Emma WatsonQuotes

Ila: I have to know. Why did you spare them?

Noah: I looked down at those two little girls and all I had in my heart was love.

Ila: Then why are you alone, Noah? Why are you separated to your family?

Noah: Because I failed him, and I failed all of you.

Ila: Did you? He chose you for a reason, Noah. He showed you the wickedness of Man and knew you would not look away. And you saw goodness, too. The choice was put in your hands because he put it there. He asked you to decide if we were worth saving. And you chose mercy. You chose love. He has given us a second chance. Be a father, be a grandfather. Help us to do better this time. Help us start again.

Ila: This is the end of everything.

Noah: The beginning. The beginning of everything.

Emma Watson: [Holding an axe] Back the fuck up!

James Franco: Emma, what's wrong?

Seth Rogen: W-W-W-What's wrong?

Emma Watson: What's wrong? I just heard you guys talking about which one of you's gonna get to rape me.

All: No! No, no, no, no!

Seth Rogen: [Emma hits Seth's nose with the back of her axe] I got it, I got it, no, it's funny, it's funny. We were specifically talking about not raping you... OH!

Jay Baruchel: Holy shit!

Emma Watson: [swishes her axe around] BACK UP!

Jonah Hill: It's me, Jonah! It's me, Jonah Hill, America's sweetheart, J-bug, J-bone, your friend! I would never hurt you...

Emma Watson: GET BACK! GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO DRINK, PUT IT IN THE BAG!

Seth Rogen: There's six of us, YOU CANNOT ROB US!

Emma Watson: [chops off a fake penis using her axe] I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND!

Craig Robinson: GIVE HER DRINKS!

James Franco: Okay!

Craig Robinson: GIVE HER DRINKS! PUT THE DRINKS IN HER BAG!

Danny McBride: Oh, God!

Craig Robinson: PUT ALL THE DRINKS IN HER BAG!

Emma Watson: HURRY THE FUCK UP!

Jay Baruchel: Okay, they're getting the drinks, put the axe down!

Craig Robinson: Don't give the Milky Way away!

Jay Baruchel: Put the axe down now!

Danny McBride: Okay? NOW, FRANCO, SHOOT HER FACE, SHOOT HER!

James Franco: [to Danny; to Emma] I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT EMMA WATSON! Look, Emma. Just stay here with us, it's a lot safer than out there.

Danny McBride: [[w:Hermione Granger|Hermione] ] just stole all of our shit.

Craig Robinson: Little bitty ass, um, 20-year-old jacked us.

Danny McBride: Then Jay suggested that we all rape her and now she's gone.

Jay Baruchel: I didn't... I was just... I...

Danny McBride: I think the only reason why he did that is because Jay knows he's about fucking two minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself.

Craig Robinson: So now, um, motherfuckers is thirsty.

Sam: Charlie, I know that you know that I like Craig. But I want to forget about all that for a minute, okay?

Charlie: Okay.

Sam: I just want to make sure that the first person who kisses you loves you. Okay?

Charlie: I love you, too.

Sam: How do you feel, Charlie?

Charlie: I just really want a milkshake.

Mr. Callahan: [looking at Patrick's terrible attempt at the Shop class term project] You've gotta be kidding me.

Patrick: Remember, if you fail me you get me again next semester...

Patrick: C minus, ladies and gentlemen! I am below average!

Sam: Below average!

Patrick: Below average!

Sam: Why do I and everyone I love pick people who treat us like we're nothing?

Charlie: We accept the love we think we deserve.

Charlie: I really wanna be a writer but I don't know what I'd write about.

Sam: You can write about us.

Patrick: Call it "The Slut and the Falcon." Make us solve crimes.

Sam: You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You just can't. You have to do things.

Sam: Let's go be psychos together.

Sam: Welcome to the island of misfit toys.

Mafalda Hopkirk: [voiceover through letter] Dear Mr. Potter, the Ministry has received intelligence that at 6:23 this evening, you performed the Patronus Charm in the presence of a Muggle. As a clear violation of the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery, you are hereby expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Hoping you are well, Mafalda Hopkirk.

Molly Weasley: [annoyed to Fred and George as they appear behind her, startling her] Just because you're allowed to use magic now, DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE TO WHIP YOUR WANDS OUT FOR EVERYTHING!

Hermione Granger: [clears throat; correctly] Everyone, this is Loony Love… Luna Lovegood.

Hermione Granger: [angry about Umbridge] That foul, evil, old gargoyle! We're not learning how to defend ourselves. We're not learning how to pass our OWLs. She's taking over the entire school.

Sirius Black: [showing Harry the Black family tree on the wall; motions to Bellatrix Lestrange] This is the Black family tree. My deranged cousin. I hated the lot of them. My parents with their pure-blood mania.

Rubeus Hagrid: It's changin out there. There's a storm comin', Harry... just like last time. And we'd all best be ready when she does.

Sybill Trelawney: [goes into a trance, makes a prediction] The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... and the Dark Lord shall mark him as his equal but he shall have power the Dark Lord knows not... For neither can live while the other s-survives.

Voldemort: You're a fool, Harry Potter. And you will lose…everything.

Belle: [sees Gaston fighting the Beast] GASTON, NO!

Belle: [watching Gaston chase the Beast on the castle rooftop] NO!

Beast: Belle?

Beast: BELLE! You came back!

Belle: I tried to stop them!

Beast: Stay there! I'm coming!

Gaston: [to Maurice, as he's thrown in a carriage] Have you seen the inside of a mad house, Maurice? You wouldn't last a week. Just give me your daughter and I'll set you free.

Maurice: Never.

Gaston: Take him away!

Belle: [gets off of Phillippe and runs to Maurice in the carriage] STOP!! Papa!

Maurice: Oh, Belle! I thought I lost you.

Belle: [turns to D'Arque] Let him out! He's hurt!

D'Arque: We can't do that, miss, but we'll take very good care of him.

Belle: [turns to Gaston] My father's not crazy! Gaston, tell him!

Gaston: You know how loyal, I am your family. But your father's been making some unbelievable claims.

Monsieur Jean: It's true, Belle. He's been raving about a Beast in a castle.

Belle: I've just come from a castle, there is a Beast!

Gaston: You say anything to set him free. Your word is hardly proof!

Belle: [uses the magic mirror; the mirror shows the Beast roaring. She shows him to the townspeople, who recoil in fear] I want proof? Show me the Beast! There's my proof!

Gaston: [grabs the magic mirror; He shows the townspeople about the Beast] This is sorcery! Look at this Beast! LOOK AT HIS FANGS! HIS CLAWS!!

Belle: No. Don't be afraid! He's gentle and kind.

Gaston: [turns to Belle] The monster has her under his spell. If I didn't know better, I'd say she even cared for him!

Belle: [turns to the townspeople] He's NOT a monster, Gaston! BUT YOU!! The Beast wouldn't hurt anyone!

Gaston: I've heard of the effects of dark magic, but I've never before seen it with my own eyes! This is a threat to a very existence! We can't have her running off to warn the Beast! Lock her up, too.

Belle: No!

Tom: Come here!

Belle: NO!

Tom: Shut up.

Belle: You won't get away with this, Gaston!

Maurice: Oh, Belle!

LeFou: [grabs Gaston's arm] Gaston, with all due respect...

Gaston: [LeFou is shocked into silence; comes up to the carriage, to D'Arque; to the townspeople; the townspeople cheers] Do you want to be next? Fetch my horse. Stand guard. Don't let them escape! This creature will curse us all if we don't stop him! WELL, I SAY WE KILL THE BEAST!!!

Beast: You think you could be happy here?

Belle: Can anybody be happy if they aren't free?

Belle: [singing] This is the Paris of my childhood/These were the borders of my life/In this crumbling, dusty attic/Where an artist loved his wife/Easy to remember/Harder to move on/Knowing the Paris of my childhood/Is gone

Beast: What happened to your mother?

Belle: It was the one story Papa could never bring himself to tell me. I knew better than to ask.

Beast: [he looks to the chair and gasps softly] A doctor's mask...

Beast: Plague.

Plague Doctor: We have to leave. Now.

Belle's Mother: [to a young Maurice] Go, before it takes her too.

Beast: I'm sorry I ever called your father a thief.

Belle: [whispers] Let's go home.

Beast: [to Belle, opening the enchanted book] A little gift from the Enchantress. A book that truly allows you to escape.

Belle: [fascinated] How amazing!

Beast: [sadly] It was her cruelest trick of all. It was just another curse. Perhaps our world has no place for a creature like me. But it can for you.

Beast: Think of the one place that you've always wanted to see. Now find it in your mind's eye and feel it in your heart.

Belle: [finds the Beast reading in the garden] What are you reading?

Beast: [quickly closes the book] Nothing.

Belle: Guinevere and Lancelot.

Beast: [correcting her] Well, actually..."King Arthur and the Round Table." Knights, and men, and swords, and things...

Belle: Still... It's a romance.

Beast: Alright...

Belle: I never thanked you for saving my life.

Beast: Well, I never thanked you for not leaving me to be eaten by wolves.

Belle: [hears the servants laughing in the castle] They know how to have a good time.

Beast: [rolls his eyes] Yes, but when I enter the room, the laughter dies.

Belle: Me too.

Belle: The villagers say that I'm a funny girl, but I'm not sure they mean it as a compliment.

Beast: I'm sorry. Your village sounds terrible.

Belle: [sighs] Almost as lonely as your castle.

Beast: [inspired] What do you say we run away?

Belle: [reciting lines from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" as the Beast rests] Love can transpose to form and dignity. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind...

Belle and Beast: ..."And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

Belle: [surprised] You know Shakespeare.

Beast: [rolls over] I had an expensive education.

Belle: [visibly excited and engaged; [Romeo and Juliet] Actually, ]'s my favorite play.

Beast: [groans exasperatedly] Ugh, why is that not a surprise?

Belle: [lightly offended] ... I'm sorry?

Beast: [sticks out his tongue] Well, all that heartache, and pining, and... bleaugh! So many better things to read.

Belle: [shocked and slightly more offended] Like what?

Beast: Well, there are a couple of things in here you could start with....

Beast: Are you all right?

Belle: It's wonderful!

Beast: Yes, I suppose it is. Well, if you like it so much, then it's yours.

Belle: Have you really read every one of these books?

Beast: [scoffs] No, not all of them. Some of them are in Greek.

Belle: [laughs] Was that a joke? Are you making jokes now?

Beast: [smirks] Maybe.

Belle: [to Lumière; looking at the rose] What happens when the last petal falls?

Lumière: The Master remains a beast forever and we become...

Mrs. Potts: [sadly] Antiques.

Lumière: Knick-knacks.

Plumette: Lightly-used housewares.

Cogsworth: Rubbish. We become rubbish.

Belle: I want to help you. There must be some way to break the curse.

Cogsworth: [Lumière cuts him off] Well, there is one...

Mrs. Potts: It's not for you to worry about, lamb. We made our bed and now we must lie in it.

Beast: [roaring in pain] OOWW!!! That hurts.

Belle: If you'd hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much.

Beast: If you hadn't run away, none of this would have happened.

Belle: Well, if you hadn't frightened me, I wouldn't have run away!

Beast: Well, YOU shouldn't have been in the West Wing.

Belle: Well, YOU should learn to control your temper!

Belle: Try to get some rest.

Mrs. Potts: Thank you, miss.

Lumière: We are eternally grateful.

Belle: Why do you care about him so much?

Mrs. Potts: We've looked after him all his life.

Belle: [Cogsworth feels ashamed at the remark] But he's cursed you somehow. Why? You did nothing.

Mrs. Potts: [ashamed] You're quite right there, dear. You see, when the Master lost his mother, and his cruel father took that sweet, innocent lad and twisted him up to be just like him, we did nothing.

Lumière: Let him sleep.

Beast: [to Belle, who is in the West Wing admiring the enchanted rose; enraged] What are you doing here?! What did you do to it?!

Belle: [frightened] Nothing!

Beast: Do you realize what you could have done? You could have damned us all! Get out of here! GO!!!!!!

Beast: [to Belle, gruffly] You'll join me for dinner. That's not a request.

Mrs. Potts: Gently, Master. The girl lost her father and her freedom in one day.

Lumière: Yes, the poor thing is probably in there scared to death.

Belle: Just a minute.

Lumière: You see? There she is. Now remember: Be gentle.

Mrs. Potts: Kind.

Plumette: Mmm, charming.

Cogsworth: Sweet!

Lumière: And when she opens the door, give her a dashing, debonaire smile! Come, come, show me the smile!

Cogsworth: Oh, dear!

Plumette: Oh, no!

Beast: [his smile vanishes; graciously] Will you join me for dinner?

Belle: [scoffs] You've taken me as your prisoner, and now you want to have dinner with me? Are you insane?

Plumette: Uh-oh! He's losing it!

Cogsworth: Oh, dear!

Beast: [pounds on Belle's door repeatedly, angrily yelling] I told you to join me for dinner!

Belle: [angrily] And I told you no!

Madame Garderobe: [awakens startled] Oh, what time is it? What's happening?

Belle: I'd starve before I ever eat with you!

Beast: [roaring ferociously; to Lumiere angrily; storms off] Well, be my guest! Go ahead and starve! If she doesn't eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all! Idiots!

Belle: Papa, is that you?

Maurice: Belle, how did you find me?

Belle: Your hands are ice. We need to get you home.

Maurice: Belle. Belle, you must leave here at once. This castle is alive. Now go before he finds you!

Belle: Who?

Belle: Who's there? Who are you?!

Beast: [angrily] Who are you?

Belle: I've come for my father.

Beast: Your father... is a THIEF.

Belle: Liar!

Beast: He stole a rose.

Belle: I asked for the rose. Punish me, not him.

Maurice: [to Belle] No, he means forever. Apparently, that's what happens around here when you pick a flower!

Belle: [to the Beast] A life sentence for a rose?

Beast: [leaps down to her section of the tower, but remains hidden in the shadows] I received eternal damnation for one. I'm merely locking him away. Now, do you still wish to take your father's place?

Belle: [The Beast doesn't move. Belle grabs Lumière and holds him up to the Beast's face. Seeing the Beast's intimidating appearance, she gasps in horror] Come into the light.

Beast: [scowling] Choose.

Maurice: [coughs] Belle, I won't let you do this. I lost your mother, I won't lose you too! Now go. Go!

Belle: [to the Beast; The Beast turns away] All right, Papa. I'll leave. I need a minute alone with him. You're being so cold-hearted you won't allow a daughter to say goodbye to her father? Forever can spare a minute.

Beast: When this door closes, it will not open again.

Belle: I should have been here with you.

Maurice: Listen, Belle. It's alright. Go. Live your life, and forget about me.

Belle: Forget you? Everything I am is because of you.

Maurice: I love you, Belle. Don't be afraid.

Belle: [she and Maurice hug; whispers] I love you too, Papa. I'm not afraid. And I will escape, I promise.

Maurice: [confused; Belle pushes Maurice out of the dungeon and closes the door] What?

Beast: You took his place.

Belle: He's my father.

Beast: Then he is a fool. And so are you!

Maurice: Belle...

Belle: [to the Beast] Papa! Be gentle with him!

Maurice: Belle, I'll come back! I promise!

Belle: I told you to go away.

Belle: Why would I be startled? I'm talking to a candle.

Hermione Granger: [Reading the Tale of the Three Brothers] There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely winding road, at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too treacherous to pass, but being learned in the magical arts, the three brothers simply waved their wands and made a bridge. Before they could cross, however, they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. It was Death, and he felt cheated. Cheated because travelers would normally drown in the river, but Death was cunning. He pretended to congratulate the three brothers on their magic and said that each had earned a prize for having been clever enough to evade him. The oldest asked for a wand more powerful than any in existence, so Death fashioned him one from an elder tree that stood nearby. The second brother decided he wanted to humiliate Death even further and asked for the power to recall loved ones from the grave, so Death plucked a stone from the river and offered it to him. Finally, Death turned to the third brother. A humble man, he asked for something that would allow him to go forth from that place without being followed by Death. And so it was that Death reluctantly handed over his own Cloak of Invisibility. The first brother traveled to a distant village. While with the Elder Wand in hand, he killed a wizard with whom he had once quarreled. Drunk with the power that the Elder Wand had given him, he bragged of his invincibility. But that night, another wizard stole the wand and slit the brother's throat for good measure. And so Death took the first brother for his own. The second brother journeyed to his home, where he took the stone and turned it thrice in hand. To his delight, the girl he had once hoped to marry before her untimely death appeared before him. Yet, soon she turned sad and cold for she did not belong in the mortal world. Driven mad with hopeless longing, the second brother killed himself so as to join her. And so Death took the second brother. As for the third brother, Death searched for many years but was never able to find him. Only when he attained a great age did the youngest brother shed the Cloak of Invisibility and give it to his son. He then greeted Death as an old friend and went with him gladly, departing this life as equals.

Hermione Granger: [whispering to Harry when she sees a mysterious figure watching them; '''Harry:''' I think I know who that is.] Harry, there's someone watching us. By the church.

Hermione Granger: Actually, I'm highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.

Hermione Granger: [realizing something] We didn't celebrate your birthday, Harry! Ginny and I, we prepared a cake. We were going to bring it out at the end of the wedding.

Hermione Granger: [talking about Aberforth; whispers to Harry] He did save our lives twice. Kept an eye on us in that mirror. That doesn't seem like someone who's given up.

Hermione Granger: [while disguised as Bellatrix] I wish to enter my vault.

Hermione Granger: The Chamber of Secrets has been opened, Enemies of the heir, beware." It's written in blood.

Hermione Granger: I won't be going alone, because believe it or not, someone's asked me! And I said yes!

Hermione Granger: [Reading an article of "Harry Potter's Secret Heartache" on the Daily Prophet; infuriated] Look at this! I can't believe it. She's done it again. "Miss Granger, a plain but ambitious girl, seems to be developing a taste for famous wizards. Her latest prey, sources report, is none other than the Bulgarian bon-bon Viktor Krum. No word yet on how Harry Potter's taking this latest emotional blow.

Hermione Granger: [To Harry] You know Sirius will want to hear about this. What you saw at the World Cup and the dream.