Memorable Quotes from Henry Winkler
5 quotesMemorable Moments in Bobby's Football Journey
Helen Boucher
Fool's ball's not for the devil. It's for my Bobby.
[smiles]
Coach Klein
Anybody got an idea?
Derek Wallace
Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake?
Lyle Robideaux
Yeah, that was pretty funny. How bout the time Bobby tackled the guy from Louisville, and threw him into the stands?
Guy Grenouille
Y'all remember the time he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran for the touchdown bare assed?
Farmer Fran
Remember the time Bobby Boucher...
[begins to mumble, everyone stares at him]
Bobby
Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?
[shows up in the locker room by surprise]
Guy Grenouille
Sorry for givin you so much shit this year. You’re the heart and soul of this team, Bobby.
[to Bobby]
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Commitment to Team Expectations
Coach Klein
Bobby. Bobby! Can you do this for me? Every single game, can you do this?
Bobby Boucher
Coach, not only will I do it for ya, I...I...I...yes, yes, I'll do it for ya.
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Bobby's Favorite Wrestler Revealed
Coach Klein
Is there any sport that you do watch? You know, a physical sport? Boxing? Hockey?
Bobby Boucher
I-wrestling.
Coach Klein
Wrestling! Wrestling is good. Who's your favorite wrestler?
Bobby Boucher
Well, even though he was slightly discourteous to me recently, I'm gonna have to say Captain Insano.
Coach Klein
kay, okay, I want you to do to Casey...what Captain Insano does to the bad guy. Go.
Casey
He poked me in the eye!
Bobby Boucher
Captain Insano shows no mercy.
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The Importance of Quality Water for Players
Coach Klein
This is good. This is much better than what I serve.
[after drinking Bobby's water]
Bobby
That is the water that you serve to your players?
[looks up to see a jug of polluted water in the corner]
Coach Klein
Uh huh.
Bobby
It is imperative that you allow me to be your waterboy.
Coach Klein
I can't hire you. I can't hire anybody. We're the poorest footb...
Bobby
You do not have to...have to pay me. I-I will do it for free. Just promise me that you will never distribute the contents of that jug to any human person.
Coach Klein
That's a deal.
[pause]
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Discussion of a Deceased Actor's Heritage
Chuck Lumley
Name of the deceased... something Polish?
[reads the forms that Leonard, the day shift guy left]
Leonard
Oh, that ]. What an actor.
[[w:Barney Rubble|Barney Rubble]
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