light — avanti, avanti. Yellow light — decoration.
Frances:
What about red light?
Marcello:
Just a suggestion.
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Under the Tuscan Sun - The Harsh Truths of Divorce and Love
Frances:
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you. Like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly. You shouldn't have to wake up day after day after that, trying to understand how in the world you didn't know. The light just never went on, you know. I must have known, of course, but I was too scared to see the truth. Then fear just makes you so stupid.
Martini:
No, it's not stupid, Signora Mayes. L'amore e cieco.
Frances:
Oh, love is blind. Yeah, we have that saying too.
Martini:
Everybody has that saying because it's true everywhere.
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Under the Tuscan Sun - Inner Voice on a Tuscan Journey
Patti:
Think of your inner voice.
Frances:
Inner voice... "What the fuck am I doing on a gay tour of Tuscany?
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Under the Tuscan Sun - Cultural Surprises in Unexpected Places
Frances:
The fact that I'm trying to speak Polish in Italy is one of the many surprises around here.
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Under the Tuscan Sun - The Meaning of Giving Birth to Light
Frances:
In Italian, the literal translation of "to give birth" — "dare alla luce" — is: "to give to the light".
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Under the Tuscan Sun - Celebrating Community at Cortona's Market Day
Frances:
It's market day in Cortona — the piazza is an on-going party — and everyone is invited.
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Under the Tuscan Sun - Building for the Future: The Semmering Alps
Frances:
Signora, between Austria and Italy, there is a section of the Alps called the Semmering. It is an impossibly steep, very high part of the mountains. They built a train track over these Alps to connect Vienna and Venice. They built these tracks even before there was a train in existence that could make the trip. They built it because they knew some day, the train would come.
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Under the Tuscan Sun - The Meaning of Home and Possibility
Frances:
What are four walls, anyway? They are what they contain. The house protects the dreamer. Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game. It's such a surprise.
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Under the Tuscan Sun - Unexpected Ownership of a Villa
Frances:
So I was now the owner of a villa whose lands it would take two oxen two days to plow. Owning neither an ox nor a plow, I'd have to take their word for that.
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Under the Tuscan Sun - Embracing Self-Confidence and Joy
Frances:
I still got it! I still got it! I still got it! — Thank God!
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Under the Tuscan Sun - Frances's Offer on the House
Frances:
I'd like to make an offer on the house. This is what I can pay, minus the work on the place, buckets, nails ... chocolate, and a rental car to drive off a cliff when this all turns out to have been a terrible mistake.
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Under the Tuscan Sun - Reflections on Loneliness and Connection
Frances:
Every day, I watch for the old man with the flowers, and I wonder, was he born here? Did he love someone here? Did he lose someone here? He doesn't seem as curious about me, but that's all right. These days, I'm something of a loner myself.
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Under the Tuscan Sun - The Complexity of Love and Human Behavior
Frances:
What is it about love that makes us so stupid?
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A Walk on the Moon - A Conversation About Woodstock Experience
Pearl Kantrowitz: [[w:Woodstock|Woodstock]
I went to ].
Marty Kantrowitz:
You went to Woodstock.
Pearl Kantrowitz:
Ummm...
Marty Kantrowitz:
Was it groovy?
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A Walk on the Moon - Family Traditions and Celebrations
Lilian Kantrowitz:
What is it, my shainehkuh, huh? What is it my darling?
Lilian Kantrowitz:
Oh, my God. Mazel tov!
Alison Kantrowitz:
Why'd you hit me?
Lilian Kantrowitz:
It's a tradition. My mother, your great-grandmother, Sonia - may she rest in peace - she did the same thing to me.
Alison Kantrowitz:
It's a stupid tradition.
Lilian Kantrowitz:
It's the stupidest goddamn tradition. It's true. You know what I did? I slapped her right back.
Lilian Kantrowitz:
Ow! Bandeet!
Pearl Kantrowitz:
What's going on in here?
Lilian Kantrowitz:
Pearl...
Pearl Kantrowitz:
What?
Lilian Kantrowitz:
I got news. Today Alison became a woman.
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A Walk on the Moon - Generational Conflict and Personal Responsibility
Alison Kantrowitz:
I never have to listen to you ever again. I saw you. I was there. You should have seen yourself. You looked disgusting! I'm the teenager! Not you! You had your chance.
Pearl Kantrowitz:
No. I didn't.
Alison Kantrowitz:
Well then why do the rest of us have to suffer just because you fucked up your life!
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A Walk on the Moon - Uncovering the Identity of Walker
Marty Kantrowitz:
Who is he?
Pearl Kantrowitz:
You don't know him.
Marty Kantrowitz:
Well what's his name?
Pearl Kantrowitz:
Walker.
Marty Kantrowitz:
What's his FIRST name?
Pearl Kantrowitz:
That IS his first name.
Marty Kantrowitz:
Well then what's his last name?
Pearl Kantrowitz:
Jerome.
Marty Kantrowitz:
Walker Jerome. Does he realize it's backwards? What's he do?
Pearl Kantrowitz:
He's a salesman.
Marty Kantrowitz: [laughs]
A salesman, that's great. What does he sell?
Pearl Kantrowitz:
Blouses.
Marty Kantrowitz:
Blouses?
Marty Kantrowitz:
He's the blouseman. You're screwing the blouseman. Jesus, Pearl, why not screw the dressman? At least then you'd get a whole outfit.
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Judge Dredd - Consequences of Repeated Violations in Law Enforcement
Mr. Souza:
Okay, this is getting boring. What's the tab? Come on, how much is this going to cost me? You name your price.
Judge Dredd:
Hmmm. Hershey, call Central for an H Wagon. (crosses the street facing the red sports car)
Mr. Souza:
What? I don't believe it. You're gonna tow me?!
Judge Dredd:
Towing is for the first offense. This is your fourth violation, bar breath. You're a menace. How do you plead?
Mr. Souza:
Not guilty?
Judge Dredd: [''menacingly''; ''Draws his gun'']
I knew you'd say that.
Mr. Souza:
Hey, wait a second! What are you doing?
Judge Dredd: [''to his gun'']
Grenade!
Lawgiver Gun:
Grenade. vrrrrrm
Mr. Souza: [''Dredd destroys the car and Souza staggers over towards its remains, horrified'']
Nooooo!
Judge Dredd:
Happy motoring.
Judge Hershey:
Subtle.
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Judge Dredd - Consequences of Illegal Tampering in MegaCity
Judge Dredd:
MegaCity Code 7592, willful sabotage of a public droid, that's 6 months, citizen. Let's see your unicard.
Herman Ferguson: [''Looks at Dredd's badge'']
Aww, give me a break, Judge... Dredd. Dredd?!
Judge Dredd:
Mmmhmm.
Judge Hershey: [''Reading from a display on a handheld device after swiping Ferguson's unicard'']
Ferguson, Herman, hacker, illegal tampering with city droids, computers, cash machines, taxi robots...
Judge Dredd:
And you haven't even been out of jail for 24 hours. He's habitual, Hershey. An automatic five year sentence. How do you plead?
Herman Ferguson:
Not guilty?
Judge Dredd:
I knew you'd say that.
Ferguson:
Five years?! No! No! I had no choice! They were killing each other in there.
Judge Dredd:
You could have gone out the window.
Ferguson:
Forty floors? It would have been suicide!
Judge Dredd:
Maybe...but it's legal. Judges!
Judge:
Yes, sir!
Judge Dredd:
Five years, Aspen Penitentiary. Case closed, take him away.
Ferguson:
Don't close the case! You're misjudging- you're misjudging me! Open the case! Y-you're not gonna be able to sleep tonight!
Judge Hershey:
He might've been telling the truth, you know? Haven't you heard ever of extenuating circumstances?
Judge Dredd:
I've heard it all, Hershey.
Judge Hershey: [''Mockingly'']
I knew you'd say that.
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Judge Dredd - Judges Coordinate Tactical Movement Under Fire
Judge Dredd:
They are firing 20 millimeter caseless fletchette rounds at 300 meters. Their effective lethal range is 200 meters. You're safe. So what are you doing down there, Judge Hershey?
Judge Hershey:
Waiting for backup.
Judge Dredd:
It's here. Let's move it out. Keep it simple. Single file, standard relay. I'm point. (to rookie Judge) You're last!
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