Memorable Quotes from Elaine May
2 quotesTrust Issues and Insecurities Unveiled
Ray
I get a bad vibe about this guy, David. It's my street instinct, but I just don't trust him.
May
Yeah, I know why. Because he's younger than you are, handsomer than you are, he's much taller than you are, he's smarter than you are, he's much more exciting than you are...
Ray
May, don't feel obligated to pull any punches with me. I can take it.
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Symptoms and Uncertainties in Diagnosis
May
Then the lights begin to flash. Little pinpoints of light. Then my tongue turns black and I can't swallow.
Dr. Henske
Really?
May
The diagnosis is Parkinson's, but they think it could be the Ebola virus, or mad cow disease.
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