Emma Watson Quotes

Hermione Granger There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely winding road, at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too treacherous to pass, but being learned in the magical arts, the three brothers simply waved their wands and made a bridge. Before they could cross, however, they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. It was Death, and he felt cheated. Cheated because travelers would normally drown in the river, but Death was cunning. He pretended to congratulate the three brothers on their magic and said that each had earned a prize for having been clever enough to evade him. The oldest asked for a wand more powerful than any in existence, so Death fashioned him one from an elder tree that stood nearby. The second brother decided he wanted to humiliate Death even further and asked for the power to recall loved ones from the grave, so Death plucked a stone from the river and offered it to him. Finally, Death turned to the third brother. A humble man, he asked for something that would allow him to go forth from that place without being followed by Death. And so it was that Death reluctantly handed over his own Cloak of Invisibility. The first brother traveled to a distant village. While with the Elder Wand in hand, he killed a wizard with whom he had once quarreled. Drunk with the power that the Elder Wand had given him, he bragged of his invincibility. But that night, another wizard stole the wand and slit the brother's throat for good measure. And so Death took the first brother for his own. The second brother journeyed to his home, where he took the stone and turned it thrice in hand. To his delight, the girl he had once hoped to marry before her untimely death appeared before him. Yet, soon she turned sad and cold for she did not belong in the mortal world. Driven mad with hopeless longing, the second brother killed himself so as to join her. And so Death took the second brother. As for the third brother, Death searched for many years but was never able to find him. Only when he attained a great age did the youngest brother shed the Cloak of Invisibility and give it to his son. He then greeted Death as an old friend and went with him gladly, departing this life as equals.

Ila This is the end of everything.

Noah The beginning. The beginning of everything.

Charlie I really wanna be a writer but I don't know what I'd write about.

Sam You can write about us.

Patrick Call it "The Slut and the Falcon." Make us solve crimes.

Hermione Granger Look at this! I can't believe it. She's done it again. "Miss Granger, a plain but ambitious girl, seems to be developing a taste for famous wizards. Her latest prey, sources report, is none other than the Bulgarian bon-bon Viktor Krum. No word yet on how Harry Potter's taking this latest emotional blow.

Sam You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You just can't. You have to do things.

Belle What happens when the last petal falls?

Lumière The Master remains a beast forever and we become...

Mrs. Potts Antiques.

Lumière Knick-knacks.

Plumette Lightly-used housewares.

Cogsworth Rubbish. We become rubbish.

Belle I want to help you. There must be some way to break the curse.

Cogsworth Well, there is one...

Mrs. Potts It's not for you to worry about, lamb. We made our bed and now we must lie in it.

Mr. Callahan You've gotta be kidding me.

Patrick Remember, if you fail me you get me again next semester...

Patrick C minus, ladies and gentlemen! I am below average!

Sam Below average!

Patrick Below average!

Hermione Granger I wish to enter my vault.

Beast What are you doing here?! What did you do to it?!

Belle Nothing!

Beast Do you realize what you could have done? You could have damned us all! Get out of here! GO!!!!!!

Beast A little gift from the Enchantress. A book that truly allows you to escape.

Belle How amazing!

Beast It was her cruelest trick of all. It was just another curse. Perhaps our world has no place for a creature like me. But it can for you.

Beast Think of the one place that you've always wanted to see. Now find it in your mind's eye and feel it in your heart.

Hermione Granger Harry, there's someone watching us. By the church.

Belle I told you to go away.

Gaston Have you seen the inside of a mad house, Maurice? You wouldn't last a week. Just give me your daughter and I'll set you free.

Maurice Never.

Gaston Take him away!

Belle STOP!! Papa!

Maurice Oh, Belle! I thought I lost you.

Belle Let him out! He's hurt!

D'Arque We can't do that, miss, but we'll take very good care of him.

Belle My father's not crazy! Gaston, tell him!

Gaston You know how loyal, I am your family. But your father's been making some unbelievable claims.

Monsieur Jean It's true, Belle. He's been raving about a Beast in a castle.

Belle I've just come from a castle, there is a Beast!

Gaston You say anything to set him free. Your word is hardly proof!

Belle I want proof? Show me the Beast! There's my proof!

Gaston This is sorcery! Look at this Beast! LOOK AT HIS FANGS! HIS CLAWS!!

Belle No. Don't be afraid! He's gentle and kind.

Gaston The monster has her under his spell. If I didn't know better, I'd say she even cared for him!

Belle He's NOT a monster, Gaston! BUT YOU!! The Beast wouldn't hurt anyone!

Gaston I've heard of the effects of dark magic, but I've never before seen it with my own eyes! This is a threat to a very existence! We can't have her running off to warn the Beast! Lock her up, too.

Belle No!

Tom Come here!

Belle NO!

Tom Shut up.

Belle You won't get away with this, Gaston!

Maurice Oh, Belle!

LeFou Gaston, with all due respect...

Gaston Do you want to be next? Fetch my horse. Stand guard. Don't let them escape! This creature will curse us all if we don't stop him! WELL, I SAY WE KILL THE BEAST!!!

Hermione Granger You know Sirius will want to hear about this. What you saw at the World Cup and the dream.

Sam Welcome to the island of misfit toys.

Sam Let's go be psychos together.

Belle Papa, is that you?

Maurice Belle, how did you find me?

Belle Your hands are ice. We need to get you home.

Maurice Belle. Belle, you must leave here at once. This castle is alive. Now go before he finds you!

Belle Who?

Belle Who's there? Who are you?!

Beast Who are you?

Belle I've come for my father.

Beast Your father... is a THIEF.

Belle Liar!

Beast He stole a rose.

Belle I asked for the rose. Punish me, not him.

Maurice No, he means forever. Apparently, that's what happens around here when you pick a flower!

Belle A life sentence for a rose?

Beast I received eternal damnation for one. I'm merely locking him away. Now, do you still wish to take your father's place?

Belle Come into the light.

Beast Choose.

Maurice Belle, I won't let you do this. I lost your mother, I won't lose you too! Now go. Go!

Belle All right, Papa. I'll leave. I need a minute alone with him. You're being so cold-hearted you won't allow a daughter to say goodbye to her father? Forever can spare a minute.

Beast When this door closes, it will not open again.

Belle I should have been here with you.

Maurice Listen, Belle. It's alright. Go. Live your life, and forget about me.

Belle Forget you? Everything I am is because of you.

Maurice I love you, Belle. Don't be afraid.

Belle I love you too, Papa. I'm not afraid. And I will escape, I promise.

Maurice What?

Beast You took his place.

Belle He's my father.

Beast Then he is a fool. And so are you!

Maurice Belle...

Belle Papa! Be gentle with him!

Maurice Belle, I'll come back! I promise!

Belle Love can transpose to form and dignity. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind...

Belle and Beast ..."And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

Belle You know Shakespeare.

Beast I had an expensive education.

Belle Actually, ]'s my favorite play.

Beast Ugh, why is that not a surprise?

Belle ... I'm sorry?

Beast Well, all that heartache, and pining, and... bleaugh! So many better things to read.

Belle Like what?

Beast Well, there are a couple of things in here you could start with....

Beast Are you all right?

Belle It's wonderful!

Beast Yes, I suppose it is. Well, if you like it so much, then it's yours.

Belle Have you really read every one of these books?

Beast No, not all of them. Some of them are in Greek.

Belle Was that a joke? Are you making jokes now?

Beast Maybe.

Hermione Granger He did save our lives twice. Kept an eye on us in that mirror. That doesn't seem like someone who's given up.

Hermione Granger Actually, I'm highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.

Hermione Granger The Chamber of Secrets has been opened, Enemies of the heir, beware." It's written in blood.

Belle This is the Paris of my childhood/These were the borders of my life/In this crumbling, dusty attic/Where an artist loved his wife/Easy to remember/Harder to move on/Knowing the Paris of my childhood/Is gone

Beast What happened to your mother?

Belle It was the one story Papa could never bring himself to tell me. I knew better than to ask.

Beast A doctor's mask...

Beast Plague.

Plague Doctor We have to leave. Now.

Belle's Mother Go, before it takes her too.

Beast I'm sorry I ever called your father a thief.

Belle Let's go home.

Sam Why do I and everyone I love pick people who treat us like we're nothing?

Charlie We accept the love we think we deserve.

Sam Charlie, I know that you know that I like Craig. But I want to forget about all that for a minute, okay?

Charlie Okay.

Sam I just want to make sure that the first person who kisses you loves you. Okay?

Charlie I love you, too.

Sam How do you feel, Charlie?

Charlie I just really want a milkshake.

Belle GASTON, NO!

Mafalda Hopkirk Dear Mr. Potter, the Ministry has received intelligence that at 6:23 this evening, you performed the Patronus Charm in the presence of a Muggle. As a clear violation of the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery, you are hereby expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Hoping you are well, Mafalda Hopkirk.

Molly Weasley Just because you're allowed to use magic now, DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE TO WHIP YOUR WANDS OUT FOR EVERYTHING!

Hermione Granger Everyone, this is Loony Love… Luna Lovegood.

Hermione Granger That foul, evil, old gargoyle! We're not learning how to defend ourselves. We're not learning how to pass our OWLs. She's taking over the entire school.

Sirius Black This is the Black family tree. My deranged cousin. I hated the lot of them. My parents with their pure-blood mania.

Rubeus Hagrid It's changin out there. There's a storm comin', Harry... just like last time. And we'd all best be ready when she does.

Sybill Trelawney The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... and the Dark Lord shall mark him as his equal but he shall have power the Dark Lord knows not... For neither can live while the other s-survives.

Voldemort You're a fool, Harry Potter. And you will lose…everything.

Hermione Granger We didn't celebrate your birthday, Harry! Ginny and I, we prepared a cake. We were going to bring it out at the end of the wedding.

Belle What are you reading?

Beast Nothing.

Belle Guinevere and Lancelot.

Beast Well, actually..."King Arthur and the Round Table." Knights, and men, and swords, and things...

Belle Still... It's a romance.

Beast Alright...

Belle I never thanked you for saving my life.

Beast Well, I never thanked you for not leaving me to be eaten by wolves.

Belle They know how to have a good time.

Beast Yes, but when I enter the room, the laughter dies.

Belle Me too.

Belle The villagers say that I'm a funny girl, but I'm not sure they mean it as a compliment.

Beast I'm sorry. Your village sounds terrible.

Belle Almost as lonely as your castle.

Beast What do you say we run away?

Belle NO!

Beast Belle?

Beast BELLE! You came back!

Belle I tried to stop them!

Beast Stay there! I'm coming!

Belle Why would I be startled? I'm talking to a candle.

Emma Watson Back the fuck up!

James Franco Emma, what's wrong?

Seth Rogen W-W-W-What's wrong?

Emma Watson What's wrong? I just heard you guys talking about which one of you's gonna get to rape me.

All No! No, no, no, no!

Seth Rogen I got it, I got it, no, it's funny, it's funny. We were specifically talking about not raping you... OH!

Jay Baruchel Holy shit!

Emma Watson BACK UP!

Jonah Hill It's me, Jonah! It's me, Jonah Hill, America's sweetheart, J-bug, J-bone, your friend! I would never hurt you...

Emma Watson GET BACK! GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO DRINK, PUT IT IN THE BAG!

Seth Rogen There's six of us, YOU CANNOT ROB US!

Emma Watson I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND!

Craig Robinson GIVE HER DRINKS!

James Franco Okay!

Craig Robinson GIVE HER DRINKS! PUT THE DRINKS IN HER BAG!

Danny McBride Oh, God!

Craig Robinson PUT ALL THE DRINKS IN HER BAG!

Emma Watson HURRY THE FUCK UP!

Jay Baruchel Okay, they're getting the drinks, put the axe down!

Craig Robinson Don't give the Milky Way away!

Jay Baruchel Put the axe down now!

Danny McBride Okay? NOW, FRANCO, SHOOT HER FACE, SHOOT HER!

James Franco I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT EMMA WATSON! Look, Emma. Just stay here with us, it's a lot safer than out there.

Danny McBride ] just stole all of our shit.

Craig Robinson Little bitty ass, um, 20-year-old jacked us.

Danny McBride Then Jay suggested that we all rape her and now she's gone.

Jay Baruchel I didn't... I was just... I...

Danny McBride I think the only reason why he did that is because Jay knows he's about fucking two minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself.

Craig Robinson So now, um, motherfuckers is thirsty.

Beast You'll join me for dinner. That's not a request.

Mrs. Potts Gently, Master. The girl lost her father and her freedom in one day.

Lumière Yes, the poor thing is probably in there scared to death.

Belle Just a minute.

Lumière You see? There she is. Now remember: Be gentle.

Mrs. Potts Kind.

Plumette Mmm, charming.

Cogsworth Sweet!

Lumière And when she opens the door, give her a dashing, debonaire smile! Come, come, show me the smile!

Cogsworth Oh, dear!

Plumette Oh, no!

Beast Will you join me for dinner?

Belle You've taken me as your prisoner, and now you want to have dinner with me? Are you insane?

Plumette Uh-oh! He's losing it!

Cogsworth Oh, dear!

Beast I told you to join me for dinner!

Belle And I told you no!

Madame Garderobe Oh, what time is it? What's happening?

Belle I'd starve before I ever eat with you!

Beast Well, be my guest! Go ahead and starve! If she doesn't eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all! Idiots!

Beast OOWW!!! That hurts.

Belle If you'd hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much.

Beast If you hadn't run away, none of this would have happened.

Belle Well, if you hadn't frightened me, I wouldn't have run away!

Beast Well, YOU shouldn't have been in the West Wing.

Belle Well, YOU should learn to control your temper!

Belle Try to get some rest.

Mrs. Potts Thank you, miss.

Lumière We are eternally grateful.

Belle Why do you care about him so much?

Mrs. Potts We've looked after him all his life.

Belle But he's cursed you somehow. Why? You did nothing.

Mrs. Potts You're quite right there, dear. You see, when the Master lost his mother, and his cruel father took that sweet, innocent lad and twisted him up to be just like him, we did nothing.

Lumière Let him sleep.

Beast You think you could be happy here?

Belle Can anybody be happy if they aren't free?

Hermione Granger I won't be going alone, because believe it or not, someone's asked me! And I said yes!

Ila I have to know. Why did you spare them?

Noah I looked down at those two little girls and all I had in my heart was love.

Ila Then why are you alone, Noah? Why are you separated to your family?

Noah Because I failed him, and I failed all of you.

Ila Did you? He chose you for a reason, Noah. He showed you the wickedness of Man and knew you would not look away. And you saw goodness, too. The choice was put in your hands because he put it there. He asked you to decide if we were worth saving. And you chose mercy. You chose love. He has given us a second chance. Be a father, be a grandfather. Help us to do better this time. Help us start again.