Goldie Hawn Quotes

Death Becomes Her

Wealth and Divorce in California

Helen Sharp Divorce? In California? That is exactly what she wants you to do. You have no talent for poverty.

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Protocol

Unexpected Arrival and Acknowledgment

Lou Fox   Nice, Sunny, very nice.  Thank you very much for showing up.

Sunny Davis   Oh, geeze, am I late?

Lou   How come you were ] like that if you didn't know you were late?

[[running]

Sunny   ]!

[[Exercise]

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Protocol

Voting Experience Discussed Among Reporters

reporter   Did you ] for the ]?

[[vote; [President of the United States|president]

Sunny   Well, actually, I never voted.

reporters   Never?

Sunny   Right, never.

reporter   Well, do you consider yourself to be a ] or a ]?

[[Republican Party (United States)|Republican; [Democratic Party (United States)|Democrat]

Sunny   Look, I consider myself to be just an ].

[[American]

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Shampoo

The Challenge of Maturity in Relationships

George Roundy Jill, I'm trying to get things moving.

Jill Haynes Oh, grow up! You never stop moving! You never go anywhere! Grow up! Grow up - grow up!

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Protocol

The Importance of Honest Communication

Ransome   You always ] what you ].

[[say; [think]

Sunny   It's no big deal.  I just never understood why people—some people—don't say what they think.  Don't you say what you think?

Ransome   Not always, no.

Sunny   Too bad.You know what I ] the other day?  The ]—I mean the real one, you know, the original, the one in the archives?  Boy, ] knew how to say what they thought.

[[read; [United States Declaration of Independence|Declaration of Independence; [Thomas Jefferson|''those'' guys]

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Protocol

Perceptions of Professional Appearances

Sunny   Well, you sure don't look like one.

Michael Ransome   Like one what?

Sunny   A middle-aged desk clerk.

Ransome   No, no; that's ] desk chief.

[[Middle East]

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Death Becomes Her

Confronting Blame and Betrayal

Helen Sharp (while confronting Ernest Menville) No Ernest, she has wasted you, she married a brilliant surgeon and turned him into an undertaker. I want you to know something, I have never blamed you for leaving me. I always knew it was her. She is a woman, Ernest, a woman, from Newark, for God's sake. I will never forgive her for what she has done to you. Never.

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Shampoo

Unexpected Late-Night Hair Transformation

Jill Haynes You know what George did the other night? He wakes me up at 2 o'clock in the morning, just to do my hair.

Jackie Shawn Why?

Jill Haynes I don't know! I don't know. He just woke me up and he said, "Come on, get up, I'm gonna make you the grooviest looking chick in this town.

Jackie Shawn So, what did you do?

Jill Haynes Well, I looked at him and I said, "George, if you love me, I am the grooviest little chick in this town.

Jackie Shawn Did he cut your hair?

Jill Haynes No. We didn't get around to that.

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Death Becomes Her

Critique of a Flawed Character

Helen Sharp She was a homewrecker, she was a man eater, and she was a bad actress.

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Protocol

Cultural Identity in Conversation

The Emir   Why are you ] like that!?

[[dressed]

Sunny   Because I'm an American!

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Death Becomes Her

Acceptance of Past Relationships

Helen Sharp (while confronting Madeline Ashton) Listen, that was a long time ago, you didn't steal him, he went to you. It wasn't you, it was him. I just want you to know something that I have never ever blamed you, never.

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Deceived

Dispute Over a Necklace Among Friends

Adrienne I-- I really do apologize, I wouldn't bother you normally, but I just have to have that necklace tonight.

Carol No! She said I could have this!

Mrs. Gingold I know, honey. But the necklace isn't a toy, and...

Carol Daddy!

Carol She said I could have it, and now she wants it back!

Mr. Gingold This is very confusing for Carol, Mrs. Saunders.

Adrienne I'm sure it is, Mr. Gingold. But this happens to be a very valuable piece of jewelry.

Mr. Gingold I know how you feel, Carol. It's very confusing when grown-ups do things that aren't fair.

Mr. Gingold But you have to accept that these things happen in life...

Adrienne Oh, for Christ's sake! Isn't anybody in charge around here?

[''grabs the necklace'']

Death Becomes Her

Confrontation and Defiance in Helen Sharp

Helen Sharp En garde, BITCH!

Shampoo

Cosmopolitan's Take on Parenthood and Age

Jill Haynes You know what I read in Cosmopolitan? That if you don't have a baby before you're 30, you're going to have a Mongolian idiot.

Protocol

A Question of Attendance

Mrs. St. John   Sunny, dear, are you coming?

Sunny   Not quite, ma'am.

Deceived

A Tense Exchange Over a Necklace

Jack Now. Give me the necklace, Adrienne.

Adrienne Here... take it.

Death Becomes Her

Final Thoughts in a Moment of Chaos

Helen Sharp (Last lines. Helen and Madeleine shatter into pieces after falling down stairs) Do you remember where you parked the car?

Protocol

Career Aspirations and Workplace Dynamics

Vice President Merck   Sunny, what are your ]?

[[plans]

Sunny   I don't have any.  I mean, well, I have a ] at the Safari Club and Lou—well, he's my boss and he's really a nice guy and everything, but ] hasn't been so hot and I was kind of hoping for an advancement, you know, but the problem is that Lou's aunt works the cash register and his ]'s the hostess so I'm just gonna have to wait around until one of em quits or drops ].  I guess you know what that's like.

[[employment|job; [business; [sister; [dead]

Vice President Merck     Mm hmm.

[''nods'']

Memorable Quotes from Goldie Hawn