Scooby-Doo - Shared Love for Scooby Snacks
Shaggy:
Boy, oh, boy, those sure do look like Scooby Snacks.
Mary Jane:
I know they're for dogs, but they're 100% vegetarian and I love them.
Shaggy:
Like, me too!
Mary Jane:
Far out. I have never met another person who loves Scooby Snacks.
Shaggy:
Me neither.
Mary Jane:
I'm Mary Jane.
Shaggy: [too shocked to speak]
Like that is my favorite name.
Mary Jane:
Really? No way.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - The Cycle of Shopping and Happiness
Rebecca Bloomwood:
When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it's not, and I need to do it again.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - The Necessity of Cashmere Gloves in Winter
Rebecca Bloomwood:
Well, these cashmere gloves I *need* as it is winter, and I have... Hands.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - Affordable Fashion Column Introduction
Alette Naylor:
Your column will be "Affordable Fashion." 500 words, once a month... Welcome to Alette.
Rebecca Bloomwood: [to her potential employer]
I can do affordable fashion! I mean, I know where all the sales are!
Jane Bloomwood: [interrupting]
Yes, she does! Oh, in fact, she got that from me!
Rebecca Bloomwood: [laughing]
I didn't, I didn't! No, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't...
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - Shopping Urges and Personal Struggles
Suze:
Bex, I just found the perfect book for you.
Garret E. Barton:
Control your urge to shop, with Garret E. Barton. That's me. Do you find yourself constantly drawn toward stores?
Suze:
Yes.
Rebecca Bloomwood:
Nope.
Garret E. Barton:
Does your heart quicken when you see new merchandise in neatly stacked piles?
Suze:
Yes!
Rebecca Bloomwood:
No.
Suze:
This guy's good!
Garret E. Barton:
Did you answer "no" to these questions and are consequently in denial?
Suze:
Yes.
Rebecca Bloomwood:
NO.
Garret E. Barton:
Did you just say "no" again?
Rebecca Bloomwood:
No... Yes...
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - Shopping Excuses and Justifications
Suze: [Rebecca pushes away bills; both gasp loudly]
I'll do this. It can't be that bad. It's just like a band-aid. It's gonna be fine. Bex! $200 on Marc Jacobs underwear?
Rebecca Bloomwood: [pours the tequila]
Oh, underwear is a basic, human, right.
Suze:
$78.00 on lavender honey?
Rebecca Bloomwood:
I felt sorry for the shop assistant. She had a lazy eye. I didn't know which way she was looking! I didn't know if she was looking at me, it was so sad.
Suze:
I can't even talk about this one.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - Soul Sisters in Friendship
Rebecca Bloomwood:
You are like my soul sister!
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - Observations on Uncommon Expressions and Comparisons
Rebecca Bloomwood:
And all I would say, is that you never hear anyone say, "There goes a zebra with a small ass.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - Conflict Over a Shared Rivalry
Rebecca Bloomwood:
Don't talk about Fluke.
Suze:
Why? What happened?
Rebecca Bloomwood:
Alicia Bitch Longlegs is what happened.
Suze:
I hate her. Who is she?
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - Material Desires vs. Romantic Relationships
Rebecca Bloomwood:
A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn't fit, you can't exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your fingers first grasp those shiny, new bags... oh yes... oh yes.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - Excuses and the Mystery of Finland
Tarquin:
Why do so many of your excuses involve Finland?
Rebecca Bloomwood:
Because nobody checks up on Finland, Tarkie.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - Customer Loyalty and Its Discontents
Rebecca Bloomwood:
They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - Misunderstanding Between Finance and Fish
Luke Brandon:
Any financial stories that have caught your eye recently?
Rebecca Bloomwood: [acts mad; looks down at a newspaper folded in half with article title cut off]
Yes. And I am glad you brought that up. Because I am furious. No, I really am. No, I mean, what is the story with the recent fish crisis?
Luke Brandon: [looks at her confused]
Fish crisis?
Rebecca Bloomwood: [realizes she made a mistake]
Fiscal... crisis.
Luke Brandon:
Fiscal crisis.
Rebecca Bloomwood:
Terrifying, fiscally, I mean.
Luke Brandon:
How so?
Rebecca Bloomwood:
For the... fiscal family.
Hayley: [interrupts their conversation]
I'm sorry.
Luke Brandon:
Not a moment too soon.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - A Journey of Personal Transformation
Rebecca Bloomwood:
I know I've made some mistakes, but I'm turning my life around.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - Embracing Technology in Everyday Life
Rebecca Bloomwood:
Yes, I Googled.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - Leaving Finland Behind: A Personal Reflection
Rebecca Bloomwood:
Men like you are the reason I left Finland.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - Understanding Fashion Language
Rebecca Bloomwood:
You speak Prada?
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - The Warmth of Attraction to Shopping
Rebecca Bloomwood:
You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well, that's what it's like when I see a store. Only it's better.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - The Allure of Childhood Magic
Rebecca Bloomwood:
When I was 7, most of my friends stopped believing in magic. That's when I first started. They were beautiful, they were happy. They didn't even need any money, they had magic cards.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - Honesty and Deception in Job Applications
Suze:
Fluent in Finnish?
Rebecca Bloomwood:
Everyone has fudged their resume a little.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - Repeated Rejections in a Shopping Scenario
Denny & George Clerk:
Declined.
Rebecca Bloomwood:
Can you try again?
Denny & George Clerk:
Really declined.
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Now You See Me - A Unique Performance Announcement in Las Vegas
Merritt McKinney:
Thank you. Tonight we would like to try something that will, well, set us a bit apart.
Henley Reeves:
For our final trick, we're gonna do something never before seen on a Las Vegas stage.
Jack Wilder:
Or any stage for that matter.
Daniel Atlas:
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we are going to rob a bank.
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