Condorman - Identity Revelation in Condorman Scene
Natalia: [Natalia has just discovered that Woody is not a real agent]
Harry, who are you?
Harry Oslo:
Huh?
Natalia: [holds up one of Woody's comic books]
Woody is Condorman, I am Laser Lady! Who are you?
Harry Oslo: [looking resigned]
How'd ya find out?
Natalia: [indicating the gaggle of children around her]
The children here read comic books, too.
Harry Oslo: [sighs]
Let's take a walk.
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Condorman - A Moment of Uncertainty and Decision
Woody Wilkins: [sitting up in the snow after falling from a cable broken by the KGB]
I think they're gone! We can move now!
Harry Oslo:
I... may... never... move... again.
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Condorman - Critique of Artistic Skills and Identity
Harry Oslo:
Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird.
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Condorman - Encouragement to Take Flight
Harry Oslo: [as Condorman drops into the Seine]
Flap, Woody! Flap!
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The Longest Yard - Introduction to a Notorious Character
Caretaker:
Well, there he is. Connie Shokner, baddest cat in the joint. Even the guards are scared of him. He killed three people on the outside and two since he's been in here.
Paul Crewe:
Yeah, that karate's some bad stuff.
Caretaker:
Oh, that was before he learned karate.
Paul Crewe:
Say, what's he doing now?
Caretaker:
Nobody's ever had the guts to ask him.
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The Longest Yard - Introduction of Characters and Their Backgrounds
Paul Crewe:
What's his name?
Caretaker:
Indian.
Paul Crewe:
That makes sense.
Paul Crewe:
Paul Crewe. Heard you played some football.
The Indian:
Yeah.
Paul Crewe:
Where?
The Indian:
Oklahoma State.
Paul Crewe:
Oklahoma State U?
The Indian:
Prison.
Paul Crewe:
Well, first thing we have to do is get you out of here.
The Indian:
How?
Paul Crewe:
Well, we'll work on it.
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The Longest Yard - Questioning Intentions in a Serious Game
Paul:
You take your football down here real serious, don't you?
Caretaker:
You mind if I ask you one question?
Paul:
Yes, I do mind!
Caretaker:
Why did you do it?
Paul:
It's a long story.
Caretaker:
Well, I got eight years.
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The Longest Yard - Consequences of Betraying Team Trust
Caretaker:
Most of these old boys don't have nothing. Never had nothing to start with. But you, You had it all. Then you let your teammates down, got yourself caught with your hand in the cookie jar.
Paul:
Oh I did, did I?
Caretaker:
Oh, I ain't saying you did or you didn't. All I'm saying is that you could have robbed banks, sold dope or stole your grandmother's pension checks and none of us would have minded. But shaving points off of a football game, man that's un-American.
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The Longest Yard - Prison Hustles and Unexpected Offers
Paul Crewe:
Whattya got for me, Sunshine?
Caretaker:
I can get you steroids, vitamins, greenies, anything you want. You name it. I'm the best hustler in the joint.
Paul Crewe:
How much of what this guy says he can do, can he do?
Nate Scarboro:
He can get you laid in here... with a woman.
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