Avalon - Skepticism About Golf Among Working Class
Ann Kaye:
He'll be there! I told you! He said, he wants to take some golf lessons and see how it goes.
Eva Krichinsky:
Golf? He's going to play golf?
Sam Krichinsky:
That's what I said when I heard. A working person doesn't play golf. It's for people with sweaters and a cap.
Eva Krichinsky:
Where does he get such crazy ideas?
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Avalon - Suburban Driving Tensions and Family Dynamics
Doctor:
He's not allergic to the bees, so there's no real problem. He's just gonna be a little uncomfortable for a while.
Michael Kaye:
I hate the suburbs!
Doctor:
I'm surprised your mother-in-law didn't come along with you today.
Ann Kaye:
She refuses to get in the car with me. She's never been in a car when a woman drives.
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About Last Night... - A Tense Exchange Over Last Call
Joan:
Give me a gin and tonic.
Mother Malone:
Last call was ten minutes ago...
Joan:
Give me a gin and tonic or I will kill you.
Mother Malone:
Just one.
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About Last Night... - Curiosity About Virginity and Sex Among Kids
Joan:
And the Virgin Mary descended upon...
Kid #1:
What's a virgin?
Joan:
A virgin is someone who's never had sex.
Kid #2:
What's sex?
Joan:
Sex is something men and women do to make a baby.
Kid #3:
Are you a virgin?
Joan:
No.
Kid #3:
Do you have a baby?
Joan:
No. People who don't want babies also have sex.
Kid #3:
What for?
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About Last Night... - A Provocative Exchange Between Friends
Bernie:
You know something Joan, if you didn't have a pussy there'd be a bounty on your head.
Joan:
And you are a schizophrenic, psychopathic, maladjusted social misfit who is clearly in the middle of a very deep homosexual panic.
Bernie:
So you want to dance or what?
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About Last Night... - Exploring Hidden Emotions in Relationships
Joan: [about a workshop on relationships]
Men and women - sharing, working out their hate.
Debbie:
I'm sick of hating. I mean, God, Joan. I don't think I have any hate left.
Joan:
Yes you do - you just don't know it.
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About Last Night... - Workplace Challenges and Perceptions of Behavior
Joan:
Tomorrow you know, they're going to come at me like marauding beasts bent on destruction.
Debbie:
Stop it.
Joan:
Deborah, you work in advertising... a civilized business. I on the other hand work with monsters.
Debbie:
You're talking about 5 year olds!
Joan:
Yes, and my job is to break their spirit. That's what kindergarten is all about. The Germans invented it Deborah, think about that.
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About Last Night... - Trust Issues in Relationships
Joan:
Look, if he forgets to call one day, no big deal; two days, it's an oversight. Honey, he hasn't called you in three days; he's sleeping with somebody else.
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28 Days - Struggles of Love and Connection
Lily Cummings:
Gwen, you make it impossible to love you.
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Indian Summer - Critique of an Unattractive Attraction
Jennifer Morton: [''to Beth and Jack'']
He's a moron. No wonder you're attracted to him!
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Indian Summer - Forgotten Munchies in Indian Summer
Jennifer Morton:
No, shit the munchies! I forgot all about the munchies!
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Miracle on 34th Street - Childhood Wishes and Family Aspirations
Dorey Walker:
Susan.
Susan Walker:
What?
Dorey Walker:
What else did you ask Mr. Kringle for?
Susan Walker:
A baby brother. See ya.
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The Flintstones - A Wish for Shared Sentiments
Wilma Flintstone: [Miss Stone tells her she's heard so much about her]
Well I wish that I could say the same.
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The Flintstones - Wilma's Request for Fred's Discretion
Wilma Flintstone:
Fred! And promise me you won't say anything like you did when you saw my sister's baby.
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The Housemaid - Value of Teeth as a Privilege
Mrs. Winchester:
Having teeth is a privilege!
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Cats & Dogs - Conflict Between Cat and Dog Unfolds
Lou: [After Mrs. Brody brings home a Russian Blue kitten]
I'm onto you kitty, and you're in big trouble.
Russian Blue: [Deep, male Russian voice]
I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble.
Lou:
Ugh, yuck!
Russian Blue:
From Russia with love...
Lou:
Uh-oh...
Russian Blue:
...stealth poop.
Mrs. Brody:
I don't have time for this. Bad dog!
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The Doctor - Honesty and Freedom in Facing Illness
June: [''suffering from an inoperable brain tumor'']
My tumor, I see it giving me certain freedoms I never allowed myself.
Dr. MacKee:
Yeah, like being incredibly hostile?
June:
Like being honest and expecting people around me to do the same.
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The Doctor - Embracing Self-Care and Personal Joy
June:
I pray. I meditate. I eat chocolate. I dance.
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Big - Directions to Sea Point Park
Billy:
There. Sea Point Park!
Josh:
Thanks.
Billy:
See you around.
Josh:
Taxi! Sea Point Park, please.
Billy:
Sea Point Park? Way to go, Josh!
Susan:
You know Josh?
Billy:
Yes, I am his friend.
Susan:
I am...his girlfriend.
Billy:
His girlfriend?? Whoa!
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Big - The Appeal of Maturity in Relationships
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Big - Uncertain Feelings About Spending the Night
Susan:
I'm not so sure we should do this.
Josh:
Do what?
Susan:
Well, I like you, and I want to spend the night with you.
Josh:
Do you mean sleep over?
Susan:
Well, yeah.
Josh:
Well, okay, but I get to be on top.
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Big - Searching for Josh Baskin's Employment History
Paul:
Have you tried Mattel?
Susan:
Yes.
Paul:
Well, how about Coleco?
Susan:
Yes, as well as Fisher Price and Worlds of Wonder. None of these places reported ever having a Josh Baskin on their payroll.
Paul:
Well, he's got to come from somewhere. The guy just does not come into the executive offices out of the blue.
Susan:
Face it Paul, the man comes from data processing.
Paul:
It's a mystery.
Milk Carton:
MISSING: JOSHUA BASKIN
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