Anger Management - Misunderstandings and Bad Days in Anger Management
Dave Buznik:
What about the Air Marshall who tasered me? Was he in on it?
Linda:
No, he was just having a bad day.
Air Marshall:
Son of a bitch!
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl - Misunderstandings Amongst Pirates Over Identity
Bo'sun: [to Pintel and Ragetti]
You two! You brought us the wrong person!
Pintel:
No! She had the medallion. She was the proper age!
Ragetti:
She said her name was Turner. You heard her. I think she lied to us
Twigg:
You brought us here for nothing!
Barbossa:
I won't take questions or second guesses, not from the likes of you, Master Twigg.
Koehler:
Who's to blame? Every decision you've made has led us from bad to worse!
Mallot:
It was you who sent Bootstrap to the depths!
Bo'sun: [the cursed crew draw out their weapons and turn them on Barbossa]
And it's you who brought us here in the first place!
Barbossa: [drawing his own sword]
If any coward here dare challenge me, let him speak! Hmm?
Koehler:
I say we cut her throat and spill all her blood! Just in case.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl - Negotiating with Pirates: A Disinclined Response
Elizabeth:
Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
Barbossa:
There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth:
I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa:
I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no".
Elizabeth: [dangles medallion over the sea]
Very well. I'll drop it.
Barbossa: [Nonchalantly at first, then curious]
Me holds are burstin with swag. That bit of shine matters to us? Why?
Elizabeth:
It's what you've been searching for. I recognize this ship! I saw it eight years ago on the crossing from England!
Barbossa:
Did ya, now?
Elizabeth:
Fine. Well, I suppose if it is worthless then there's no point in me keeping it.
Barbossa:
No! Ah... You have a name, Missy?
Elizabeth:
Elizabeth... Turner. I'm a maid in the Governor's household.
Barbossa:
Miss Turner...?
Pintel: [to Raggetti]
Bootstrap.
Barbossa:
And how does a maid come to own a trinket such as that? Family heirloom, perhaps?
Elizabeth: [uncertain]
I didn't steal it, if that's what you mean.
Barbossa:
Very well, you hand it over and we'll put your town to our rudder and ne'er return.
Elizabeth: [she hands it over]
Our bargain?
Bo'sun: [after a nod from Barbossa]
Still the guns and stow em. Signal the men, set the flags and make good to clear port.
Elizabeth:
Wait! You have to take me to shore. According to the Code of the Order of the Brethren-
Barbossa:
{{anchor|guidelines}}First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner!
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