Night Shift - Discussion of a Deceased Actor's Heritage
Chuck Lumley: [reads the forms that Leonard, the day shift guy left]
Name of the deceased... something Polish?
Leonard: [[w:Barney Rubble|Barney Rubble]
Oh, that ]. What an actor.
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The Waterboy - Memorable Moments in Bobby's Football Journey
Helen Boucher: [smiles]
Fool's ball's not for the devil. It's for my Bobby.
Coach Klein:
Anybody got an idea?
Derek Wallace:
Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake?
Lyle Robideaux:
Yeah, that was pretty funny. How bout the time Bobby tackled the guy from Louisville, and threw him into the stands?
Guy Grenouille:
Y'all remember the time he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran for the touchdown bare assed?
Farmer Fran: [begins to mumble, everyone stares at him]
Remember the time Bobby Boucher...
Bobby: [shows up in the locker room by surprise]
Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?
Guy Grenouille: [to Bobby]
Sorry for givin you so much shit this year. You’re the heart and soul of this team, Bobby.
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The Waterboy - The Importance of Quality Water for Players
Coach Klein: [after drinking Bobby's water]
This is good. This is much better than what I serve.
Bobby: [looks up to see a jug of polluted water in the corner]
That is the water that you serve to your players?
Coach Klein:
Uh huh.
Bobby:
It is imperative that you allow me to be your waterboy.
Coach Klein:
I can't hire you. I can't hire anybody. We're the poorest footb...
Bobby:
You do not have to...have to pay me. I-I will do it for free. Just promise me that you will never distribute the contents of that jug to any human person.
Coach Klein: [pause]
That's a deal.
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The Waterboy - Bobby's Favorite Wrestler Revealed
Coach Klein:
Is there any sport that you do watch? You know, a physical sport? Boxing? Hockey?
Bobby Boucher:
I-wrestling.
Coach Klein:
Wrestling! Wrestling is good. Who's your favorite wrestler?
Bobby Boucher:
Well, even though he was slightly discourteous to me recently, I'm gonna have to say Captain Insano.
Coach Klein:
kay, okay, I want you to do to Casey...what Captain Insano does to the bad guy. Go.
Casey:
He poked me in the eye!
Bobby Boucher:
Captain Insano shows no mercy.
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The Waterboy - Commitment to Team Expectations
Coach Klein:
Bobby. Bobby! Can you do this for me? Every single game, can you do this?
Bobby Boucher:
Coach, not only will I do it for ya, I...I...I...yes, yes, I'll do it for ya.
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