Freddie Prinze Jr.Quotes

Tenley Parrish: You're thinking about kissing me, aren't you?

Ryan Dunne: No.

Parrish: Well, now that I've said that, you're thinking about it.

Dunne: No, I'm thinking that's what you're thinking.

Parrish: No, I'm thinking that I could swim the length and back underwater.

Dunne: Five bucks says you can't.

Parrish: You got it!

Ryan Dunne: I feel comfortable in my thong!

Ray Bronson: Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first.

Velma: Fred, I can't believe you took credit for my plan again.

Fred: Velma.

Daphne: Some plan. The ghost pawed me for an hour and a half.

Fred: Daph, look. It's not our fault you always get kidnapped.

Daphne: I do not always get kidnapped. Can't believe you say that to me.

Velma: [Daphne angrily snatches Velma's glasses off her face in retaliation] Oh, please. You come with your own ransom note. Hey, my glasses!

Daphne: We did it!

Fred: Yes, we did.

Daphne: Fred, cut it out!

Scrappy: Scrappy-Dappy-Doo!

Scooby: Hey!

Scrappy: Ghosts don't stand a chance with me. Let me at em! I'll rack em! I'll sock em!

Fred: Scrappy, for the thousandth time, there's no such thing as ghosts.

Scrappy: [starts peeing on Daphne] Sure, there are. And when I find them, I'll give them a dose of puppy power! Ta-da!

Daphne: [gasps; disgusted] Oh, god! He's peeing on me!

Scrappy: Ooh.

Velma: [voiceover] That little egomaniac had flipped his lid.

Fred: [angrily] Scrappy, I told you, no urinating on Daphne!

Scrappy: It was an accident!

Fred: [angrily] You were marking your territory!

Scrappy: You don't have the scrote for this job, pally! Now listen up, losers. The time has come to appoint me your unquestioned leader. Either that, or I'm outta here!

Scooby: [while they look at each other] Hmm...

Scrappy: [gets kicked off the Mystery Machine van, rolls away; kicks the suitcase; [The Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff Girl] What's the idea? You can't do this to me! People adore me! Ow! I’m as cute as a ]. I'll get my own TV show.

Brad: Carol! Hey Carol, how's the island?

Carol: [with an angry tone] Are you tricking on me?

Brad: Carol, it's me. It's Brad. We've known each other since we were, like, three--

Carol: [suddenly lifts up Brad in air] Back off my grill, son.

Brad: [screaming in pure terror as Mystery Inc. watches in horror] CAROL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Mondavarious: I'm terrified. And if the young people come off the barge, the people I love the most, they are in danger.

Velma: I'm gonna solve this one first.

Fred: Not before I solve it first.

Mondavarious: Well done.

Daphne: You guys are gonna look like total, total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.

Pamela Anderson: Thank you so much for saving the factory.

Reporter: Pam! Any comments for us?

Pamela Anderson: This is a victory for any celebrity who wants to make a quality, ecologically-friendly action figure!

Reporter: Fred, what's the secret of your success?

Fred: Teamwork. I do a tremendous amount of teamwork. And I always have a plan. Come on.

Velma: [dejected] Yeah. My plan.

Fred: I knew from the beginning there was never a phantom. The Luna Ghost is, in fact...

Shaggy, Velma and Daphne: Old Man Smithers?

Pamela Anderson: The creepy janitor?!

Fred: Smithers wanted revenge after you refused to go out with him.

Smithers: How could you, Pamela? I am a lover boy of George Clooney-an proportions.

Reporter: Fred, how was the ghost able to fly?

Velma: [She and Fred reveal what Smithers was wearing under his costume.; presses button, causing his balloons to inflate] I can answer that. Watch. These balloons fill with a highly potent helium synthesis, giving the Luna Ghost his weightless appearance.

Smithers: I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog! I'll get you for this!

Scooby: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Velma: Daphne, are you OK?

Daphne: I am so over this damsel-in-distress nonsense.

Fred: Uh, where's Shagster?

Shaggy: Like, I'm right here, man.

Scooby: Me, too.

Shaggy: Hey, Scooby-Doo, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again, huh?

Scooby: [chuckles] Yeah!

Velma: Jinkies! Fred? Come in, Fred. Fred! Can you hear me?

Fred: Fredster here, Velms.

Velma: Shockingly, Daphne's been captured again. That's okay. When the Luna Ghost rounds the corner with Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby will pop out of the barrel--

Fred: And you'll activate the conveyor belt, spilling the vat of oil onto the floor.

Velma: Just remember my plan.

Male Reporter: Mystery Inc., do you know the identity of the Evil Masked Figure behind at all?

Velma: Well, if our hunch is correct, the Evil Masked Figure is…

Evil Masked Figure/Heather: NO!

Daphne: Heather Jasper-Howe.

Scooby: Uh-huh. Huh?

Female Reporter #1: But she was at the museum when the Masked Figure was on the roof.

Daphne: [to Heather; Instead of looking at Patrick, who has braced himself for exposure, Daphne points at someone else] You almost had me there, didn't you? Lucky for her, she had an assistant helping her along with her evil plans. Ned.

Scooby: Huh?

Daphne: When I realized she was the Evil Masked Figure, he quickly changed into her costume.

Female Reporter #2: But why did she do it?!

Velma: Because Heather Jasper-Howe is actually… (Pause for effect.)

Scooby: Huh?

Velma: [a female police officer, Shaggy, Daphne, and Wickles get shocked] …Dr. Jonathan Jacobo. The original Pterodactyl Ghost.

Gretchen Saunders Female Reporter #3: But how do you know this?

Velma: A photo. Taken of Jacobo in front of the Coolsonian. Jacobo supposedly died a year before construction even began.

Shaggy: So, Jacobo survived that fall off the prison wall.

Scooby: Yeah.

Fred: He also adapted the false Heather Jasper-Howe persona to turn the press against us.

Daphne: Then he framed poor hideous Old Man Wickles by putting that book and the Black Knight Ghost in his mansion.

Wickles: [[w:My Fair Lady|My Fair Lady] As if you getting the lead in ] wasn't enough!

Jacobo: I was an excellent Eliza, and you were to acty!

Wickles: And stealing my tater tots!

Jacobo: You kept saying you felt puffy!

Fred: And the real identity of Ned is…

Ned: Ow!

Fred: Ned!

Scooby: Huh?

Jacobo: I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling punks and their dumb dog!

Ned: You were a dude this whole time?

Jacobo: Of course, dummkopf.

Ned: [upset] But we cuddled.

Black Knight Ghost: On your knees, knave.

Fred: Can't you see we're talking?

Black Knight Ghost: [repeated Fred line at the high school clubhouse] Talking is for wimps.

Fred: You can't fool me with that macho façade. You're just afraid to show your sensitive side.

Black Knight Ghost: [faking remorse] Oh, you've touched my inner child... AND HE'S REALLY MAD!

Fred: Yo, Metalhead!

Black Knight Ghost: Yes?

Fred: [The Black Knight Ghost repeatedly strikes out at the shield Fred is holding, dazing him; He faints] Bring it! He brought it.

Velma: Mr. Wickles, we need to ask you a few questions about your ties to recent monster attacks.

Wickles: I don't know nothing about no monsters.

Daphne: Well, then how come there was randomonium on the floor of your mansion?

Wickles: There's- there- there's randomonium all over the place! Look it! I come home with it in my shorts!

Fred: Are you continuing the work of your old pal Jonathan Jacobo?

Wickles: [[w:My Fair Lady|My Fair Lady] Old pal"? Jacobo? We hated each other! And in the prison cafeteria, he used to steal my tater tots! And he got the lead in ].

Velma: Then why did we find the monster book in your library?

Wickles: Wait a second... You're the runts that vandalized my home! Which one of you stole my toilet brush?!

Ray Bronson: That's a warm welcome.

Julie James: I thought someone was coming to murder me. This is worse.

Ray Bronson: [Walks in] Well, believe it or not, I was worried about you. May I come in? I know we're not exactly friends. With everything that's been going on, it just felt sort of wrong not to come in and check on you.

Julie James: What is this really about, Ray? Cause I'm not buying the whole "I'm worried about you" nice guy act.

Ray Bronson: [sighs] Fuck it. Look, what the hell were you thinking giving advice like that to Ava?

Julie James: And there it is.

Ray Bronson: What...you told her she should track down the killer, and then what? Kill him? Have you lost your fucking mind?

Julie James: She asked for my help, and I told her what I thought she should do.

Ray Bronson: Oh, right. Yeah, just give her advice from the comfort of your own home, then send her back to Southport on a suicide mission.

Julie James: Unlike you, I haven't completely repressed everything that happened to us.

Ray Bronson: [Sighs] Hey, I deal with that every day, just like you. But to project that shit onto them, it isn't right. Look, one of her friends that's involved works at my bar. She's a good kid.

Julie James: She clearly did something bad.

Ray Bronson: You know more than anyone, that sometimes, you can just get mixed up with the wrong people.

Julie James: [Both of their phones start ringing, and the two of them respectively answer them] Yeah. I do know that. Ava?

Ray Bronson: What's up, Stevie?

Ray Bronson: [walks past Ava] Happy 4th of July, Julie. Thought you were never coming back to Southport. So, how'd you figure it out?

Julie James: That kid Stevie asked for your help, didn't she?

Ray Bronson: They fucked her whole life up, those friends of hers. She wanted revenge, and I knew how to help her get that. Nothing holds people accountable like a good old-fashioned murder spree.

Julie James: So you used what happened to us as a playbook?

Ray Bronson: They tried to erase everything about this place. They tried to erase us! They walk around here pretending that what happened to us never even happened! I had to make people remember. So here we are. It's 1997 all over again. Isn't that nostalgic?

Julie James: Nostalgia's overrated. Who cares if they tried to erase us, Ray? You have to let it go.

Ray Bronson: [refusing to listen] You know what? I think I'll say it was you who killed everyone. See, at first, I thought it was a problem, you getting involved. But now, I realize you're the perfect fall girl. Crazy-ass Julie James, who couldn't quite move on, recreates her past, only this time, she's in control.

Julie James: [tauntingly] What are you waiting for? Hm?

Ray Bronson: This is gonna hurt, sweetheart.

Julie James: [shouting] What are you waiting for?!

Ava Brucks: Gotcha.

Ray Bronson: It isn't something I like to talk about.

Ray Bronson: You need to handle this. This isn't the first time there's been violence like this in Southport. It's not going to stop.