The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle - Unexpected Attachment in a Project
Minnie Mogul:
Hey! How did that happen?
Fearless Leader:
We are attached to the project.
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Wet Hot American Summer - Unexpected Confessions Amidst Uncertainty
Beth:
Hey you, penny for your thoughts.
Henry:
Beth, tomorrow is the least of our problems.
Beth:
Don't tell me, Oh don't tell me, don't even tell me you have crabs!
Henry:
No... Well, yes, but that's not the point.
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Wet Hot American Summer - Wedding Invitation and Allergy Humor
Gail:
I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because I want you to be guests of honor at our wedding next week!
Beth:
Well, I hope it's not jumbo shrimp, because I'm allergic to oxymorons!
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Wet Hot American Summer - Authority and Chaos in Talent Show Planning
Susie: [angry that Beth has invited Steve to take part in the talent show]
Beth, I may regret saying this, but how dare you usurp my authority as producer...
Ben:
Hmph!
Susie: [after a long pause and a glare from Beth]
...director-slash-choreographer of the talent show. I need you to know I have been busting my balls, woman! I am telling you, the musical numbers are a mess, my kids are a bunch of amateurs, and the last thing I need today is some diabetic freak prancing around on stage making my life a living hell! All right; I'll put him on last.
Beth:
Good.
Susie:
Oh, she always wins!
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Wet Hot American Summer - Urgent Request for Help on Ropes Course
Beth:
McKinley, four lower campers are stuck in the ropes course. I meant to tell you about that yesterday, but could you get to it now?
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Wet Hot American Summer - Reflecting on a Flawed Summer Experience
Beth:
Well, we've made it to the end of the summer in one piece, except for a few campers who are lepers.
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200 Cigarettes - Hostility and Self-Reflection in a Cab
Disco Cabbie: [Ellie is riding with Disco Cabbie complaining about finding Kevin with Lucy]
Uh, I'm sensing a lot of hostility coming from the back seat.
Ellie:
Oh, really? That's very astute.
Disco Cabbie:
Well, that's not good for me, man. That kind of energy damages the plush interior of my cab, right? And you're blowing a $5.00 high, mama. You need to find yourself a man who's secure enough to appreciate you for the superior woman that you are. I like a strong woman.
Ellie:
Oh... yeah. Mm-hmm.
Disco Cabbie:
And you are a strong woman. If I was you, I would pull over with me and celebrate our strength together. What do you think about that, baby?
Ellie:
This corner's great. This corner's fantastic for me.
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200 Cigarettes - Reflection on Narcissism in Relationships
Ellie:
I've dated enough narcissistically neurotic men to know that you are all just a pack of roving babies in search of a giant teat from which to suck the lifeblood out of me until I am a hollow shell.
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Romy and Michele's High School Reunion - Unexpected Reunions and Old Connections
Heather Mooney: [goes somewhere else]
That's Sandy Frink? The hell was I thinking?
Christie: [tries to greet Sandy; Frink slightly smiles at her but moves on]
Sandy, hi! You look so rich. I mean, great.
Sandy Frink:
Michele. After all these years, you still take my breath away.
Michele:
Thanks. So you must be, like, the most successful person in our entire graduating class.
Sandy:
Well, I guess that depends on how you define "success." If, to you, success means having a house in Aspen. one in Acapulco, penthouse in New York, mansion in Malibu, 60-foot yacht, an eight-seat Windstar, a Bell Jet Ranger, a Bentley, a personal trainer, a full-time chef, a live-in masseuse, and a staff of 24, then, yeah... I guess I am successful. But no matter how much I accumulate... there's still one thing I just don't have.
Michele: [lost in his monologue]
Your own country?
Sandy:
I don't have you, Michele. Will you dance with me?
Michele:
Only if Romy can dance with us.
Sandy: [they perform a dance rendition of Time After Time]
Sure.
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