Disturbing Behavior - Embrace the essence of the game.
Steve Clark:
Be the ball.
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Disturbing Behavior - Questioning Enrollment in the Program
Steve Clark: [shouts]
You signed me up for the program?
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Disturbing Behavior - The Pervasiveness of Evil Unveiled
Steve Clark:
I had no idea the evil was this pervasive.
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Disenchanted - Change Your World If You Disagree
Prince Edward:
If this world is not to your liking, then you must change it.
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Disenchanted - Prince Edward Celebrates Growing Family Size
Prince Edward:
Congratulations on the increasing size of your progeny.
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Walk of Shame - A Misunderstanding Over Lunch Plans
Impound Woman:
Are you trying to bribe me?
Meghan:
No.
Impound Woman: [[w:Quiznos|Quiznos]
That's a shame. You know, I'm thinking ] for lunch today.
Meghan:
How much?
Impound Woman:
$500.
Meghan:
Quiznos does not cost $500!
Meghan:
Fuck!... This!
Meghan:
Yeah! Suck it, lady!
Meghan:
Come on. Go. Come on. Go. Come on. Go, go, go, go. Come on. Come on. No, no, no, no, no.
Gordon:
I know you. You're stuck again.
Meghan:
You gonna--
Gordon:
Hi. I'm Gordon. I'm-- From last night. How you doing?
Meghan:
How you doing?
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Walk of Shame - Testing Comfort in Social Situations
Rose:
Denise, four-point douche test. Go.
Gordon:
What?
Denise: [[w:strip club|strip club]
Have you ever been to a ]?
Gordon:
Yes, but they make me uncomfortable.
Denise:
What do you call your penis?
Gordon:
My penis.
Denise:
That's hot.
Rose:
Denise, Focus.
Denise: [[w:Robert Pattinson|Robert Pattinson]
Sorry. How do you feel about ]?
Gordon:
Not my favorite actor.
Denise:
You shut your mouth.
Gordon:
Okay.
Denise:
Can I get a "whoop, whoop"?
Gordon:
Whoop, whoop.
Denise:
No. Don't ever do that again.
Denise: [[w:Fuck, marry, kill|Kill an innocent dog or cheat on your girlfriend]
]?
Gordon:
Cheat on my girlfriend. I'm not going to kill an innocent dog. That's sick.
Denise:
You passed.
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Walk of Shame - Debate Over Hidden Truths and Visibility
Denise: [[w:Los Angeles Metro Rail|subway in Los Angeles]
He is lying to us, there is no ].
Gordon:
Yes, there is!
Denise:
Where? How come I've never seen it?
Gordon:
It's underground.
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Walk of Shame - Confrontation Over Trust and Protection
Rose: [[w:psychopathy|psycho]
You better be telling the truth, ], because I will out-psycho you. And if you hurt Meghan, I will reign fucking fury down on you.
Gordon:
Relax. Where do you live?
Rose:
Where the fuck is that?
Gordon: [[w:Sixth Street Viaduct|Sixth Street bridge]
It's downtown near the ].
Rose:
People live there?
Gordon:
Yeah. I do.
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Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues - News Crew Engages in Comedic Banter
BBC Anchor: [[w:BBC|BBC; BBC news team shouts]
Wait! Here's a headline for you: "Moronic Yank Wanker-man Gets a Bloody Good Hiding From Newsreader From a Superior Country." For we are the ] News Service!
Ron Burgundy:
Oh, not now!
Jack Lime: [To his news team]
Fall back, fall back.
Wesley Jackson: [[w:MTV|MTV]
If y'all gonna get down, then Wesley Jackson and the ] news crew want in!
Brian Fantana:
What's "MTV"?
Ron Burgundy:
I think it's a venereal disease.
Wesley Jackson: [MTV news team shouts]
The most requested video of the day: A new band called "Burgundy sucking chest wound"!
Jill Jansen:
It wouldn't be a battle without Jill Jansen...
Wendy Van Peel:
And Wendy Van Peel, from Entertainment News.
BBC Anchor:
Entertainment News is an abomination!
Wendy Van Peel:
Who are you wearing today? Oh, look, it's your own blood!
Jill Jansen:
Today's celebrity birthdays: None. Today's celebrity deaths: All you dick-licks!
Brian Fantana:
I like how they're put together.
Champ Kind:
I like fighting girls.
Jill Jansen:
I like to cunt-punt cowboys.
Wendy Van Peel:
You eat pussy?
Jill Jansen:
You're gonna.
Scott Riles: [Canada News Team shouts]
HEEEEYYY! There's not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles and the incredibly polite Canadian News Team.
Quebec News Anchor:
What about the French-speaking Quebec News? The real voice of Canada!
Scott Riles:
Give it a rest, eh?
Champ Kind:
Give me a break! They can't have news. Nothing happens in Canada!
Scott Riles:
We're gonna mop the floor with ya! We're gonna put the boots to ya! Sorry.
Quebec News Anchor:
Sorry. We're gonna gouge yer eyes out, and kick yer head in!
Scott Riles and Quebec News Anchor:
Sorry!
Brick Tamland: [[w:Canada Dry|your ginger ale]
...I like ]!
Jeff Bullington: [[w:ESPN|ESPN]
Jeff Bullington, ], all sports. Tonight's Play of the Day is me, extracting your spine from your dead body!
Brian Fantana:
Holy shit, there's a lot of news!
Ron Burgundy:
It's true, the market has become saturated.
History Network Host: [History Network team shouts]
Hey! The History Network wants in on this. We're news too! Only news told much, much later!
Ron Burgundy: [[w:Stonewall Jackson|Stonewall Jackson]
Wait a minute, is that the ghost of ] with you?
History Network Host: [[w:Minotaur|minotaur]
Yes, it is. And the mighty ]!
Jack Lime:
Eh, I don't know about this, man. The minotaur isn't even history. It's mythology!
Ron Burgundy:
Hey, let's not downplay the fact that that's the ghost of Stonewall Jackson!
Ghost of Stonewall Jackson:
May the Lord anoint this hallowed field of battle.
Mack Tannen:
You guys got room in this battle for an old war horse?
Ron Burgundy:
Mack Tannen? What are you doing here, you're too old for this!
Mack Tannen:
Well, you see, there's the thing: When there's an early moon, I almost feel like a stallion again!
Champ Kind:
He's on our side, right Ron?
Ron Burgundy:
He's a were-hyena!
Wesley Jackson: [[w:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson; [w:Michael Jackson's Thriller|video idea]
I'm gonna call ], I got a ]!
Ron Burgundy:
Alright, everyone, listen up! By virtue of being on this battlefield, there is no return! People will die!
Jill Jansen: [Quietly]
I'm so horny right now.
Ron Burgundy:
Some will be disfigured! In some cases, lasting friendships will be made! And as usual: No touching of the hair and face!
Scott Riles:
C'mon! What do we look like, rookies?
Scott Riles and Quebec News anchor:
Sorry.
Ron Burgundy:
When El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds, blows the battle horn, let the battle begin!
El Trousias: [Blows her horn]
I am El Trousias! Hear my sirens song!
Jeff Bullington:
El Trousias...the juiciest, hmm!
El Trousias: [Finishes blowing her horn]
...That means you can start.
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Superman Returns - Unexpected Arrival Through Flight
Lois Lane:
How did you get here?
Richard White:
I flew.
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Superman Returns - Casual Conversation About Food Choices
Richard White: [''notices Lois' disheveled look and silence'']
We're having beef, honey. You want the tofu wrap or the veggie wrap? You okay?
Lois Lane:
Uh-huh!
Richard White:
Where've you been?
Lois Lane: [''awkward pause'']
I was...up on the roof! Getting some air.
Richard White: [''looks around at Clark and Jimmy. Jimmy awkwardly stuffs his face'']
Tell the truth now. Were you smoking?
Lois Lane:
....No.
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Superman Returns - Superman's Unique Hearing Ability Explained
Richard White:
So with the Super-Hearing does he hear each sound by itself or everything all at once?
Lois Lane:
Both.
Richard White:
He's certainly a lot taller than I thought.
Lois Lane:
6'4".
Richard White:
I love that he can see through anything. I'd have fun with that.
Lois Lane:
Anything but lead.
Richard White:
I bet he's-
Lois Lane:
225 pounds, faster than a speeding bullet, draws his powers from the sun, invulnerable to anything but Kryptonite, and he never lies.
Richard White:
Kryptonite?
Lois Lane:
Radioactive pieces of his homeworld. It's deadly. To him.
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Superman Returns - Questioning Changes in Lois Lane's Perspective
Richard White:
So, I've noticed you've been acting a little different lately.
Lois Lane:
Have I?
Richard White:
You know, Lois... that article that you wrote-
Lois Lane:
Why the World Doesn't Need Superman"?
Richard White:
No, no, no. No, the other one from years ago, before we met?
Lois Lane:
Well, which article? I wrote dozens about him. I was practically his press agent.
Richard White:
I Spent the Night with Superman".
Lois Lane:
Richard. Come on. It was the title of an interview. Plus, it was your Uncle Perry's idea.
Richard White:
No, I know. It's okay.
Lois Lane:
Richard... it was a long time ago.
Richard White:
Were you in love with him?
Lois Lane:
He was Superman. Everyone was in love with him.
Richard White:
But were you?
Lois Lane: [''long pause'']
No.
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Superman Returns - Introducing Characters in Superman Returns Scene
Lois Lane:
Clark, Richard. Richard, Clark.
Richard White:
Richard White.
Lois Lane:
Richard's an assistant editor who basically saved our international section. He's also a pilot and he loves horror movies. Clark is... well, he's Clark.
Richard White:
Good to finally meet you, I've heard so much.
Clark Kent:
Oh, you have?
Richard White:
Yeah, Jimmy just won't shut up about you.
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27 Dresses - Emotional Response to the Keller Wedding
Kevin Doyle:
I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding.
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27 Dresses - Prioritizing Others' Memories Over Your Own
Kevin Doyle:
You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!
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27 Dresses - A Compliment About Appearance
Kevin Doyle:
You kind of look like a shiny mermaid.
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27 Dresses - The Complexity of Love and Patience
Kevin Doyle:
Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind.
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Hop - A Plea to Stay Together
Fred:
Goodbye!
E.B.:
But I want to stay with you! Fred, please, don’t go.
Fred:
I'm already late. So go away.
E.B.: [follows Fred]
Oh, come on, man. Fred, mate! I'll behave. I'll clean up this mess. I'll do the dishes!
Fred:
Not your problem. There's no dishes in the wild.
E.B.:
No, Fred, but... I'm special!
Fred:
Well, we're all special.
E.B.: [jumps onto Fred's car; crouches and lets some candy out]
You're not getting it. I don't mean special as in "everybody's special", like we're different. I mean I'm really special.
Fred:
What're you doing?
E.B.: [stands up]
See?
Fred: [looks behind E.B.]
Jelly beans?
E.B.:
Mmm-hmm.
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Hop - Struggles with Parental Expectations and Identity
E.B.:
Look, I'm supposed to take over this year, but...I ran away.
Fred:
Are you crazy? Who wouldn't wanna be the Easter Bunny? That's, like, the greatest job ever.
E.B.:
Yeah, you'd think so, but it's what my dad wants, not me. He expects so much. What's left of me to do but let him down?
Fred:
Hmm, sounds familiar. Sometimes fathers just don't get it.
E.B.: [frustrated]
H-He told me I only ever think of myself!
Fred:
Other times they hit the nail right on the head.
E.B.:
C'mon, Fred. I know we said we'd go our own separate ways, but please, you gotta protect me.
Fred:
Look, I'm sorry, but I can't really leave you places, I can't really take you places, and I gotta go to my sister's play tonight.
E.B.: [looks up with sad eyes]
Oh, I like plays.
Fred:
We should go see a play that my sister's not in and my family will not be attending.
E.B.: [pause]
I understand. Just drop me off at the bus station. I'm sure I'll be fine. I could be one of those street drummers...with a bucket!
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Hop - Unexpected Revelations Between Friends
E.B.:
Fred, I've just had an idea. When I'm a famous rock star, I'm going to buy a mansion just like this, and make you sleep in the garage in a topsy-turvy switcheroo. What do you think?
Fred:
Oh, man. My sister's here!
E.B.:
You never told me you had a sister. There's still so much we don't know about each other, Fred.
Fred:
Oh, man. If she goes upstairs, I'm dead.
E.B.:
Why?
Fred:
Why? Let me take you back to this morning when you flooded the bathroom and you trashed the bedroom Remember that?
E.B.:
Fred, leave this to me. I'll smooth it out with her. Ow! Hey!
Fred: [[Looney Tunes: Back in Action|it's rabbit season]
Look at me. One word out of you, and ]. You got it? Okay, I'm going to run interference. I need you to sneak upstairs and clean up, quietly.
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Hop - Balancing Family Responsibilities and Creative Aspirations
Mrs. Beck:
So, recent employment history... You haven't worked in a year?
Fred:
Yeah, my parents have moved in with me. That has sort of been a full-time job.
Fred:
It’s fine. It just gets in the way of writing my novel, is all.
Mrs. Beck:
You're writing a novel? What's that about?
Fred:
It's, uh, it's about a crippled soldier, who in the future goes to another planet, and becomes one of the indigenous people who are, uh, blue and live in a forest.
Mrs. Beck: [[Avatar (2009 film)|Avatar]
That's not ]?
Fred:
Not really.
Mrs. Beck:
So why don’t we, uh, take a walk and I can tell you a little bit about the company.
Fred:
Okay.
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Hop - Job Interview and Unwanted Company
Fred: [parks the car]
Oh man, I'm really late.
E.B.:
Late for what? What are we doing?
Fred:
I have a job interview. You're staying here.
E.B.:
But here's boring. Lemme come with you. I could be a job reference.
Fred: [gets out of the car]
Thank you, I appreciate it. Look, I really need this job, and I don't think anyone in there is gonna be able to handle you. I'm not sure I can handle you. So just do me a favor, wait in the car.
E.B.:
Fred, I don't wanna get your hopes up, but I think you're definitely gonna get this job.
Fred: [walks away]
Be good.
E.B.:
Yes, sir. I'll stay here and guard the vehicle.
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Hop - A Fresh Start for Fred
Fred:
Alright, look, if it means that much to you, then I'll swing by.
Sam O'Hare:
No, Fred. No, you don't swing by, okay? You shower, you shave, and you show up. The 3 "Shh"s! Come on, Fred, you've got to start your life. Think of this as a reboot.
Fred:
Right.
Sam:
It's time.
Fred: [pause; Sam squints]
Y'know what, you're right. In a couple of months... In a couple of weeks, you're gonna see a whole new Fred. Yeah. By Easter. Easter's in two weeks. By Easter, I'm gonna get a new job, a new place, a new life.
Sam:
Great!
Fred: [picks up his bag]
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go sleep in my car.
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Hop - David Hasselhoff Expresses His Enthusiasm
David Hasselhoff: [music stops]
Stop, stop, stop, stop! I don't wanna hear it anymore.
Fred:
Oh, c'mon, Mr. Hoff, we've been waiting all day. Give the guy a chance.
David Hasselhoff: [drumroll as the camera moves closer to him]
I gave him a chance. I didn't like it. I loved it!
E.B.:
WOO-HOO! Yes!
David Hasselhoff: [laughs]
Hoff knows talent, and that rabbit's got talent!
E.B.: [jumps down from the drum set; pause]
Thank you, David Hasselhoff! I will not let you down! This is a golden opportunity and one I intend to realize fully! Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit.
David Hasselhoff: [[Knight Rider|my best friend's a talking car; E.B. looks at Fred who shrugs; E.B. nods]
Little man, ]. Can you make it to a live taping of the show Saturday night? I'll send a limo.
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Enchanted - A Prince's Gratitude to His Bride's Caretakers
Prince Edward:
(to Robert and Morgan) Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.
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Enchanted - Prince Edward Discovers the Television Remote
Prince Edward:
(after finding the television remote at a hotel he is staying at) It appears this odd little box controls the magic mirror!
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Enchanted - Self-Confidence in Sleep
Prince Edward:
I'm handsome even when I sleep?
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Enchanted - Prince Edward's Thoughts on Nathaniel's Admiration
Prince Edward:
Nathaniel likes the way I leap?
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Enchanted - Confronting the Enemy in a Strange Land
Prince Edward:
(holding a construction worker at swordpoint) Are you in league with the wicked old hag who sent my poor Giselle to this foul place... Arty?
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X-Men - Proving Identity Among Friends
Wolverine: [To the startled Storm and Cyclops after battle with Mystique]
Hey, hey, hey, it's me.
Cyclops: [Holding onto his visor]
Prove it.
Wolverine:
You're a dick.
Cyclops: [Releases his visor, amused]
Okay.
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X-Men - A Debate on Superhero Costumes
Wolverine:
You actually go outside in these things?
Cyclops:
Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?
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X-Men - X-Men - Dialogue 4
Wolverine:
You gonna tell me to stay away from your girl?
Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.
Wolverine:
Well then, I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do you, Cyclops?
Cyclops: [grins]
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Better be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan – stay away from my girl.
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X-Men - Understanding Wolverine's Adamantium Skeleton and Mutation
Jean Grey:
The metal is an alloy called adamantium. Supposedly indestructible. It's surgically grafted onto his entire skeleton.
Storm:
How could he have survived a procedure like that?
Grey:
His mutation. He has uncharted regenerative capability, which enable him to heal rapidly. It also makes his age impossible to determine. He could very well be older than you, Professor.
Cyclops:
Who did this to him?
Grey:
He doesn't know nor can he remember anything about his life before it happened.
Professor Xavier:
Experimentation on mutants. It's not unheard of, but I have never seen anything like this before.
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Sonic the Hedgehog - Doctor Robotnik's Dismissive Remarks to Tom
Tom Wachowski:
Mr...?
Robotnik:
Doctor. Doctor Robotnik. But my dentist calls me "Rob".
Tom Wachowski:
Look, uh... Doctor "Robot-skis", um, I'm sure what you're here for is very serious, but it's got nothing to do with me! You can ask anyone in town. Everyone knows me.
Robotnik: [contemptuous; mimes blowing on a bottle and slapping his knee]
I bet they do. I'm sure you're hella popular with the Jebs and Merls and Billy Bobs in this glorified gas station rest stop. Bet you go way back to the days of tipping cows and playin in a jug band! And maybe someday, you'll achieve your goal of getting a Costco card or adopting a Labradoodle, but the reality is, I surpassed everything you're ever going to do before I was a toddler! I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula!
Tom Wachowski:
I was breastfed, actually.
Robotnik:
Nice. Rub that in my orphan face.
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Sonic the Hedgehog - Understanding Friendship Through a Unique Perspective
Tom Wachowski:
That little alien... knew more about being human... than you ever will. His name is Sonic. This was his home. And he was my friend.
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Sonic the Hedgehog - SFPD Background Check Compliance Statement
Tom Wachowski: ['''Sonic''': Uh, meow?]
SFPD, pending background check. Paws in the air!
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