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James Marsden Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from James Marsden

38 quotes
Confrontation Over Trust and Protection
Rose You better be telling the truth, ], because I will out-psycho you. And if you hurt Meghan, I will reign fucking fury down on you.
[[w:psychopathy|psycho]
Gordon Relax. Where do you live?
Rose Where the fuck is that?
Gordon It's downtown near the ].
[[w:Sixth Street Viaduct|Sixth Street bridge]
Rose People live there?
Gordon Yeah. I do.
Embrace the essence of the game.
Steve Clark Be the ball.
Testing Comfort in Social Situations
Rose Denise, four-point douche test. Go.
Gordon What?
Denise Have you ever been to a ]?
[[w:strip club|strip club]
Gordon Yes, but they make me uncomfortable.
Denise What do you call your penis?
Gordon My penis.
Denise That's hot.
Rose Denise, Focus.
Denise Sorry. How do you feel about ]?
[[w:Robert Pattinson|Robert Pattinson]
Gordon Not my favorite actor.
Denise You shut your mouth.
Gordon Okay.
Denise Can I get a "whoop, whoop"?
Gordon Whoop, whoop.
Denise No. Don't ever do that again.
Denise ]?
[[w:Fuck, marry, kill|Kill an innocent dog or cheat on your girlfriend]
Gordon Cheat on my girlfriend. I'm not going to kill an innocent dog. That's sick.
Denise You passed.
Superman's Unique Hearing Ability Explained
Richard White So with the Super-Hearing does he hear each sound by itself or everything all at once?
Lois Lane Both.
Richard White He's certainly a lot taller than I thought.
Lois Lane 6'4".
Richard White I love that he can see through anything. I'd have fun with that.
Lois Lane Anything but lead.
Richard White I bet he's-
Lois Lane 225 pounds, faster than a speeding bullet, draws his powers from the sun, invulnerable to anything but Kryptonite, and he never lies.
Richard White Kryptonite?
Lois Lane Radioactive pieces of his homeworld. It's deadly. To him.
Hop
Job Interview and Unwanted Company
Fred Oh man, I'm really late.
[parks the car]
E.B. Late for what? What are we doing?
Fred I have a job interview. You're staying here.
E.B. But here's boring. Lemme come with you. I could be a job reference.
Fred Thank you, I appreciate it. Look, I really need this job, and I don't think anyone in there is gonna be able to handle you. I'm not sure I can handle you. So just do me a favor, wait in the car.
[gets out of the car]
E.B. Fred, I don't wanna get your hopes up, but I think you're definitely gonna get this job.
Fred Be good.
[walks away]
E.B. Yes, sir. I'll stay here and guard the vehicle.
Prioritizing Others' Memories Over Your Own
Kevin Doyle You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!
Change Your World If You Disagree
Prince Edward If this world is not to your liking, then you must change it.
Introducing Characters in Superman Returns Scene
Lois Lane Clark, Richard. Richard, Clark.
Richard White Richard White.
Lois Lane Richard's an assistant editor who basically saved our international section. He's also a pilot and he loves horror movies. Clark is... well, he's Clark.
Richard White Good to finally meet you, I've heard so much.
Clark Kent Oh, you have?
Richard White Yeah, Jimmy just won't shut up about you.
Unexpected Arrival Through Flight
Lois Lane How did you get here?
Richard White I flew.
Debate Over Hidden Truths and Visibility
Denise He is lying to us, there is no ].
[[w:Los Angeles Metro Rail|subway in Los Angeles]
Gordon Yes, there is!
Denise Where? How come I've never seen it?
Gordon It's underground.
Proving Identity Among Friends
Wolverine Hey, hey, hey, it's me.
[To the startled Storm and Cyclops after battle with Mystique]
Cyclops Prove it.
[Holding onto his visor]
Wolverine You're a dick.
Cyclops Okay.
[Releases his visor, amused]
X-Men - Dialogue 4
Wolverine You gonna tell me to stay away from your girl?
Cyclops If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.
Wolverine Well then, I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do you, Cyclops?
Cyclops It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Better be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan – stay away from my girl.
[grins]
A Prince's Gratitude to His Bride's Caretakers
Prince Edward (to Robert and Morgan) Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.
Understanding Friendship Through a Unique Perspective
Tom Wachowski That little alien... knew more about being human... than you ever will. His name is Sonic. This was his home. And he was my friend.
The Pervasiveness of Evil Unveiled
Steve Clark I had no idea the evil was this pervasive.
News Crew Engages in Comedic Banter
BBC Anchor Wait! Here's a headline for you: "Moronic Yank Wanker-man Gets a Bloody Good Hiding From Newsreader From a Superior Country." For we are the ] News Service!
[[w:BBC|BBC; BBC news team shouts]
Ron Burgundy Oh, not now!
Jack Lime Fall back, fall back.
[To his news team]
Wesley Jackson If y'all gonna get down, then Wesley Jackson and the ] news crew want in!
[[w:MTV|MTV]
Brian Fantana What's "MTV"?
Ron Burgundy I think it's a venereal disease.
Wesley Jackson The most requested video of the day: A new band called "Burgundy sucking chest wound"!
[MTV news team shouts]
Jill Jansen It wouldn't be a battle without Jill Jansen...
Wendy Van Peel And Wendy Van Peel, from Entertainment News.
BBC Anchor Entertainment News is an abomination!
Wendy Van Peel Who are you wearing today? Oh, look, it's your own blood!
Jill Jansen Today's celebrity birthdays: None. Today's celebrity deaths: All you dick-licks!
Brian Fantana I like how they're put together.
Champ Kind I like fighting girls.
Jill Jansen I like to cunt-punt cowboys.
Wendy Van Peel You eat pussy?
Jill Jansen You're gonna.
Scott Riles HEEEEYYY! There's not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles and the incredibly polite Canadian News Team.
[Canada News Team shouts]
Quebec News Anchor What about the French-speaking Quebec News? The real voice of Canada!
Scott Riles Give it a rest, eh?
Champ Kind Give me a break! They can't have news. Nothing happens in Canada!
Scott Riles We're gonna mop the floor with ya! We're gonna put the boots to ya! Sorry.
Quebec News Anchor Sorry. We're gonna gouge yer eyes out, and kick yer head in!
Scott Riles and Quebec News Anchor Sorry!
Brick Tamland ...I like ]!
[[w:Canada Dry|your ginger ale]
Jeff Bullington Jeff Bullington, ], all sports. Tonight's Play of the Day is me, extracting your spine from your dead body!
[[w:ESPN|ESPN]
Brian Fantana Holy shit, there's a lot of news!
Ron Burgundy It's true, the market has become saturated.
History Network Host Hey! The History Network wants in on this. We're news too! Only news told much, much later!
[History Network team shouts]
Ron Burgundy Wait a minute, is that the ghost of ] with you?
[[w:Stonewall Jackson|Stonewall Jackson]
History Network Host Yes, it is. And the mighty ]!
[[w:Minotaur|minotaur]
Jack Lime Eh, I don't know about this, man. The minotaur isn't even history. It's mythology!
Ron Burgundy Hey, let's not downplay the fact that that's the ghost of Stonewall Jackson!
Ghost of Stonewall Jackson May the Lord anoint this hallowed field of battle.
Mack Tannen You guys got room in this battle for an old war horse?
Ron Burgundy Mack Tannen? What are you doing here, you're too old for this!
Mack Tannen Well, you see, there's the thing: When there's an early moon, I almost feel like a stallion again!
Champ Kind He's on our side, right Ron?
Ron Burgundy He's a were-hyena!
Wesley Jackson I'm gonna call ], I got a ]!
[[w:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson; [w:Michael Jackson's Thriller|video idea]
Ron Burgundy Alright, everyone, listen up! By virtue of being on this battlefield, there is no return! People will die!
Jill Jansen I'm so horny right now.
[Quietly]
Ron Burgundy Some will be disfigured! In some cases, lasting friendships will be made! And as usual: No touching of the hair and face!
Scott Riles C'mon! What do we look like, rookies?
Scott Riles and Quebec News anchor Sorry.
Ron Burgundy When El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds, blows the battle horn, let the battle begin!
El Trousias I am El Trousias! Hear my sirens song!
[Blows her horn]
Jeff Bullington El Trousias...the juiciest, hmm!
El Trousias ...That means you can start.
[Finishes blowing her horn]
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A Plea to Stay Together
Fred Goodbye!
E.B. But I want to stay with you! Fred, please, don’t go.
Fred I'm already late. So go away.
E.B. Oh, come on, man. Fred, mate! I'll behave. I'll clean up this mess. I'll do the dishes!
[follows Fred]
Fred Not your problem. There's no dishes in the wild.
E.B. No, Fred, but... I'm special!
Fred Well, we're all special.
E.B. You're not getting it. I don't mean special as in "everybody's special", like we're different. I mean I'm really special.
[jumps onto Fred's car; crouches and lets some candy out]
Fred What're you doing?
E.B. See?
[stands up]
Fred Jelly beans?
[looks behind E.B.]
E.B. Mmm-hmm.
The Complexity of Love and Patience
Kevin Doyle Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind.
Prince Edward Celebrates Growing Family Size
Prince Edward Congratulations on the increasing size of your progeny.
Hop
A Fresh Start for Fred
Fred Alright, look, if it means that much to you, then I'll swing by.
Sam O'Hare No, Fred. No, you don't swing by, okay? You shower, you shave, and you show up. The 3 "Shh"s! Come on, Fred, you've got to start your life. Think of this as a reboot.
Fred Right.
Sam It's time.
Fred Y'know what, you're right. In a couple of months... In a couple of weeks, you're gonna see a whole new Fred. Yeah. By Easter. Easter's in two weeks. By Easter, I'm gonna get a new job, a new place, a new life.
[pause; Sam squints]
Sam Great!
Fred Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go sleep in my car.
[picks up his bag]
Doctor Robotnik's Dismissive Remarks to Tom
Tom Wachowski Mr...?
Robotnik Doctor. Doctor Robotnik. But my dentist calls me "Rob".
Tom Wachowski Look, uh... Doctor "Robot-skis", um, I'm sure what you're here for is very serious, but it's got nothing to do with me! You can ask anyone in town. Everyone knows me.
Robotnik I bet they do. I'm sure you're hella popular with the Jebs and Merls and Billy Bobs in this glorified gas station rest stop. Bet you go way back to the days of tipping cows and playin in a jug band! And maybe someday, you'll achieve your goal of getting a Costco card or adopting a Labradoodle, but the reality is, I surpassed everything you're ever going to do before I was a toddler! I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula!
[contemptuous; mimes blowing on a bottle and slapping his knee]
Tom Wachowski I was breastfed, actually.
Robotnik Nice. Rub that in my orphan face.
A Misunderstanding Over Lunch Plans
Impound Woman Are you trying to bribe me?
Meghan No.
Impound Woman That's a shame. You know, I'm thinking ] for lunch today.
[[w:Quiznos|Quiznos]
Meghan How much?
Impound Woman $500.
Meghan Quiznos does not cost $500!
Meghan Fuck!... This!
Meghan Yeah! Suck it, lady!
Meghan Come on. Go. Come on. Go. Come on. Go, go, go, go. Come on. Come on. No, no, no, no, no.
Gordon I know you. You're stuck again.
Meghan You gonna--
Gordon Hi. I'm Gordon. I'm-- From last night. How you doing?
Meghan How you doing?
Prince Edward's Thoughts on Nathaniel's Admiration
Prince Edward Nathaniel likes the way I leap?
A Compliment About Appearance
Kevin Doyle You kind of look like a shiny mermaid.
Hop
David Hasselhoff Expresses His Enthusiasm
David Hasselhoff Stop, stop, stop, stop! I don't wanna hear it anymore.
[music stops]
Fred Oh, c'mon, Mr. Hoff, we've been waiting all day. Give the guy a chance.
David Hasselhoff I gave him a chance. I didn't like it. I loved it!
[drumroll as the camera moves closer to him]
E.B. WOO-HOO! Yes!
David Hasselhoff Hoff knows talent, and that rabbit's got talent!
[laughs]
E.B. Thank you, David Hasselhoff! I will not let you down! This is a golden opportunity and one I intend to realize fully! Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit.
[jumps down from the drum set; pause]
David Hasselhoff Little man, ]. Can you make it to a live taping of the show Saturday night? I'll send a limo.
[[Knight Rider|my best friend's a talking car; E.B. looks at Fred who shrugs; E.B. nods]
Confronting the Enemy in a Strange Land
Prince Edward (holding a construction worker at swordpoint) Are you in league with the wicked old hag who sent my poor Giselle to this foul place... Arty?
SFPD Background Check Compliance Statement
Tom Wachowski SFPD, pending background check. Paws in the air!
['''Sonic''': Uh, meow?]
Hop
Struggles with Parental Expectations and Identity
E.B. Look, I'm supposed to take over this year, but...I ran away.
Fred Are you crazy? Who wouldn't wanna be the Easter Bunny? That's, like, the greatest job ever.
E.B. Yeah, you'd think so, but it's what my dad wants, not me. He expects so much. What's left of me to do but let him down?
Fred Hmm, sounds familiar. Sometimes fathers just don't get it.
E.B. H-He told me I only ever think of myself!
[frustrated]
Fred Other times they hit the nail right on the head.
E.B. C'mon, Fred. I know we said we'd go our own separate ways, but please, you gotta protect me.
Fred Look, I'm sorry, but I can't really leave you places, I can't really take you places, and I gotta go to my sister's play tonight.
E.B. Oh, I like plays.
[looks up with sad eyes]
Fred We should go see a play that my sister's not in and my family will not be attending.
E.B. I understand. Just drop me off at the bus station. I'm sure I'll be fine. I could be one of those street drummers...with a bucket!
[pause]
Casual Conversation About Food Choices
Richard White We're having beef, honey. You want the tofu wrap or the veggie wrap? You okay?
[''notices Lois' disheveled look and silence'']
Lois Lane Uh-huh!
Richard White Where've you been?
Lois Lane I was...up on the roof! Getting some air.
[''awkward pause'']
Richard White Tell the truth now. Were you smoking?
[''looks around at Clark and Jimmy. Jimmy awkwardly stuffs his face'']
Lois Lane ....No.
Emotional Response to the Keller Wedding
Kevin Doyle I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding.
Understanding Wolverine's Adamantium Skeleton and Mutation
Jean Grey The metal is an alloy called adamantium. Supposedly indestructible. It's surgically grafted onto his entire skeleton.
Storm How could he have survived a procedure like that?
Grey His mutation. He has uncharted regenerative capability, which enable him to heal rapidly. It also makes his age impossible to determine. He could very well be older than you, Professor.
Cyclops Who did this to him?
Grey He doesn't know nor can he remember anything about his life before it happened.
Professor Xavier Experimentation on mutants. It's not unheard of, but I have never seen anything like this before.
Questioning Enrollment in the Program
Steve Clark You signed me up for the program?
[shouts]
Prince Edward Discovers the Television Remote
Prince Edward (after finding the television remote at a hotel he is staying at) It appears this odd little box controls the magic mirror!
A Debate on Superhero Costumes
Wolverine You actually go outside in these things?
Cyclops Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?
Questioning Changes in Lois Lane's Perspective
Richard White So, I've noticed you've been acting a little different lately.
Lois Lane Have I?
Richard White You know, Lois... that article that you wrote-
Lois Lane Why the World Doesn't Need Superman"?
Richard White No, no, no. No, the other one from years ago, before we met?
Lois Lane Well, which article? I wrote dozens about him. I was practically his press agent.
Richard White I Spent the Night with Superman".
Lois Lane Richard. Come on. It was the title of an interview. Plus, it was your Uncle Perry's idea.
Richard White No, I know. It's okay.
Lois Lane Richard... it was a long time ago.
Richard White Were you in love with him?
Lois Lane He was Superman. Everyone was in love with him.
Richard White But were you?
Lois Lane No.
[''long pause'']
Self-Confidence in Sleep
Prince Edward I'm handsome even when I sleep?
Hop
Balancing Family Responsibilities and Creative Aspirations
Mrs. Beck So, recent employment history... You haven't worked in a year?
Fred Yeah, my parents have moved in with me. That has sort of been a full-time job.
Fred It’s fine. It just gets in the way of writing my novel, is all.
Mrs. Beck You're writing a novel? What's that about?
Fred It's, uh, it's about a crippled soldier, who in the future goes to another planet, and becomes one of the indigenous people who are, uh, blue and live in a forest.
Mrs. Beck That's not ]?
[[Avatar (2009 film)|Avatar]
Fred Not really.
Mrs. Beck So why don’t we, uh, take a walk and I can tell you a little bit about the company.
Fred Okay.
Hop
Unexpected Revelations Between Friends
E.B. Fred, I've just had an idea. When I'm a famous rock star, I'm going to buy a mansion just like this, and make you sleep in the garage in a topsy-turvy switcheroo. What do you think?
Fred Oh, man. My sister's here!
E.B. You never told me you had a sister. There's still so much we don't know about each other, Fred.
Fred Oh, man. If she goes upstairs, I'm dead.
E.B. Why?
Fred Why? Let me take you back to this morning when you flooded the bathroom and you trashed the bedroom Remember that?
E.B. Fred, leave this to me. I'll smooth it out with her. Ow! Hey!
Fred Look at me. One word out of you, and ]. You got it? Okay, I'm going to run interference. I need you to sneak upstairs and clean up, quietly.
[[Looney Tunes: Back in Action|it's rabbit season]