Graham Stark Biography
Graham William Stark (20 January 1922 – 29 October 2013) was an English comedian, actor, writer and director.
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Analyzing Facts in a Murder Investigation
Clouseau: [holding up one finger; holding up three fingers; holding up four fingers; holding up all five fingers]
Facts, Hercule, facts, behind them lays the whole fabric of deductive truth. Now, Hercule let us examine these facts: One... She was found with the murder weapon in her hand, Two... The murder weapon was fresh with blood, Three... There were no fingerprints on the murder weapon other then hers and Four... All the members of the Ballon household staff have perfect alibis. Now then, Hercule what do these facts add up to?
Hercule LaJoy:
Maria Gambrelli killed Georges the gardener.
Clouseau:
You are an idiot, only a fresh-faced novice would come up with a conclusion like that.
Hercule LaJoy:
But the facts...
Clouseau:
Listen, whoever killed Miguel, killed Georges the gardener and he did it to cover up the first crime. Now, what he is trying to do is lay the blame at the foot of this, this poor servant girl.
Hercule LaJoy:
Well, who do you suspect?
Clouseau:
I suspect everyone.
Hercule LaJoy:
Well... I suppose that is possible.
Clouseau:
Possible? What do you mean possible? I deal in certainties.
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