Memorable Quotes from James Hampton
9 quotesPrison Hustles and Unexpected Offers
Paul Crewe
Whattya got for me, Sunshine?
Caretaker
I can get you steroids, vitamins, greenies, anything you want. You name it. I'm the best hustler in the joint.
Paul Crewe
How much of what this guy says he can do, can he do?
Nate Scarboro
He can get you laid in here... with a woman.
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Encouragement to Take Flight
Harry Oslo
Flap, Woody! Flap!
[as Condorman drops into the Seine]
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Consequences of Betraying Team Trust
Caretaker
Most of these old boys don't have nothing. Never had nothing to start with. But you, You had it all. Then you let your teammates down, got yourself caught with your hand in the cookie jar.
Paul
Oh I did, did I?
Caretaker
Oh, I ain't saying you did or you didn't. All I'm saying is that you could have robbed banks, sold dope or stole your grandmother's pension checks and none of us would have minded. But shaving points off of a football game, man that's un-American.
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A Moment of Uncertainty and Decision
Woody Wilkins
I think they're gone! We can move now!
[sitting up in the snow after falling from a cable broken by the KGB]
Harry Oslo
I... may... never... move... again.
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Identity Revelation in Condorman Scene
Natalia
Harry, who are you?
[Natalia has just discovered that Woody is not a real agent]
Harry Oslo
Huh?
Natalia
Woody is Condorman, I am Laser Lady! Who are you?
[holds up one of Woody's comic books]
Harry Oslo
How'd ya find out?
[looking resigned]
Natalia
The children here read comic books, too.
[indicating the gaggle of children around her]
Harry Oslo
Let's take a walk.
[sighs]
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Questioning Intentions in a Serious Game
Paul
You take your football down here real serious, don't you?
Caretaker
You mind if I ask you one question?
Paul
Yes, I do mind!
Caretaker
Why did you do it?
Paul
It's a long story.
Caretaker
Well, I got eight years.
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Critique of Artistic Skills and Identity
Harry Oslo
Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird.
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Introduction of Characters and Their Backgrounds
Paul Crewe
What's his name?
Caretaker
Indian.
Paul Crewe
That makes sense.
Paul Crewe
Paul Crewe. Heard you played some football.
The Indian
Yeah.
Paul Crewe
Where?
The Indian
Oklahoma State.
Paul Crewe
Oklahoma State U?
The Indian
Prison.
Paul Crewe
Well, first thing we have to do is get you out of here.
The Indian
How?
Paul Crewe
Well, we'll work on it.
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Introduction to a Notorious Character
Caretaker
Well, there he is. Connie Shokner, baddest cat in the joint. Even the guards are scared of him. He killed three people on the outside and two since he's been in here.
Paul Crewe
Yeah, that karate's some bad stuff.
Caretaker
Oh, that was before he learned karate.
Paul Crewe
Say, what's he doing now?
Caretaker
Nobody's ever had the guts to ask him.
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