Memorable Quotes from James Marsden
38 quotesConfrontation Over Trust and Protection
Rose
You better be telling the truth, ], because I will out-psycho you. And if you hurt Meghan, I will reign fucking fury down on you.
[[w:psychopathy|psycho]
Gordon
Relax. Where do you live?
Rose
Where the fuck is that?
Gordon
It's downtown near the ].
[[w:Sixth Street Viaduct|Sixth Street bridge]
Rose
People live there?
Gordon
Yeah. I do.
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Embrace the essence of the game.
Steve Clark
Be the ball.
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Testing Comfort in Social Situations
Rose
Denise, four-point douche test. Go.
Gordon
What?
Denise
Have you ever been to a ]?
[[w:strip club|strip club]
Gordon
Yes, but they make me uncomfortable.
Denise
What do you call your penis?
Gordon
My penis.
Denise
That's hot.
Rose
Denise, Focus.
Denise
Sorry. How do you feel about ]?
[[w:Robert Pattinson|Robert Pattinson]
Gordon
Not my favorite actor.
Denise
You shut your mouth.
Gordon
Okay.
Denise
Can I get a "whoop, whoop"?
Gordon
Whoop, whoop.
Denise
No. Don't ever do that again.
Denise
]?
[[w:Fuck, marry, kill|Kill an innocent dog or cheat on your girlfriend]
Gordon
Cheat on my girlfriend. I'm not going to kill an innocent dog. That's sick.
Denise
You passed.
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Superman's Unique Hearing Ability Explained
Richard White
So with the Super-Hearing does he hear each sound by itself or everything all at once?
Lois Lane
Both.
Richard White
He's certainly a lot taller than I thought.
Lois Lane
6'4".
Richard White
I love that he can see through anything. I'd have fun with that.
Lois Lane
Anything but lead.
Richard White
I bet he's-
Lois Lane
225 pounds, faster than a speeding bullet, draws his powers from the sun, invulnerable to anything but Kryptonite, and he never lies.
Richard White
Kryptonite?
Lois Lane
Radioactive pieces of his homeworld. It's deadly. To him.
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Job Interview and Unwanted Company
Fred
Oh man, I'm really late.
[parks the car]
E.B.
Late for what? What are we doing?
Fred
I have a job interview. You're staying here.
E.B.
But here's boring. Lemme come with you. I could be a job reference.
Fred
Thank you, I appreciate it. Look, I really need this job, and I don't think anyone in there is gonna be able to handle you. I'm not sure I can handle you. So just do me a favor, wait in the car.
[gets out of the car]
E.B.
Fred, I don't wanna get your hopes up, but I think you're definitely gonna get this job.
Fred
Be good.
[walks away]
E.B.
Yes, sir. I'll stay here and guard the vehicle.
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Prioritizing Others' Memories Over Your Own
Kevin Doyle
You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!
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Change Your World If You Disagree
Prince Edward
If this world is not to your liking, then you must change it.
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Introducing Characters in Superman Returns Scene
Lois Lane
Clark, Richard. Richard, Clark.
Richard White
Richard White.
Lois Lane
Richard's an assistant editor who basically saved our international section. He's also a pilot and he loves horror movies. Clark is... well, he's Clark.
Richard White
Good to finally meet you, I've heard so much.
Clark Kent
Oh, you have?
Richard White
Yeah, Jimmy just won't shut up about you.
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Unexpected Arrival Through Flight
Lois Lane
How did you get here?
Richard White
I flew.
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Debate Over Hidden Truths and Visibility
Denise
He is lying to us, there is no ].
[[w:Los Angeles Metro Rail|subway in Los Angeles]
Gordon
Yes, there is!
Denise
Where? How come I've never seen it?
Gordon
It's underground.
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Proving Identity Among Friends
Wolverine
Hey, hey, hey, it's me.
[To the startled Storm and Cyclops after battle with Mystique]
Cyclops
Prove it.
[Holding onto his visor]
Wolverine
You're a dick.
Cyclops
Okay.
[Releases his visor, amused]
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X-Men - Dialogue 4
Wolverine
You gonna tell me to stay away from your girl?
Cyclops
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.
Wolverine
Well then, I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do you, Cyclops?
Cyclops
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Better be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan – stay away from my girl.
[grins]
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A Prince's Gratitude to His Bride's Caretakers
Prince Edward
(to Robert and Morgan) Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.
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Understanding Friendship Through a Unique Perspective
Tom Wachowski
That little alien... knew more about being human... than you ever will. His name is Sonic. This was his home. And he was my friend.
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The Pervasiveness of Evil Unveiled
Steve Clark
I had no idea the evil was this pervasive.
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News Crew Engages in Comedic Banter
BBC Anchor
Wait! Here's a headline for you: "Moronic Yank Wanker-man Gets a Bloody Good Hiding From Newsreader From a Superior Country." For we are the ] News Service!
[[w:BBC|BBC; BBC news team shouts]
Ron Burgundy
Oh, not now!
Jack Lime
Fall back, fall back.
[To his news team]
Wesley Jackson
If y'all gonna get down, then Wesley Jackson and the ] news crew want in!
[[w:MTV|MTV]
Brian Fantana
What's "MTV"?
Ron Burgundy
I think it's a venereal disease.
Wesley Jackson
The most requested video of the day: A new band called "Burgundy sucking chest wound"!
[MTV news team shouts]
Jill Jansen
It wouldn't be a battle without Jill Jansen...
Wendy Van Peel
And Wendy Van Peel, from Entertainment News.
BBC Anchor
Entertainment News is an abomination!
Wendy Van Peel
Who are you wearing today? Oh, look, it's your own blood!
Jill Jansen
Today's celebrity birthdays: None. Today's celebrity deaths: All you dick-licks!
Brian Fantana
I like how they're put together.
Champ Kind
I like fighting girls.
Jill Jansen
I like to cunt-punt cowboys.
Wendy Van Peel
You eat pussy?
Jill Jansen
You're gonna.
Scott Riles
HEEEEYYY! There's not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles and the incredibly polite Canadian News Team.
[Canada News Team shouts]
Quebec News Anchor
What about the French-speaking Quebec News? The real voice of Canada!
Scott Riles
Give it a rest, eh?
Champ Kind
Give me a break! They can't have news. Nothing happens in Canada!
Scott Riles
We're gonna mop the floor with ya! We're gonna put the boots to ya! Sorry.
Quebec News Anchor
Sorry. We're gonna gouge yer eyes out, and kick yer head in!
Scott Riles and Quebec News Anchor
Sorry!
Brick Tamland
...I like ]!
[[w:Canada Dry|your ginger ale]
Jeff Bullington
Jeff Bullington, ], all sports. Tonight's Play of the Day is me, extracting your spine from your dead body!
[[w:ESPN|ESPN]
Brian Fantana
Holy shit, there's a lot of news!
Ron Burgundy
It's true, the market has become saturated.
History Network Host
Hey! The History Network wants in on this. We're news too! Only news told much, much later!
[History Network team shouts]
Ron Burgundy
Wait a minute, is that the ghost of ] with you?
[[w:Stonewall Jackson|Stonewall Jackson]
History Network Host
Yes, it is. And the mighty ]!
[[w:Minotaur|minotaur]
Jack Lime
Eh, I don't know about this, man. The minotaur isn't even history. It's mythology!
Ron Burgundy
Hey, let's not downplay the fact that that's the ghost of Stonewall Jackson!
Ghost of Stonewall Jackson
May the Lord anoint this hallowed field of battle.
Mack Tannen
You guys got room in this battle for an old war horse?
Ron Burgundy
Mack Tannen? What are you doing here, you're too old for this!
Mack Tannen
Well, you see, there's the thing: When there's an early moon, I almost feel like a stallion again!
Champ Kind
He's on our side, right Ron?
Ron Burgundy
He's a were-hyena!
Wesley Jackson
I'm gonna call ], I got a ]!
[[w:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson; [w:Michael Jackson's Thriller|video idea]
Ron Burgundy
Alright, everyone, listen up! By virtue of being on this battlefield, there is no return! People will die!
Jill Jansen
I'm so horny right now.
[Quietly]
Ron Burgundy
Some will be disfigured! In some cases, lasting friendships will be made! And as usual: No touching of the hair and face!
Scott Riles
C'mon! What do we look like, rookies?
Scott Riles and Quebec News anchor
Sorry.
Ron Burgundy
When El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds, blows the battle horn, let the battle begin!
El Trousias
I am El Trousias! Hear my sirens song!
[Blows her horn]
Jeff Bullington
El Trousias...the juiciest, hmm!
El Trousias
...That means you can start.
[Finishes blowing her horn]
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A Plea to Stay Together
Fred
Goodbye!
E.B.
But I want to stay with you! Fred, please, don’t go.
Fred
I'm already late. So go away.
E.B.
Oh, come on, man. Fred, mate! I'll behave. I'll clean up this mess. I'll do the dishes!
[follows Fred]
Fred
Not your problem. There's no dishes in the wild.
E.B.
No, Fred, but... I'm special!
Fred
Well, we're all special.
E.B.
You're not getting it. I don't mean special as in "everybody's special", like we're different. I mean I'm really special.
[jumps onto Fred's car; crouches and lets some candy out]
Fred
What're you doing?
E.B.
See?
[stands up]
Fred
Jelly beans?
[looks behind E.B.]
E.B.
Mmm-hmm.
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The Complexity of Love and Patience
Kevin Doyle
Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind.
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Prince Edward Celebrates Growing Family Size
Prince Edward
Congratulations on the increasing size of your progeny.
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A Fresh Start for Fred
Fred
Alright, look, if it means that much to you, then I'll swing by.
Sam O'Hare
No, Fred. No, you don't swing by, okay? You shower, you shave, and you show up. The 3 "Shh"s! Come on, Fred, you've got to start your life. Think of this as a reboot.
Fred
Right.
Sam
It's time.
Fred
Y'know what, you're right. In a couple of months... In a couple of weeks, you're gonna see a whole new Fred. Yeah. By Easter. Easter's in two weeks. By Easter, I'm gonna get a new job, a new place, a new life.
[pause; Sam squints]
Sam
Great!
Fred
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go sleep in my car.
[picks up his bag]
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Doctor Robotnik's Dismissive Remarks to Tom
Tom Wachowski
Mr...?
Robotnik
Doctor. Doctor Robotnik. But my dentist calls me "Rob".
Tom Wachowski
Look, uh... Doctor "Robot-skis", um, I'm sure what you're here for is very serious, but it's got nothing to do with me! You can ask anyone in town. Everyone knows me.
Robotnik
I bet they do. I'm sure you're hella popular with the Jebs and Merls and Billy Bobs in this glorified gas station rest stop. Bet you go way back to the days of tipping cows and playin in a jug band! And maybe someday, you'll achieve your goal of getting a Costco card or adopting a Labradoodle, but the reality is, I surpassed everything you're ever going to do before I was a toddler! I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula!
[contemptuous; mimes blowing on a bottle and slapping his knee]
Tom Wachowski
I was breastfed, actually.
Robotnik
Nice. Rub that in my orphan face.
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A Misunderstanding Over Lunch Plans
Impound Woman
Are you trying to bribe me?
Meghan
No.
Impound Woman
That's a shame. You know, I'm thinking ] for lunch today.
[[w:Quiznos|Quiznos]
Meghan
How much?
Impound Woman
$500.
Meghan
Quiznos does not cost $500!
Meghan
Fuck!... This!
Meghan
Yeah! Suck it, lady!
Meghan
Come on. Go. Come on. Go. Come on. Go, go, go, go. Come on. Come on. No, no, no, no, no.
Gordon
I know you. You're stuck again.
Meghan
You gonna--
Gordon
Hi. I'm Gordon. I'm-- From last night. How you doing?
Meghan
How you doing?
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Prince Edward's Thoughts on Nathaniel's Admiration
Prince Edward
Nathaniel likes the way I leap?
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A Compliment About Appearance
Kevin Doyle
You kind of look like a shiny mermaid.
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David Hasselhoff Expresses His Enthusiasm
David Hasselhoff
Stop, stop, stop, stop! I don't wanna hear it anymore.
[music stops]
Fred
Oh, c'mon, Mr. Hoff, we've been waiting all day. Give the guy a chance.
David Hasselhoff
I gave him a chance. I didn't like it. I loved it!
[drumroll as the camera moves closer to him]
E.B.
WOO-HOO! Yes!
David Hasselhoff
Hoff knows talent, and that rabbit's got talent!
[laughs]
E.B.
Thank you, David Hasselhoff! I will not let you down! This is a golden opportunity and one I intend to realize fully! Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit.
[jumps down from the drum set; pause]
David Hasselhoff
Little man, ]. Can you make it to a live taping of the show Saturday night? I'll send a limo.
[[Knight Rider|my best friend's a talking car; E.B. looks at Fred who shrugs; E.B. nods]
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Confronting the Enemy in a Strange Land
Prince Edward
(holding a construction worker at swordpoint) Are you in league with the wicked old hag who sent my poor Giselle to this foul place... Arty?
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SFPD Background Check Compliance Statement
Tom Wachowski
SFPD, pending background check. Paws in the air!
['''Sonic''': Uh, meow?]
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Struggles with Parental Expectations and Identity
E.B.
Look, I'm supposed to take over this year, but...I ran away.
Fred
Are you crazy? Who wouldn't wanna be the Easter Bunny? That's, like, the greatest job ever.
E.B.
Yeah, you'd think so, but it's what my dad wants, not me. He expects so much. What's left of me to do but let him down?
Fred
Hmm, sounds familiar. Sometimes fathers just don't get it.
E.B.
H-He told me I only ever think of myself!
[frustrated]
Fred
Other times they hit the nail right on the head.
E.B.
C'mon, Fred. I know we said we'd go our own separate ways, but please, you gotta protect me.
Fred
Look, I'm sorry, but I can't really leave you places, I can't really take you places, and I gotta go to my sister's play tonight.
E.B.
Oh, I like plays.
[looks up with sad eyes]
Fred
We should go see a play that my sister's not in and my family will not be attending.
E.B.
I understand. Just drop me off at the bus station. I'm sure I'll be fine. I could be one of those street drummers...with a bucket!
[pause]
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Casual Conversation About Food Choices
Richard White
We're having beef, honey. You want the tofu wrap or the veggie wrap? You okay?
[''notices Lois' disheveled look and silence'']
Lois Lane
Uh-huh!
Richard White
Where've you been?
Lois Lane
I was...up on the roof! Getting some air.
[''awkward pause'']
Richard White
Tell the truth now. Were you smoking?
[''looks around at Clark and Jimmy. Jimmy awkwardly stuffs his face'']
Lois Lane
....No.
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Emotional Response to the Keller Wedding
Kevin Doyle
I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding.
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Understanding Wolverine's Adamantium Skeleton and Mutation
Jean Grey
The metal is an alloy called adamantium. Supposedly indestructible. It's surgically grafted onto his entire skeleton.
Storm
How could he have survived a procedure like that?
Grey
His mutation. He has uncharted regenerative capability, which enable him to heal rapidly. It also makes his age impossible to determine. He could very well be older than you, Professor.
Cyclops
Who did this to him?
Grey
He doesn't know nor can he remember anything about his life before it happened.
Professor Xavier
Experimentation on mutants. It's not unheard of, but I have never seen anything like this before.
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Questioning Enrollment in the Program
Steve Clark
You signed me up for the program?
[shouts]
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Prince Edward Discovers the Television Remote
Prince Edward
(after finding the television remote at a hotel he is staying at) It appears this odd little box controls the magic mirror!
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A Debate on Superhero Costumes
Wolverine
You actually go outside in these things?
Cyclops
Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?
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Questioning Changes in Lois Lane's Perspective
Richard White
So, I've noticed you've been acting a little different lately.
Lois Lane
Have I?
Richard White
You know, Lois... that article that you wrote-
Lois Lane
Why the World Doesn't Need Superman"?
Richard White
No, no, no. No, the other one from years ago, before we met?
Lois Lane
Well, which article? I wrote dozens about him. I was practically his press agent.
Richard White
I Spent the Night with Superman".
Lois Lane
Richard. Come on. It was the title of an interview. Plus, it was your Uncle Perry's idea.
Richard White
No, I know. It's okay.
Lois Lane
Richard... it was a long time ago.
Richard White
Were you in love with him?
Lois Lane
He was Superman. Everyone was in love with him.
Richard White
But were you?
Lois Lane
No.
[''long pause'']
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Self-Confidence in Sleep
Prince Edward
I'm handsome even when I sleep?
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Balancing Family Responsibilities and Creative Aspirations
Mrs. Beck
So, recent employment history... You haven't worked in a year?
Fred
Yeah, my parents have moved in with me. That has sort of been a full-time job.
Fred
It’s fine. It just gets in the way of writing my novel, is all.
Mrs. Beck
You're writing a novel? What's that about?
Fred
It's, uh, it's about a crippled soldier, who in the future goes to another planet, and becomes one of the indigenous people who are, uh, blue and live in a forest.
Mrs. Beck
That's not ]?
[[Avatar (2009 film)|Avatar]
Fred
Not really.
Mrs. Beck
So why don’t we, uh, take a walk and I can tell you a little bit about the company.
Fred
Okay.
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Unexpected Revelations Between Friends
E.B.
Fred, I've just had an idea. When I'm a famous rock star, I'm going to buy a mansion just like this, and make you sleep in the garage in a topsy-turvy switcheroo. What do you think?
Fred
Oh, man. My sister's here!
E.B.
You never told me you had a sister. There's still so much we don't know about each other, Fred.
Fred
Oh, man. If she goes upstairs, I'm dead.
E.B.
Why?
Fred
Why? Let me take you back to this morning when you flooded the bathroom and you trashed the bedroom Remember that?
E.B.
Fred, leave this to me. I'll smooth it out with her. Ow! Hey!
Fred
Look at me. One word out of you, and ]. You got it? Okay, I'm going to run interference. I need you to sneak upstairs and clean up, quietly.
[[Looney Tunes: Back in Action|it's rabbit season]
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