The Lost Boys - Cultural Food Preferences in Social Dynamics
Marko:
Feeding time. Come and get it boys.
David:
Chinese, good choice. Over here, bud. Guests first.
Michael:
No.
David:
What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong? Come on!
David:
How are those maggots?
Michael:
Huh?
David:
Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?
Star:
Leave him alone.
David:
Sorry about that. No hard feelings, huh?
Michael:
No.
David:
Why don't you try some noodles?
Michael:
They're worms.
David: [eats some noodles]
What worms? They're only noodles, Michael.
Star:
That's enough.
Marko:
Ah, chill out, girl.
David:
Drink some of this, Michael. Be one of us.
Star:
Don't! You don't have to, Michael. It's blood.
Michael: [takes a deep drink]
Yeah, sure.
David:
Bravo! You're all right, Michael.
Everybody:
Michael! Michael! Michael!
David:
You're one of us, Michael.
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Twister - Corporate Ambition vs. Scientific Integrity
Bill:
Jonas! Son of a bitch!
Melissa:
Who is that honey?
Bill:
Jonas Miller. He's a nightcrawler. We all started out working in the same lab, but Jonas went out and got some corporate sponsors. He's in it for the money not the science. He has a lot of high tech gadgets, but he's got no instincts, and he doesn't have Dorothy.
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Twister - Understanding Tornado Intensity with the Fujita Scale
Preacher:
No, that was a good size twister. What was it, an F-3?
Bill:
Solid F-2.
Melissa:
See, now you've lost me again.
Bill:
It's the Fujita Scale. It measures the intensity of a tornado by how much it eats.
Melissa:
Eats?
Bill:
Destroys.
Lawrence:
The one we encountered back there was a strong F-2, F-3 maybe.
Beltzer:
Maybe we'll see some F-4's today.
Haynes:
That would be sweet!
Bill:
4 is good. 4 will relocate your house very efficiently.
Melissa: [silence falls over the group]
Is there an F-5? What would that be like?
Preacher:
...The Finger of God.
Melissa:
None of you have ever seen an F-5?
Bill:
...Just one of us.
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Twister - Nickname Origins in a Storm Chasing Crew
Melissa:
I was just wondering why do you call Billy "The Extreme"?
Dusty:
Cause Billy is The Extreme.
Preacher:
Bill is most out-of-control sonofabitch in the gang!
Bill: [Gives Jo a look, who smirks back]
No, I think I came in 2nd.
Dusty:
Oh, I've seen The Extreme in high gear.
Jo: [Leaves to take a shower]
You guys need to come up with some new stories. I'm gonna go clean up.
Dusty:
So we get this one near Daleton right?
Rabbit:
Oh, god.
Dusty:
And we are way too close. And Jo's got the vid on it right, she's filming it. And all of the sudden outta nowhere, this shitty lookin green Valiant comes pulling up right in the way.
Beltzer: [points to Bill]
And this loser stumbles out of the car, he's got like a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his hand...
Dusty:
He is naked!
Rabbit:
He is buck naked.
Beltzer:
Naked!
Bill: [laughter]
NOT naked! I was not naked!
Beltzer: [whispering into Melissa's ear]
He was without apparel.
Bill:
Half naked.
Dusty: [laughter]
Naked. Ok, so Jo's yelling at him to get out of the way, right? And he just strolls up to the twister, says have a drink', and he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it NEVER hits the ground.
Beltzer:
The twister caught it and sucked it right up!
Bill:
Honey, this is a tissue full of lies. See, there was another Bill, an evil Bill, and I killed him.
Dusty:
I LOVE THIS GUY!
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Twister - Insurance Coverage and a Compliment
Jo: [After her truck is destroyed, looking over at Bill's truck]
Do you have full coverage on that truck?
Bill:
Liability only.
Jo:
Liability only...Well, it's a very pretty truck.
Melissa:
Thank you.
Bill: [Jo looks at him]
Don't even think about it. NO WAY.
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Twister - Marriage and Relationships in Twister
Melissa:
She did not marry your penis. Ok, she didn't ONLY marry your penis.
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Twister - Analyzing the Tornado's Path and Movement
Jo:
What're you doing? What're you doing?!
Bill:
Look at the updraft, the angle. It's gonna shift its track.
Jo:
Are you sure?
Bill:
Oh yeah, it's definitely a sidewinder...It'll move left.
Melissa:
Is that bad?
Bill:
Wasn't there a road back there–?
Jo: [Sees what Bill saw]
You're right. Go, go, go, go, go!
Melissa: [Her phone rings. She answers]
Hello? Donald, now's not a very good time for me, I'm – okay, put Julia on...
Jonas:
Looking good, looking very good. Alright, now about four miles south, hang a right, let's deploy, and we'll be done.
Eddie:
Uh, Dr. Miller?
Jonas: [Looks up and sees the tornado's new heading]
Shit, shit, IT'S MOVING AWAY! God!
Eddie: [Sees Bill's team down a different road]
Looks like they're gonna intercept.
Jonas: [Looks with his binoculars in surprise at where Bill's team is]
Dammit, Tony, I thought you told me this thing was gonna stay on the same heading!
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