Jason Statham Quotes

Crank: High Voltage

A Moment of Uncertainty and Surprise

Chev Chelios Did I just drop some change... ...or did I hear a chink?

[''Catches up with Johnny Vang after chase''; ''grabs Johnny Vang by neck'']

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Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

Family Ties and Global Stakes

Luke Hobbs You wanna tell me just what the hell we're dealing with here?

Deckard Shaw It's my sister. Family business!

Hobbs When it's the fate of the world, it becomes my business.

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Crank

A Distressed Call Amidst Chaos

Eve Be careful. All right. I'm gonna get some help, all right? Yeah. Hey, did you try to call?

Chev You've been home all day?

Eve I was sleeping in.

Chev Sleeping in. That's great, Eve. Super great. You all rested, now? Glad to hear it. Listen, I've been fatally poisoned. A psychopath's on his way over to torture and kill you, but don't get out of bed, I'll be over in a flash. Could you fry up a waffle?

Eve Sure, yeah. Come on over. I'll be here.

Chev Right, you'll be there. Okay.

Eve Bye.

Thug 1 So, let's go get the bitch!

Thug 2 Come on, please!

Thug 3 All right, all right. Jesus!

Eve Oh my God! Is this your new look or something?

Chev Yeah, you into it?

Eve It's gross. Are you looking for my other boyfriend?

Chev Yes! You haven't watched TV today, right?

Eve No, why?

Chev Didn't think so. Come on, we're leaving.

Eve Don't be such a freak.

Chev Get dressed.

Eve Actually, can you change the clock on the microwave? I never changed it back.

Chev What?

Eve The microwave. Can you change the clock? The daylight savings time, I never changed it back.

Chev The microwave?

Eve Yes.

Chev Listen. I bought some flowers. They got fucked up on the way over.

Eve That's sweet! You okay? You look like you're on drugs or something.

Chev You love me, yeah?

Eve Yes.

Chev Then I need you to do something for me.

Eve What? What's wrong?

Chev I need you to put some clothes on and come with me, right now.

Eve No.

Chev I'll change the clock on the microwave.

Eve Okay. All right.

Chev Shit's wearing off.

Eve The waffle iron's on if you want to make one.

Chev Great.

Eve Great. You're so stressed out. Want ], or something?

[[w:Cannabis (drug)|some pot]

Chev Yeah! Ready!

[''Chev deliberately burns himself on the waffle iron'']

Eve What's wrong?!

Chev I burned my hand.

Eve Oh, my God! Let me see it!

Chev Don't worry about it. Hey!

Eve What the...

Chev I'm sorry. That was completely uncalled for. Can we just...

Eve Fine. Parked out the back. Darn! That... thing.

Chev What thing?

Eve The waffle thing, I gotta turn it off. Hello? Hello?

Chev All right, very funny.

Eve God, I hate that. Do you want to burn the building down? Ouch!

Chev Sorry, honey.

Eve Nice one, Chev. Oh, there's my ]. I swear to God, Chev. I don't know what you're on, but it isn't working for you. My hand cream! That's where you went. Chev? Can I have some help, here? Where's your car?

[''Chev has noticed the ṇeạrby thugs and deliberately spills the purse contents of Eve's purse to ḟịght them''; [w:Tiger Balm|Tiger Balm]

Chev Actually, I took a cab.

Eve This isn't gonna be... This isn't gonna be easy, as they say.

Chev Oh, fucker.

Eve All right, here it is.

Chev Sorry. I told you ].

[[w:video game programmer|I was a video game programmer]

Eve Yeah?

Chev That was a lie. Actually... I kill people. Professional hitman. I freelance for a major West Coast crime syndicate. Last night was a job like 100 others. High dollar hit, nothing special. The Triads from Hong Kong had been moving in on the local drug cartels. My target was the number one man in L.A., Don Kim.

Don Kim Well? What are you waiting for?

Chev Then, this insane idea comes in the back of my head, ] at close range.

[[w:11 mm caliber|like a .45 slug]

Chev Congratulations.

[''Chev relents in killing Don Kim'']

Don Kim Did I win something?

Chev Your life, jackass.

Chev So, sooner or later it's gonna happen, but I'm not doing it.

Eve I see.

Chev Instead you're gonna do something for me. You're gonna get out of town, disappear. I don't care where you go or what you do, so long as you're invisible for 48 hours. That's all I ask. Or, if you prefer, we can do it the other way. The way where I go to work, and you meet Buddha. See... I quit. I quit the business for you.

Eve For me?

Chev Yeah. I figure I call you that night and tell you everything. We get on a plane, leave this shit, never come back. Pretty crazy, huh?

Eve You are so weird.

Eve Are we going on a trip?

Chev Well... I might be going on a trip, but you're not coming with me...

Chev Please! Wait, please!

Eve Mob hits, Chev?! Chinese poison?! Do you know how ridiculous you sound?! If you're gonna break up with me, at least you can tell me the truth! What's wrong with you?!

Chev Wait a minute, you trust me?!

Eve No.

Chev ].

[''Chev begins to succumb to the ''“Beijing cocktail”'', then grabs Eve''; [w:Sexual intercourse|Make love to me]

Eve What?!

Chev I think it'll help.

Eve What? Are you kidding? Get off me!

Chev Take your clothes off.

Eve No! No!

Chev You said you wanted to be more spontaneous!

Eve You're crazy! You're an adrenaline junkie with no soul!

Chev Save me, Eve. Save my life!

Eve Stop it! I'm sorry. Oh my God, are you okay? Are you okay? No! No!

[''Punches him''; ''Ċhev grạbs her ạgạịṇ'']

Chev Shit!

Eve Get off! You filthy animal! Take me right here, in front of everyone! That's it! Come on! Do it! What are you waiting for?!

[''Chev gets on top of her'']

Chev Jesus! Come on! I'm trying! Shush!

Eve Oh, God! Now you can't get it up? Come on, get it up!

Chev I'll fucking get it up!

Eve Goddammit, Chev!

Chev Shut up! ] Eve and pumps with fists] I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm alive, you motherfuckers! Oh, my God! Wow! Oh, my God! Yes! Yeah?

[''Starts vigorously [[w:Doggy style|doggy-styling; ''All the passerbys all cheer in synchronity of Chev and he answers phone'']

Eve What are you doing?!

Chev Yeah.

Kaylo I've got Verona!

Chev Kaylo?!

Kaylo I've got Verona, man.

Chev What? No shit? Where are you?

Kaylo Don Kim's shirt factory, upstairs.

Eve What's the matter with you?!

Chev 5th and ]?

[[w:Alameda Street|Alameda]

Eve Who's at 5th and Alameda?!

Chev Don't let that fucker out of your sight! Hear me? With you in 10 minutes. You got it?!

Kaylo Yeah, Chev.

Chev Honey, I gotta go. I'll call you!

[''Hangs up phone''; ''Leaves'']

Eve Oh God, what are you looking at?!

[''To bystanders'']

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The Expendables 2

Ceremony of Man and Knife

Lee Christmas By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife.

[''Dressed as a priest'']

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Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

A Playful Challenge Between Friends

Deckard Shaw On my three! One...

Deckard Shaw AHHHHHHHHHH!!! You asshole!

Luke Hobbs Ha ha ha ha! No one tells me what to do! Whoo! All right, you see the look on his face? You have no idea how long I've been waiting to do that.

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Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

Champagne Problems in Life's Challenges

Deckard Shaw I'm what you might call a champagne problem.

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Crank

Searching for an Adrenaline Solution

Chev I'm looking for something which begins with E.

Pharmacist ]?

[[w:England|England]

Chev Very funny. No. ].

[[w:History of catecholamine research|Some kind of artificial adrenaline]

Pharmacist Artificial adrenaline?

Chev Yeah, I've got heart problems.

Pharmacist ].

[[w:Epinephrine|Epinephrine]

Chev Yes! Epinephrine. I love you. Epinephrine.

Pharmacist I can't give you epinephrine.

Chev Why?! Hey!

Pharmacist Just a minute.

Chev Oi! What do you mean... ] nearby] What is this shit?!

[''Noticing [[w:Decongestant|nasal decongestant]

Chester Nasal spray.

Chev Miserable bitch! What?!

Chester Nasal spray. It's got epinephrine in it. It'll get you tweaked, man.

Police Sure that's the guy?

Hospital staff Yeah.

Chev This room's clear.

Hospital security Yo, yo, yo! Yo! Stop! Stop! Jerk-off!

[''Chev gives chase'']

Chev Coming through! I know you motherfuckers have epinephrine. Clear the hallway! I'm having a bad day. Tell me you've got epinephrine on this cart!

[''Points gun at hospital orderly pushing a cart'']

Orderly You all right?

Chev Tell me you've got epinephrine! Motherfucker!

Orderly I don't know. I'll check.

Chev Get back!

Orderly Take it easy!

Chev ]?

[[w:American English|Do you understand fucking English]

Orderly Yes, I just don't know which drawer it's in.

Chev Come on, look! Give me the fucking epinephrine!

Orderly I don't know where it is, man!

Chev What is this, a rest home? What are you doing?! Hurry up! Get back!

Orderly ]. I don't know if I have it, give me a second!

[[w:Health insurance in the United States|We can't treat without insurance]

Hospital security Put the weapon down!

Chev What the fuck?! Where the fuck is it? My heart!

Orderly What?

Chev My heart!

Orderly Yeah, yeah.

Hospital security Drop your weapon now! What do you think you're doing? This is...

Chev Shut up! You! Gimme the epinephrine? Don't even think about it!

Orderly ]... ]... Epinephrine! Here it is! I've got it! Here you go.

[[w:Albuterol|Albuterol; [w:Barbiturate|Flortab]

Chev Gimme that.

Orderly Asshole.

Chev I'm not gonna tell you again. ...all right? Just be quiet. Juice me.

[''Referring to [[w:Defibrillation|defibrillator paddles]

Orderly Juice?

Chev Do it.

Orderly All right.

Chev Come on! I haven't got all day. Okay, I need both of them to... give them to me.

Orderly One. Two. Clear!

Chev Get the fuck back! Get out! How much of this stuff did he say to take?

[''Orderly defibrillates Chev causing him to shoot backwards into the elevator and the doors close''; ''Chev becomes hyper-adrenalised and runs maniacally out of the hospital'']

Doc Miles Chevy, we're in the air, man. Did you get the stuff?

Chev Got it.

Doc Miles Did you take it?

Chev Yup.

Doc Miles You took the whole thing.

Chev Yup.

Doc Miles I said 1/5th oḟ ạ syrịṇge. The shit's gonna kill you.

Chev Right.

Doc Miles Chest on fire?

Chev Check.

Doc Miles But you're cold.

Chev Check.

Doc Miles And you've ], don't you?

[[w:erection|got a steel hard on]

Chev Let me check. Check.

Doc Miles Your blood vessels are stimulated. ]'s so tight, you couldn't piss to save your life.

[[w:Urethral sphincters|Urinary sphincter]

Chev Urinary sphincter, check!

Doc Miles Get some ]. You at the hospital?

[[w:Hydrocodone/paracetamol|Vicodin]

Chev Negative.

Doc Miles Get some grass. That shit'll be out of your system in 30 minutes, or it'll kill you. This is costing me a fortune. I'll call you in 20 minutes when we land.

Chev Copy.

Doc Miles Hey, Chevy? You're a good dude. Been nice knowing you.

Chev Copy, out.

Newscaster Some medical emergency. Police have declined to name the man they say is still at large, on a citywide rampage that has left one man dead, dozens injured, and hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage... in it's smoking, bloody wake. ] of Chev appears] The suspect is a professional killer... with ties to organized crime and a long police record. He is considered armed and highly dangerous. We now continue with regularly scheduled programming, but stay tuned for continuing coverage of this bizarre story, as it unfolds... ] and steals his firearm]

[''A [[w:Facial composite|particularly well-done police sketch; ''Chev then walks up to [[w:California Highway Patrol|a police highway patrolman on a motorcycle]

Patrolman Oh, shit!

Chev Take it easy. Get back, pig!

Patrolman I... just give me the...

Chev Come on, then. Let's see you run, piggy. Come on, piggy.

Patrolman Give me the gun. Let's talk this over.

Chev Yeah, you want it? There. Let's go, come on.

[''Chev steals the motorcycle with the patrolman hanging and sparks flying from boots and Chev drives off and deliberately crashes the motorcycle'']

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Snatch

Unexpected Discoveries in a Week's Time

Turkish Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog; I eventually agreed, as long as he took it to a vet. Couldn't stand that squeaking anymore. The vet found a squeaky toy, an undigested shoe, and an eighty-six carat diamond lodged in the dog's stomach. Lot can happen in a week. Still didn't shut it up, though.

[The dog barks]

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Snatch

Reflection on Uncommon Names and History

Turkish Not many people are named after a plane crash.

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Death Race

Confession of Guilt in a Conversation

Jensen Ames So what are you in for?

Case They say I killed a cop.

Jensen Ames Did you do it?

Case Yeah.

Jensen Ames Bad cop?

Case Good cop. Lousy husband.

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The Expendables

A Risky Exchange Between Friends

Lee Christmas Are you crazy? You could've killed me!

[tapping his head after Barney barely misses it while shooting a soldier behind him]

Barney Ross You're welcome.

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Spy

Unexpected Sidekick Choices in Spy Missions

Rick Ford What're you gonna do? Bring one of your cats as a sidekick?

Susan Cooper I don't have any cats.

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The Expendables

Teamwork in a High-Stakes Challenge

Tool All right, baby, all right. Come on! Let's see what you got!

[in a knife throwing contest with Lee Christmas; Lee throws knife near the center of the board]

Hale Caesar Oh! Oh!

Tool There's my boy!

[throws knife closer to the center]

Hale Oh! Go... go... go south!

Barney Ross So, you're back from the dead. How are you healin'?

[to Gunnar Jensen, who he earlier shot]

Gunnar Jensen Good... considering you could have killed me.

[recovering from a gunshot wound three inches away from the heart]

Yin Yang I forgive you.

[referring to Gunnar's earlier attempt to kill him]

Gunnar Okay.

Yin I would've won.

[referring to their fight]

Gunnar Of course.

[giving a thumbs and winking at Yin]

Toll Road Hey, Gunnar, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, brother: therapy.

[who sees a therapist; Gunnar nods his head]

Barney The man's got a point.

Lee Christmas You know what? I'm gonna do you a favor, Tool. I once knew a man called Tool...

[stops before throwing a knife and laughs; reciting a [[w:Limerick (poetry)|limerick]

Barney I love poetry.

[Hale makes a confused face]

Lee To me, he was the epitome of cool. He was good with a knife... bad with the wife.

[Toll Road laughs; Yin and Toll laugh]

Barney That hurt.

Lee To think he could beat me, dreamin he'd defeat me, Cool Tool, you gotta be a fool! Oh yeah!

[speaking the film's final lines; the team shows a confused reaction; now standing in the street, shocks the Expendables by throwing a bull's eye]

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Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

Defiance in a Countdown Challenge

Luke Hobbs On my three.

Deckard Shaw Sure.

Hobbs One, two, three!

Deckard Shaw No one tells me what to do!

Luke Hobbs **** you!

[muffled]

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The Meg

Uncertainty in a Risky Decision

Jonas Taylor You sure about this?

Suyin Zhang (nodding enthusiastically) Not really...

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Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

Disagreement Over Door Choice

Luke Hobbs Pick a door.

Deckard Shaw One right there.

[thumbs at the door behind him]

Luke Hobbs No. That's my door.

Deckard Shaw What's wrong with you? I made a mistake. This is your door.

[Shaw picks his door and opens it, revealing eight thugs inside]

Luke Hobbs Oh, no. No backsies. What's the matter? You got a lot of bad guys behind that door?

Deckard Shaw Watch this, you might learn something.

Computer Enter corresponding match.

Computer Access denied.

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Snatch

The Business of Identity in Diamonds

Turkish That's Doug the Head. Everybody knows Doug the Head. If it's stones and it's stolen, he's the man to speak to. Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a fucking monkey. He thinks it's good for business. And in the diamond business, it is good for business.

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Meg 2: The Trench

Unprecedented Behavior of the Creatures

Jonas Taylor We've never seen this before. They're hunting in packs.

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Mean Machine

Football Offer Rejected by Monk

Danny Meehan Hello Mr Monk. Can you play football?

Monk Aye.

Danny Good. Would you like to play with us?

Monk Nah.

Danny We're playing the guards.

Monk Aye, then I'm with you.

[pause]

Chiv Sound.

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The Expendables 2

Interpersonal Tensions Among The Expendables Team

Gunner Jensen She's into me.

Hale Caesar She hates you.

Gunner Jensen Watch this.

[''Feigns coughing and Maggie just stares at him unimpressed and Hale makes a throat slashing gesture with a razor blade'']

Lee Christmas You know, if something happens to her, it's coming back on us. Did you ever think to ask for my opinion?

[''To Barney'']

Barney Ross I told you ten times before, I didn't have a choice, unless you don't mind going to jail.

Lee Christmas Yeah, well, Church intimidated you.

Barney Ross Really?

Lee Christmas Yeah.

Barney Ross Oh, is that the woman you can never fully trust, calling again?

[''Lee's phone rings'']

Lee Christmas You know, I will stab you one day. Hey baby. Yeah, course I'm thinking about you. What else to think about?

[''To Barney''; ''To Lacy''; ''Makes thumbs-down gesture to Barney'']

Barney Ross Hopeless.

[''Scoffs'']

Maggie Hey. You were in the Army, right? I can tell.

[''To Bill'']

Bill The Kid Timmons Yes, ma'am. Three years. Last tour was ], ].

[[w:Afghanistan|Afghanistan; [w:Kunar Province|Kunar Province]

Maggie Didn't like it anymore?

Bill The Kid Timmons Uhh... long story.

Bill The Kid Timmons All right. I, uh, I was trained as sniper, and as an instructor, too. But, I actually wanted to mix it up, get in on the action. Uh, this one time, we're stuck out in this hell-hole valley. About 30 ] opened up from these house above us. And they got about eight of us pinned down bad. So I called in for artillery support. But; "no way", says the captain. Didn't wanna endanger the locals. So we scattered. Some crawled to a ditch, some... to the dry riverbed and the rest bailed, but... we were still stuck in the kill zone. And we battled for... I don't know, three hours. And finally, an Apache gunship chopper showed up to provide air cover. Scattered the Hadjis, but... smoke clears and four of my squad are dead in the ditch and two in the riverbed. Yeah, I was... mad and sick, all dead for nothing. You know, the most... screwed thing up of all... is when I got back to base that night, I found out that they shot this stray dog I had adopted. Commander's orders to get rid of all animals on the base. I mean, you'd think we had enough damn shooting for one day, you know? And, anyway, I, uh, I figured it was time to move on. I heard these guys were looking for someone, and here I am.

[[w:Taliban|Taliban; ''Maggie looks down and back heartfelt'']

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Crank

A Challenge for White Meat Enthusiasts

Chev Who want's some white meat now?

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Crank: High Voltage

A Disturbing Conversation About Heart Removal

Doc Miles Hello, Doc Miles.

[''Answers phone'']

Chev Chelios Yeah, Doc. It's Chev.

Doc Miles Jesus H. Chelios! You've gotta be kidding me!

[Doc Miles spews his drink and ice shaking his head rapidly]

Chev Chelios Listen, I'm deadly fuckin serious, Doc. These Triad motherfuckers cut out my fuckin heart and ].

[[w:Artificial heart|put in one of those plastic artificial jobs]

Doc Miles You got an artificial heart?

Chev Chelios Do you think I'm having a fuckin laugh?!

Doc Miles No-No-No, but you got to admit, it's a little out there, dude.

Chev Chelios Yeah, you take your fuckin time, Doc.

Doc Miles You don't have any time, if you've got an artificial heart. They're not designed to keep you alive more than a couple days while you're waitin on a transplant. And don't do anything strenuous.

Chev Chelios Yeah, sure, Doc. No problem. So what's my next fuckin move?

Doc Miles Well, we got to get a real heart put back in you preferably your own.

Chev Chelios I'm on it.

Doc Miles Okay, you're on it.

Chev Chelios Doc! Jesus fucking Christ!

Doc Miles I'm-I'm sorry. Sorry. Does-Does-- Let me-- Does that thing have a a-a-a a belt battery pack?

Chev Chelios Check.

Doc Miles How many bars are showing?

Chev Chelios One.

Doc Miles Shit. That's better than none, I guess. Look, what they did you with is an Avicor Total Artificial Heart. It's got an internal battery that'll pick up once the belt battery dies. It's like a reserve tank. Once the internal battery takes over, you got one fuckin hour. The internal battery charges wirelessly through its transcutaneous energy transfer system. Two coils, there's one internal, one external that transmit the, uh, magnetic force across the skin without piercing the surface. The internal coil receives power and sends it to the controller device. Is this makin any fuckin sense to you, Chevy?

Chev Chelios It's fucking Greek, Doc.

Doc Miles Greek. Look, you got to keep your body electrically charged to keep that piece of shit pumpin'.

Chev Chelios Copy that.

Doc Miles Hey, Chev.

Chev Chelios Yeah.

Doc Miles I'm stoked you're alive, dude.

Chev Chelios I'll get back to you, Doc.

Doc Miles Yeah, well, y- Call me.

Chev Chelios Fuck!

Cholo Hey-Hey-Hey! That's a nice car.

Chev Chelios I don't suppose you know where the Cypress Social Club is, do you?

Cholo Man, fuck that shit, puto. Let's race, ese.

Chev Chelios Don't you tempt me, fucker. What I need from you is directions. Oh, shit. Shit!

[''Chev rams a concret barrier and goes flying through windshield'']

Cholo Damn, dog. You good, esé?

Chev Chelios Tiger fucking Woods. Never better. Greatest day of my fucking life. You gents couldnt point me in the direction of the Cypress Social Club, could ya?

Cholo Well, you ain't too far. You go down Orange for, like, two miles and then you're there, homes.

Chev Chelios Cool. You mind givin me a jump? Just juice me.

[''Clamps jump cables to his nipples'']

Chev Chelios Hey, Menudo, where's the fuckin Social Club? Uh, dondé esta La Social Club?

[''They are silent''; ''One points to house'']

Cholo Buénos nachos, white boy.

Chev You Johnny Vang?

[''To obese man''; ''Obese man shakes head and Chev slaps him, knocking him out and Chev walks into house, wreaking mayhem, throwing people out windows and prostitutes run out with Johnny Vang running into a vehicle'']

Johnny Go!

Ria No sucky fucky for your asshole! Cock suck face! Fag whore! Shrimp dick! BB balls! Chicken fat! What you two faggots looking at?!

[''She climbs up to obese man''; ''Grabs broken bicycle''; ''Rams bicycle repeatedly on man's crotch''; ''Two Triad thugs pull up'']

Cypress Triad Hood #1 Get lost bitch.

Ria Fuck you! This dude my Kevin Costner! He going to beat you off!

[''To Triad, about Chev'']

Cypress Triad Hood #1 What?!

Chev Where's Johnny Vang?

Cypress Triad Hood #1 You looking to get your ass killed dog?!

Ria You ask for it, he's gonna tap your ass!

Chev Wrong expression.

Cypress Triad Hood #1 You ain't tappin my ass!

[''Points gun'']

Chev What's that, fucking cunt-onese?! I'd rather stick my dick in a blender!

Ria Sticky me. Hey! I know where Johnny Vang go!

[''Humping him'']

Chev Johnny Vang?

Ria Yes.

Chev Where?

[''She points down street'']

Ria Hey, dude, why do you run?! Wait for me!

Chev Get out of the fucking car! Out!

[''He attempts to carjack a [[w:station wagon|station wagon]

Station wagon driver Get your own station wagon, asshole! Get the fuck off! Damn!

Chev Fuck!

Ria You taking it too fast with me!

Chev Which way?!

Ria I want you to take it slow.

Chev Which way?

Ria Hey! Hey! You didn't ask name!

Chev Shut up a minute, for fuck's sake! Where is he?! Johnny Vang?!

Ria Yes.

[''Points'']

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Crank

Confronting Death and the Decision to Quit

Eve Jesus! Fuck! Are they really...

Chev Chelio They're dead.

Eve How do you... How can you do that?

Chev Chelio I told you, baby. I quit.

Eve Where are you going?!

[''He parks the car''; ''He gets out'']

Chev Chelio Stay there, honey. Jesus! Fuck!

[''He walks into a hardware store and Eve finds him hammering nails into his leg'']

Eve Chev!

Chev Chelio Asshole! I can't feel my leg. Shit!

Chev Chelio I've been trying to call you for a half hour. Where the fuck have you been?

Doc Miles In my office. Can you make it over here?

Chev Chelio Sure why not?

Doc Miles Chocolate what's this fucking receipt from Gold Foods Market for $254?

Chocolate Snacks.

Eve I hate television.

Chev Chelio I owe you again, Doc.

Doc Miles Chevy you're my best customer.

Chev Chelio What is this stuff?

Doc Miles Synthetic epinephrine... diluted with some saline.

Chev Chelio Feels sort of good.

Doc Miles Well, I got a little meth in there too. You're feeling the endorphins.

Chev Chelio Wait a minute. I'm not better?

Doc Miles No you're not better. You're in such shit shape it's stunning. I can't believe your heart's beating. You should be in a fucking medical journal.

Chev Chelio So, what are you going to do?

Doc Miles The solution acts as a competing inhibitor. It's pushing the poison out of your receptors and replacing it with a chemical. It's just a temporary fix.

Chev Chelio Then what?

Doc Miles Then you're fucked. I can put you on life support and string this out for a few days. But you're going to go into a comma at some point. Does she know?

Doc Miles Why don't I load you up with something, and you can go out in a beautiful dream.

Chev Chelio A dream.

Doc Miles Can I do that for you?

Chev Chelio No, no, no. That's not what I want.

Doc Miles What do you want?

Chev Chelio One hour. I want one hour.

Doc Miles Give me a fuckin break.

News reporter So, the wild rampage that began 9am in L.A. Continues. The suspect, still at large.

Associate We didn't give him enough Chinese shit.

Ricky You think?! Dude, it's him! What's up, corpse?

[''Answers phone'']

Chev Bonjour, douche bag, Thought you might be interested in a deal.

Ricky Oh, you a dealer, now?

Chev Don't you worry about what I am. Listen, I want the antidote.

Ricky Oh, the antidote?!

Chev That's right, the antidote.

Ricky What you prepared to give me?

Chev How about that jewelry I got off that faggot brother of yours, you cocksucker? Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.

Ricky Okay.

Chev You like the deal?

Ricky Whatever!

Chev Be at the downtown Lint in 20 minutes. You know the spot?

Ricky Yeah.

Chev Don't be late, or I'll trade the thing to a whore for a hand job. Look, I said I said I'd fuckin be...

Ricky Fuck!

Chev See you later, sunshine. Dammit! Fuck!

Ricky Yo, it's Verona. You won't believe this call I just got.

Chev It's gonna be all right, baby.

Eve But you said...

Chev No, no. Things have changed. There's an antidote. I can make a deal for it, but I got to go alone.

Eve I'm scared.

Chev Of course. You'll be safe, now. And I'll be back.

Eve Promise?

Chev I promise.

Ricky What's happening, bro?!

Asian man Where did I go wrong?!

[''In woman's voice'']

Chev You fuckin just say something?

Asian man It's like talking to the wall.

Chev Mom?

Asian man I'm amazed you remember you have a mother.

Chev Please, I haven't got time for this.

Asian man You're never around. I've never seen you in the house in sixteen years.

Chev Yeah, yeah, yeah, right mom, with you popping ] like ]. I really wouldn't wish at all someone would so this. Why would I stick around for entertainment like this?

[[w:valium|valium; [w:tic tacs|tic tacs]

Asian man That's hurtful.

[''In Ạsian language'']

Chev Please, I've no time for this.

Asian man You got no time, period. You're a persistent motherfucker, Chelios. I give you that.

[''In Orlando's voice'']

Chev Orlando?

Chev This is weird.

Asian man Yeah, I know this is weird, but you know, this has gotta stop sometime. Who do you think you are? ] They pop you and you keep getting up?

[''In Ạsian language''; [w:Michael Myers|Michael Myers; ''In Ricky's voice'']

Chev I'm the terminator.

Asian man You was, but here's a new gun in town.

Chev You know, I just don't get it. Why didn't you cut me up when you had the chance?

Asian man Too easy, motherfucker. Look at you. ], ]... ]...

[[w:Bipolar disorder|Bi-polar; [w:Sadomasochism|sadomasochistic tendencies; [w:Adrenaline#Adrenaline junkie|Adrenaline junkie]

Alter Chev ego ...addicted to violence... probably spends every day looking for the big thrill, the big rush, Carving up a guy while he screams in his own blood and excrement, would be like... like a gift. A warriors death.

Asian man Hell, you'd probably get off on it.

[''Chev's voice'']

Chev Why do you ask this?

Alter Chev ego Maybe it's best for a guy like you. Going downhill. Winding down. Inevitable. Under so many circumstances.

Chev Who are you anyway?

Asian man Don't you know?

[''In Asian language'']

Chev I think I'm starting to figure it out.

Asian man Better late than never. You know you're gonna die up there.

[''In Chev's voice'']

Chev Yeah, maybe. But I'm taking you with me. ] and then disappears with the Asian man becoming default] Some pills, Doc.

[''Alter ego Chev becomes radiant with [[w:Ultraviolet|UV light]

Asian man Did you fucking say something?

[''[[w:Languages of Asia|In Asian language]

Henchman Chelios?

Chev Hello, girls.

[''Ċhev ạpproạçhes'']

Henchman Hold up. Give me the piece.

[''Çoṇḟịsçạtes Ċhev's ḟịreạrm'']

Chev Now, isn't that a fucking picture?

Carlito Chelios. What a fucking nightmare you are.

Chev No shit.

Carlito Sit down.

Ricky Whoa! Wait a minute. You pat him down, again. I know he's carrying something.

[''Ḥeṇçhmạṇ pulls out ạ tube çoṇṇeçted boẋ'']

Carlito Let me see that.

Chev Motherfucker.

Carlito Clever. What is this, ]?

[[w:Insulin pump|an insulin pump]

Chev Basically.

Ricky What the fuck is ]?

[[w:Insulin|Insulin; ''Carlito holds up finger for silence'']

Carlito Ephedrine, right?

Chev Yeah.

Carlito You're very resourceful.

Chev Found a new master, little bitch?

Ricky I'm nobody's bitch.

Chev You'll be a bitch when Carlito hires you for half what he paid me.

Carlito That's enough.

Chev You'll throw boss a reach-around, show him you're a good bitch.

Ricky I'm nobody's little bitch! You fuckin hear me? He'll pay me what I tell him to pay!

[''Points gun at Chev'']

Carlito That's enough! Sit down! It's been a long fucking day. In the end, you have to admit, it all works out quite nicely. Don Kim gets his bullet, thanks to you, and Hong Kong gets a goat to take the fall. Please understand, it's nothing personal.

Ricky Speak for yourself.

[''Mimics a kiss'']

Chev That what I think it is?

Carlito It's the Chinese shit. Hold him down.

Chev Not so fast, motherfucker!

[''Makes a gun gesture'']

Ricky He's gone dipsy-do, yo! Whatever, psycho!

[''Chev points at him'']

Carlito I'm afraid ] is over, my friend.

[[w:Ḣạrry Ḥoudịṇị|the Houdini act; ''Points at a henchman who falls down from a headshot'']

Ricky Our Father, who art in...

Carlito Shut up!

Don Kim So, this is how it is!

[''Camera pan-out reveals Don Kim and his hitmen team'']

Ricky It's Don Kim! He's supposed to be dead!

Chev Presto.

[''Gun fight between henchmens of Carlito and Don Kim ensues'']

News reporter Police have moved to surround the Hotel Lint, where the madman behind today's mayhem... is holed up and making a desperate last stand. Officials have confirmed gunfire on the sundeck. Our news chopper will bring live, uncensored coverage from above the hotel. Again, this coverage is uncensored, so any small children present should leave the room.

Ricky Get me out of here! I'll kill you, Chelios!

Chev Too late!

Carlito Look out!

[''A Don Kim thug has thrown a grenade''; ''Grabs a henchman to cover the grenade'']

Henchman Thanks, boss.

Ricky Let's get the fuck out of here, now! Let's go!

Chev Present from Kaylo.

[''Points gun'']

Ricky Now what?

Chev Now you say shit!

Carlito Where the fuck were you?!

Ricky Who's the bitch, now?! No, no! You fly, motherfucker! Motherfuckin fly!

[''Plunges syringe into Chev's neck''; ''Shoots Carlito and climbs into helicopter'']

Chev You're dead!

Ricky Oh my God! You're dead! You're dead, motherfucker!

[''Chev and Ricky are fighting in the airborne helicopter and they fall out in free fall still fighting'']

Chev Thought I'd told you I'd kill you, you little bitch!

[''Chev then snaps Ricky's neck who drifts away lifeless and Chev then makes a phone call'']

Chev Hey, its Eve. I'm glad you called but I'm not here. Leave a message, unless you're selling something cause I'm not interested. If you're not, then just... Wait, time's up. Hey, doll... Looks like I let you down, again. Seems like all my life I've just been going... going... going... I wish I'd taken more time to stop and smell the roses, so to speak. Well, I guess it's too late for that now. You're the greatest, baby.

[''Chev lands on a vehicle, bounces onto the road and a heartbeat is heard'']

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Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

Family Unite for Impending Conflict

Sefina Hobbs My baby's come home!

Luke Hobbs I'm sorry to bring trouble here, Mama, but I need my brothers. This family is going to war. We're gonna need cars... and guns. Mama, where's all our guns?

[opens the armory to find traditional Samoan spears and handheld weapons]

Sefina I get rid of them.

Deckard Shaw Very noble, Mrs. Hobbs. We're in serious trouble.

[whispers to Hattie]

Hattie Shaw That's an understatement.

Sefina These guns, they kill all our family, bring shame on our house. So I get rid of them. Cause no take one real man for pull one trigger.

Luke All right, we're going to war with the family heirlooms... We're gonna need a lot more. Let's get old-school.

[grabs a spiked club]

Hattie We're never gonna survive their firepower.

Deckard It doesn't take a real man to pull a trigger, but for Eteon, it does take an activation chip.

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Snatch

Perceptions of Danger in Unlikely Appearances

Turkish Now, I know he looks like a fat fucker … well, he is a fat fucker … but he's dirty and he's dangerous.

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Snatch

The Resilience of Boris "the Blade

Turkish Boris "the Blade", or Boris "the Bullet Dodger". As bent as the Soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard.

[Voiceover]

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Crank

Flight Delays and Adrenaline Inhibitors

Doc Miles Hey, Chev. My flight's delayed.

Chev Shit!

Doc Miles It's all right. Relax. I mean, don't relax. That shit they gave you is cutting off your adrenaline. Excitement, fear, danger. It causes your body to make a chemical called ]. They introduced an inhibitor to your system.

[[w:ephedrine|ephedrine]

Chev Fuck!

Doc Miles Dude, you've got to massively increase the ephedrine levels in your body, to force out the inhibitors. Go to a hospital. Get ], an artificial adrenaline. It comes in 10-milligram syringes. It's potent, so don't overdo it. A 5th of an injection will do. Chevy? Did you get that? Did you get that?

[[w:Adrenaline|epinephrine]

Chev Yeah, epi-something.

Doc Miles Okay, okay. I've gotta go. Now, I'll call you when I get there.

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Spy

Secrets and Machines in Espionage

Rick Ford And I know there's a fucking ] machine! You're jus keeping it secret from me.

[[Face/Off]

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Crank

Admiring Toughness in a Character

Chev You like that tough guy? How frickin awesome was that, huh?

[After chopping Ricky Verona's brother's hand off]

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Hatchet Harry: The Enforcer's Reputation

Bacon Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry's invited Smithy round for explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry's lost his rag. Reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. He's then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. Now, that was seen as a pleasant way to go. Hence, Hatchet Harry is the man you pay if you owe.

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The Meg

Refusal Amidst Persuasion

Jonas Taylor You're going to tell me your ] and I'm going to say no. You're going to offer me ] and I'm going to say no. You're going to try to appeal to my better ] and I'm still going to say no because I don't have one.

[[story; [money; [nature]

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Crank

Confrontation and Tension Among Characters

Orlando Yo, Chevy...

Chev Where's Verona? Talk!

Orlando What about?!

Chev Don't fuck with me!

Orlando I'm not! Just calm down!

Chev Don't tell me to calm down!

Orlando Fuck, man!

Henchman Orlando? You all right? Hey, there's ] with a gun up in here!

[[w:White trash|a white nigger]

Orlando Just be still, motherfuckers! You see that? I'm trying to help you here, man.

Chev I gotta find Ricky Verona.

Orlando Why would I know where Verona is?

Chev Yeah, yeah. You don't know, but you're gonna tell me. Or I'm gonna blow your brains into the fuckin toilet! I'm gonna fucking kill him!

[''All henchman come thronging into washroom pointing all their guns at Chev'']

Orlando Whoa! Put your guns down! The white man is cool! The white man is... The white man is cool! Y'all like ]. Now look, Chevy came here to discuss something. We gonna discuss this shit in a civilized manner. Chevy? You had a question? Or a point to make?

[[w:Somali Civil War|them Somalia niggers]

Chev Where's Verona?

Orlando Okay, I'm not affiliated with Ricky Verona. You pulled the ] job together.

[[w:Kane Spring, California|Anselmo]

Chev Don't fuckin bullshit me!

Orlando Easy! Easy! Easy! All right? Look, you're operating under a false pretence. Ricky and I did not pull... the Anslemo job together. Ricky fucked me on the Anselmo job. In fact, Ricky Verona still owes me $7,5000.

Chev Not how I heard it.

Orlando But that's the way it is. So, you see, I don't know where Verona is. If I did, I'd probably be there right now, beating ] off his ass.

[[w:Gucci|the Gucci]

Chev All right. All right. That's what I'm talking about. That's almost civilized.

Orlando Shit, dude. What's wrong with you?

Chev Just give me some coke. You got any coke?

Orlando Now you're gonna insult me.

Chev Come on, I don't have time! Just give me something. I'm really dying, here.

Orlando I can see that.

Chev I'm really fucking dying!

Ọrlạṇdo You saying ]?

[[w:List of cocaine analogues|this is medicinal-use coke]

Çhev Ṭhạṭ's rịght.

Orlando Well?!

Chev What?!

Orlando This shit ain't free, nigga. That's enough. What, you gonna do the shit right here? Oh God! Chevy... What the... oh, that's good, that's good. That's good right? Why you looking for Verona anyway?

[''Chev throws out some dollar bills''; ''Chev opens coke bag spilling contents on floor'']

Chev Some Chinese assholes hired him to kill me. This is about Don Kim. What do you know about it?

Orlando I know you pulled the trigger.

Chev Of course I pulled the trigger. Why wouldn't I pull the fuckin trigger?

Orlando Whoa... yo, Chelios, you good?

Chev This shit ain't working.

Orlando Excuse me?

Chev I know what I have to do.

Orlando Well, shit. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. What is it you gotta do?

Chev I gotta kick some black ass.

Orlando What?! Shit! There he goes again.

Chev ]?!

[[w:Reverse racism|Who wants white meat; ''Chev fights Orlando's associates while going to his car and drives off'']

Orlando's associates You ain't got shit, motherfucker! Put that fuckin twig down, bitch! Faggot! Get the fuck out of here, bitch!

Chev Doc? What's up, Doc?

[''Answers phone'']

Ricky You motherfucker! Why aren't you dead yet?! What the fuck you doing?!

Chev Coming for you. Fucking believe me. Whatever.

Ricky I'll be waiting, but you won't make it. You should know that I'm all about hooking up with that mystery girl, you've been banging. Soon as you're underground. I forgot to say so on ] I left.

[[w:List of James Bond villains|that gay James Bond tape]

Chev What and then you're gonna rape my grandmother? Blah blah fuckin blah you lịttle mug. You listen to me. What do you think Carlito will do when he finds out what you did? Your whole crew is history!

Pursuing police cruiser Driver, pull over!

Chev Fuck! Great.

Ricky You talking about Carlito? Because me and Carlito, we're boys now. We're tight.

Chev Tight, like when your brother fucked you in 3rd grade?

Ricky That's snappy. But I did you pretty good, didn't I Chelios? Admit it. We'll see.

Pursuing police cruiser Pull over!

Chev Know what the best part is? Sorry, must go. Bye-bye. Yeah. Doctor Miles. Fuck! What took you so long? Jesus Christ. Sorry Chevy I just got the message. Okay. Forget it. Listen, I'm dying! I've been poisoned with some Chinese synthetic shit. What? You've gotta fucking do something for me.

Doc Miles What are your symptoms?

Chev It's like I'm slowing down.

Doc Miles Stuck in tar. Blurred vision?

Chev Yeah.

Doc Miles Dizzy?

Chev Sure.

Doc Miles Any pain in your chest?

Chev Not really. I feel good right now.

Doc Miles What are you doing?

Chev Driving through a mall cops chasing me.

Doc Miles The adrenaline is what's keeping you alive.

Chev Having a little trouble hearing you.

Doc Miles You got to keep moving, Chevy.

Chev Explain.

Doc Miles If I'm right they gave you the “Beijing cocktail”. It's very nasty shit. It works on ], blocks ]. The only thing you can do to slow it down, is to keep the flow of adrenaline constant. Meaning if you stop you die.

[[w:adrenal gland|the adrenal gland; [w:Sensory neuron|it's receptors]

Chev Hang on.

Doc Miles Jesus! What... Are you there? Are you okay?

Chev What'd you say Doc? If you stop, you die!

Doc Miles That's what I'm trying to do. Keep moving, keep the blood pumping. Chevy, you there?

Chev Every time I slow down it's like my veins start to rust.

Doc Miles Did you take anything?

Chev Couple grams of coke.

Doc Miles That's a start.

Chev I'll be in L.A. In an hour.

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Revolver

Desperation in a Constrained Situation

Jake Green Now I've got to spend the next two minutes, shaking... and sweating... like a crack whore clucking for a fix... Should have taken the stairs... cause it's getting very... very tight in here.

[In an elevator]

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Crank: High Voltage

Defiance in the Face of Adversity

Long Beach Nose Punch Triad ] at Chev] You Lost?

[''Taps on Chev's shoulder pointing [[w:Springfield Armory XD|a two tone Springfield XD pistol]

Chev Chelios Nope.

[''Parries the gun out of the gunman's hand and slams his forearm in his face knocking him out'']

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Crank: High Voltage

Medical Discussion About Patient's Fate

Chinese Doctor 1 ]/ How long can we keep him alive?

[''Conversing in either [[w:Mandarin|Mandarin; [w:Cantonese|Cantonese]

Chinese Doctor 2 Maybe long time. He die hard with a vengeance.

Chinese Doctor 1 Big Boss need to harvest his cornucopia of organs for later. ], ], ]...

[[w:lungs|Lungs; [w:pancreas|pancreas; [w:bladder|bladder]

Chinese Doctor 2 What comes out next?

Chinese Doctor 1 Boss gave specific order. ] with Chev fully aware of the intentions]

[''Doctor points to a diagram and circles [[w:penis|the reproductive organ]

Nurse Oh, you big cock English. Strong like horse.

[''Lifts up medical blanket'']

Chev Chelios Fuck that.

[''He proceeds to brutally assault the two doctors before escaping'']

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Spy

Questioning Readiness for Dangerous Situations

Rick Ford You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fuckin eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a ] and broke both legs upon landing. I still had to pretend I was in a fucking ] show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and reattached with this fuckin arm.

[[parachute; [Cirque du Soleil]

Susan Cooper I don't know that that's possible. I mean, medically…

Rick Ford During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of Congress as ].

[[Barack Obama]

Susan Cooper In blackface? That's not appropriate.

Rick Ford I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while on fire. Not the car. I was on fire.

Susan Cooper Jesus, you're intense.

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Wrath of Man

Betrayal and Loyalty in the Cash Truck Game

Bullet You know I like you, right, H? Well, there's somethin I need to tell you. About me. I've got some friends. I help em out. They help me out from time to time. My pals, I helped em get into the cash truck game, in a manner of speaking. With me on the inside. You get me?

H Nah, Bullet, I don't.

Bullet I tell them which trucks to hit and they hit em. The two guards being killed was necessary. The boy was unfortunate. But we're a winning team. Militarily precise. You with me now?

H Yeah. I with you 100%. Continue.

Bullet For starters, there are no bullets in your gun. Secondly, I have to tell you, the will kill you if you don't comply. So, do as I say, and you won't get hurt.

H And why do you need me?

Bullet We need somethin super-sized. So we can walk away for good. We want the jackpot.

H The depot. You want me to get you in.

Bullet Then you can look the other way.

H When, Bullet?

Bullet Today. There's no turning back.

H And what's in it for me?

Bullet Your life. Do we have a deal?

H Yeah. We have a deal.

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The Expendables 2

Timing and Friendship in Action

Lee Christmas Hey, I'd hate to break up the bromance. We're twenty seconds late!

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Meg 2: The Trench

Humans and Megs: A Misguided Connection

Jonas Taylor Humans and megs were never meant to mix.

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The Expendables 2

A Friend's Advice on Fighting Skills

Lee Christmas From one friend to another...

Barney Ross What?

Lee Christmas You really need to learn how to fight.

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Death Race

Fortuitous Encounters in Unlikely Places

Jensen Ames You sure are lucky a driver like me just happened to turn up in your prison when I did.

Hennessey Oh, I'm more than lucky. I'm blessed. Sometimes it's like the right hand of god is sitting on my shoulder.

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The Expendables

A Confrontation of Mercenaries and Betrayal

Barney Ross Munroe!

[aiming at Munroe]

James Munroe Drop the weapons, or I will put a bullet through her eye! Don't test me.

[holding Sandra at gunpoint]

Sandra Garza No, no!

[screaming]

Munroe Shut up or I'll kill you. The ]'s parasites hired you, didn't they? I'd have paid you twice as much... to go fishing! You'd have to think I'm pretty freakin stupid to surrender to the Agency. Why would I do that? I created this. I made it all happen! And they wanted me out. Why? Because I saw the big picture! Stop walking! And what about me and you? We are both the same. We're both mercenaries. We're are both dead inside. So why the hell did you come after me?

[to Sandra; to Barney, who is getting up, in reference to Mr. Church; [w:Central Intelligence Agency|Agency; referring to his control and drug business in Vilena; Barney is now on his feet and approaching]

Barney Ross I didn't come after you, dipshit. I came for her!

[Sandra breaks free of Munroe's hold]

Lee Christmas Call it a tie.

[throws knife throws Munroe's back]

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Death Race

Embracing the Role of a Monster

Jensen Ames (to Hennessey) You wanted a monster? Well, you've got one.

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Death Race

Anticipation of Race Day Preparation

Jensen Ames So where's the ammo?

Gunner We get that on race day.

Jensen Ames Pity.

Coach Yeah, everyone thinks that, the first time.

Jensen Ames Thinks what?

Coach About turning the guns on the guards. About escaping.

Jensen Ames No, I wasn't thinking that.

Coach Well I'm glad, because Hennessey's got electric kill switches on all the guns on all the cars. And all the guard towers are fortified, and their guns are bigger than your guns. Oh, did I mention the helicopters and also the fact that we're on an island here a mile from the nearest shoreline? The only way in or out of here is on that one skinny bridge you came in on.

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Revolver

Confronting Inner Demons and Dependency

Jake Green Oh, I know you're still there... cause I can feel you dying. I can hear you tapping me... for a little nutrition. Now who's looking for a fix? It gets a little tight in here, do you? Well, you're not wrong... cause the walls are moving in. No food here. Not today, sunshine. My eyes are open and the restaurant's closed. Jog on. Slide off. Find someone else to fill your pipe. Someone, who won't see you coming... or know, when you're there.

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Crank: High Voltage

Confronting a Massive Challenge in Life

Chev Chelios ] in the ] of a Massive homo cunt!

[''Chico [[w:urination|pisses; [w:Wake (physics)|wake; [w:Motorboat|motorboat]

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Spy

A Vow Remembered in Espionage

Rick Ford I'm pretty sure we all took a fucking vow. I remember it. I remember raising my fucking hand and saying some shit.

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Crank: High Voltage

Questioning Morality and Conscience

Chev Chelios You pair of sausage nigels! How do you sleep at night?

[''Upon seeing guys using a shock collar on their dog'']

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The Meg

Discovery of the Megalodon

Jonas Taylor My God, it's a Megalodon.

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Death Race

Betrayal in the Heat of Competition

Jensen Ames (during the race) Did you kill the old Frank?

Case I sabotaged his rear weapons.

Jensen Ames Why?

Case Hennessey. She said she'd sign my release papers. It's my life back.

Jensen Ames Don't tell me you killed him, too.

Case I didn't kill him. He wouldn't quit! I just wanted to make sure he wouldn't win.

Jensen Ames Why would Hennessey want that?

Case To keep Frank here, racing.

Jensen Ames And yesterday?

Case I was trying to set you back.

Jensen Ames So, I'm not supposed to win, either. Just make it exciting.

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Crank

Tension and Confrontation Among Characters

Chev How'd you like that one, tough guy? How frickin awesome was that, huh? Well, well, well. You feel like talking? Where's your fuckin brother?

Aaron Doing your mother like a whore, you bitch!

Chev Nice. ].

[[w:Cut of beef|I wonder how many steaks I could carve out of you]

Aaron You died, motherfucker! Yeah, wanna fuck with me, ese?

Chev What, you rolling pin mighty good?

Aaron What the hell you think you doing, huh? What, you want to dance with me, motherfucker? I'll fuck you up! Come on!

[''Chev executes Aaron with his own gun'']

Chev Jesus! Nothing's easy. Wanna hold hands?

[''Throws Aaron's hand to Kaylo'']

Ricky Hey, talk to me, bro.

[''Answers phone'']

Chev Hey, Ricky. ]? ]? ]?

[[w:Fellatio|How much for sucking me off; [w:Emasculation|Are you in the mood; [w:Anilingus|Maybe let me lick your ass or something]

Aaron Who is this?! Shit! Chelios?! Is this fucking Chelios?!

Chev That's right, bro. Guess how I got your brother's phone? I'm sure you have it all figured out. Looks like you should've cut me up when you had the chance. I'm having a little trouble hearing you. You experiencing a little 20/20 hindsight?

Aaron You're supposed to be fucking dead!

Chev You know, I kind of like that shit you put in me. Gonna give me some more?

Ricky Well, I'm... I'm...

Chev I know, I know. Hey... What's this?! A necklace?! ], huh?!

[[w:Homophobia in ethnic minority communities|You guys really are faggots]

Ricky That's the medallion my grandfather gave by dad and- You know what you take that and you shove it up your ass. Fuck! Fuck you, man! Shove that thing up your ass!

Chev No thanks. You know, I think I'll hang on to it. You'll have to come find me, after all. Fucked up that you killed your own brother.

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Crank

Rooftop Encounter Between Chev and Henchman

Carlito henchman Fucking call me talking shit! I'm doing my job. I'm doing my shit. I'm up here chillin', doing what I do. I'm a rooftop mother- hey, Chevy! What's up, dog? You chillin'? You good? What a coincidence!

[''Ends a call on Don Kim's shirt factory rooftop''; ''Chev comes up behind the Carlito henchman lightly pushing him and pointing a gun at his forehead'']

Chev Chelio What do you mean?

Carlito henchman What, you waiting for a bus?

Chev Chelio Actually, I thought a helicopter... what is this?

Carlito henchman What?

Chev Chelio You working for the Chinese?

Carlito henchman The Chinese?! You crazy? I wouldn't do that to you.

Chev Chelio I am crazy. Where's Kaylo? Okay, ding. Time's up.

[''Raises up both hands'']

Carlito henchman What do you mean, "ding"?! What do you mean, "ding"?!

[''Chev lunges at the henchman''; ''Chev grabs the henchman''; ''Chev throws the henchman off the roof'']

Chev Chelio Where is that motherfucker?!

[''Chev then goes some floors below and appears before three Carlito henchmen'']

Carlito henchman Chev.

Chev Chelio What the fuck is this?!

[''Noticing the murdered body of Kaylo'']

Carlito henchman Chev, baby. Take it easy.

Chev Chelio Oh, you mean like this? Now you tell me where that little toe-rag motherfucker is; Verona.

[''Points gun at henchman who just blinks eyes and turns head slightly'']

Carlito henchman Verona's got nothing to do with this!

Chev Chelio What?!

Carlito henchman Don Carlos wants you off the streets.

Chev Chelio Carlito?!

Carlito henchman You've totally lost your shit, dog! Your all over tv, destroying property, making unauthorized hits?! You are bringing the organization a great deal of embarrassment!

Chev Chelio Organization?! You mean Carlito ordered all of this?!

Carlito henchman Look, don't worry about Verona, we'll take care of him, the best thing for you to do is just find some nice dark quiet place... and just die. I mean, we all gotta die some time right?

Chev Chelio Die. Just die. What, you think I've got cunt written all over my face? So, I'll just die.

[''Chelios points to forehead and a CGI text of CUNT appears on Chelios forehead''; ''Suddenly Eve comes up in elevator'']

Carlito henchman What the... What the...

[''Chev opens fire on henchman starting a gun fight and Chev gets shot trying to escape in elevator'']

Eve You got shot!

Chev Mother... Jesus!

Chev Chelio Eve, move!

Carlito henchman You, asshole!

Eve Don't talk to him like that! My boyfriend kills people!

Chev Chelio Nice.

Eve Oh, God! I had to see if you were telling the truth.

Wrath of Man

A Mother's Grief and Accusation

Jane He looked up to you. He was obsessed with you.

[Dougie]

H It wasn't my work, Jane.

Jane You killed our son. And still, you have nothing to say. You are a cold, cold cunt.

[''Jane crying softly.''; ''Jane sniffles.''; ''Jane leaves.'']

The Expendables 2

Complicated Love and Loyalty Among Friends

Barney Ross Christmas, my friend. Please tell me you ain't going through with this.

Lee Christmas Course I am. Look at that girl. Who wouldn't marry her?

Barney Ross She cheated on you.

Lee Christmas It was a half-cheat.

Barney Ross Which is?

Lee Christmas The other side of a half-truth. The facts are murky.

Barney Ross Murky. I hate to break it to you pal, but your girlfriend over there a the world-class cheating gene.

Lee Christmas I should stab you in the heart.

Barney Ross Too late.

[''Lee's wife comes over'']

Lee Christmas You know, I used to think you had a black heart. Black is too colorful.

Lacy Promise not to keep my baby way for so long?

[''To Barney'']

Barney Ross Cross my heart.

[''Gets up to sit at a table with other colleagues'']

Lee Christmas If he had one.

Hale Caesar Look whose lost in space.

[''Referring to Barney'']

Gunnar Jensen Got a pen?

[''Barney takes out elaborately decorated pen'']

Lee Christmas Hey, you got anything that doesn't have skulls on it?

Barney Ross Matter of fact, I don't.

Gunnar Jensen ]'s ], only I made it better.

[''Writes out physics equation on napkin and holds it up''; [w:Albert Einstein|Einstein; [w:Special relativity|Theory of Special Relativity; ''Blows nose in napkin'']

Snatch

Names and Their Unexpected Origins

Turkish This is Tommy. He tells people he's named after a gun, but I know he's named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.

[Voiceover]

Death Race

A High-Stakes Race for Freedom

Jensen Ames What makes you think for a second I would risk my life doing this for you?

Hennessey Win five races, you go free. Those are the rules, and Frank has won four. Win one more, you walk. Call it intuition, but I don't think you belong in here with the rest of these animals.

Revolver

The Quest for Approval and Identity

Jake Green There is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists, until it's too late to do anything about it. It's the only reason you get up in the morning. The only reason you suffer the shitty boss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. Fear or revere me, but please, think I'm special. We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The hip-hip-hoo-fuckin rah. Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on you crazy diamond, because we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

Surviving Shock in High-Stakes Situations

Brixton Shock will kill a man in three. Do you remember that Deck?

Deckard Shaw Yeah, I remember a lot of things from back then.

Brixton I reckon you’ve only got four shocks in you boys.

Luke Hobbs Yeah? I think we can take five.

Brixton Five? Well, all right.

[gives them one shock]

Shaw You had to open your big mouth, didn’t you?

Hobbs I... I thought it was a cool thing to say in the moment.

Crank: High Voltage

Confrontation Over a Missing Dessert

Chev Chelios Alright, Chow Mein. Who do you work for?!

Shot Gun Triad Fuck you, Chelios!

[''Chev whacks him with the butt of the shotgun'']

Chev Chelios Fucking grunt! You found me in quite an unpleasant mood this morning, mate. Now I'm going to ask you this question one time. Who's got my fucking strawberry tart?! Capische?! J- j- j- j- just spit the fucking name out!

[''Dips shotgun barrel in oil, pulls down the thug's pants, makes a face like; I-can't-believe-I'm-going-to-enjoy-doing-this and then brutally rams the shotgun up his anus''; ''Thug looks at him confused and Chev points to his heart while an on-screen subtitle says "strawberry tart=heart"''; ''The thug starts stuttering''; ''Starts further ramming the shotgun in the thug's ass and starts wiggling it'']

Shot Gun Triad Johnny Vang!

Chev Chelios Johnny fucking Vang?! JOHNNY FUCKING VANG?! Good boy! Where?!

Shot Gun Triad Cypress Social Club!

Chev Chelios Cypress-Cypress Social Club? Now you're sure about that, ain't ya?!

[''Thug nods head'']

Chev Chelios Good boy! Thanks for coming! Now you can keep that!

[''Leaves the shotgun up the thug's ass and walks away'']

Cellular

Choosing a Location with Differing Opinions

Ryan Santa Monica Pier.

[Ryan and Ethan are discussing a place to meet]

Ethan No, too busy.

Ryan Yeah, that's kind of the idea, dickhead.

The Expendables 2

Finding and Eliminating the Target

Lee Christmas What's the plan?

Barney Ross Track him, find him, kill him.

Crank

Urgent Request for Assistance

Chev Hey, boss. Something urgent has come up.

[''Jumps with clothes on ịṇto the pool of Carlito's penthouse condominium where he is swimming'']

Carlito So I've heard. Word travels fast.

Chev Carlito, I need your help. I don't have a lot of time.

Carlito No, not much.

Chev We've gotta find an antidote, or something. What's the matter?

Carlito That shit they gave you... It's that Chinese shit. There is no antidote.

Chev What, that's it?

Carlito Honestly, you should be dead already. It's a miracle.

Chev A miracle?

Carlito We give that shit to horses.

Chev You don't have to be so damn fucking cool about it.

Carlito What do you expect me to do?

Chev Find that punk Verona, and his whole fucking crew, and feed them to a cage of ]. What is this? What, are you boys now or something?

[[w:Wolverine|wolverines]

Carlito Verona? That's a small time punk. Not to say that this isn't an opportunity.

Chev Opportunity?!

Carlito Everyone knows the love I have for you, Chev. But maybe this makes up for the Don Kim hit which was... perhaps ill-advised.

Chev Ill-advised?!

Carlito The heat from Hong Kong was much more than we anticipated.

Chev Well, that's outstanding. Glad to know my death can be of some use to you.

Carlito Don't be difficult.

Chev I'm not being difficult. I don't know if you noticed, but I'm having a difficult fucking day, brother! I'm out of here.

Cab driver You're not getting in my cab wet!

[''Ċhev ạpproạçhes'']

Chev I just gave you $200 to wait for 3 minutes.

Cab driver You're not getting in my car, no way!

Chev Yeah, you're right. ]! Al-Qaeda!

[''Grabs cab driver and throws him to ground''; ''Shouts to nearby restaurant patio diners, pointing to him''; [:Al-Qaeda|Al-Qaeda; ''Restaurant patio diners do a dog pile on him'']

Cab driver ]! ]! ]!

[[w:Jingoism|I love America; [w:Public image of George W. Bush|I love Bush; [w:George W. Bush 2004 presidential campaign|I Voted Bush]

Meg 2: The Trench

A Moment of Observation in Meg 2

Jonas Taylor Look at this.

Meg 2: The Trench

The Largest Megalodon Ever Encountered

Jonas Taylor Biggest meg anyone's ever seen.

Revolver

Struggling Between Pain and Desire for Peace

Jake Green Why are they dragging this on? They could just clean me out in one hit. They want me to suffer. These twisted bastards are making me pay. Pay for my own pain. Hands down, that's the most radical concept I have ever heard of......and a part of me dies everytime I think about it. I told myself if this is the last round, they'll have to tear me out, piece by piece, but this I can't take. They've found a weakness. Caught me fair and square, cross-haired, blind-folded, one foot in the grave and two hands on the coffin. I'm cooked, well done, stick a fork in me and see if I bleed. I'm stuck in a trance...somewhere between hell and a hard place...in a gear that doesn't exist, and all I want now...is a little peace.

The Italian Job

Media Attention and Personal Rivalry

Lyle And then ]'s just the media darling... He's on the cover of all the magazines, I should have been on the cover of WIRED magazine. You know what he said? He said he named it ] because it was his nickname because of the nappy hair under the hat. But he, it's because I was NAPPING when he STOLE it from me. He didn't even graduate.

[[w:Shawn Fanning|he; [w:Napster|Napster]

Handsome Rob I think it's time to move on, don't you? They shut him down, I wish they'd do the same to you.

Snatch

The Consequences of Fear and Action

Turkish Ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way? And hey presto, a car's nearly on you, so what do you do? You freeze. And your life doesn't flash before your eyes, cause you're too fucking scared to think – you just freeze, and pull a stupid face. The pikey didn't – why? Because he had plans on running the car over. It had previously occurred to me that the pikey had taken the demise of his mother rather lightly. For every action, there is a reaction. And a pikey reaction … is quite a fucking thing.

[Voiceover]

Cellular

Urgent Call to Action

Ethan Get outside now!

[learning that Jessica had escaped after she killed Mad Dog]

Crank

Unexpected Encounter in a Cab

Cab driver Hey man, what's the matter with you? ]?

[[w:Cocaine dependence|You a crackhead]

Chev Right, just step on it, all right?

Cab driver You're won't die in my cab, crackhead. I got something for you. Take this Haitian shit. This shit is some hardcore shit. It's made from plant shit. Hey, what are you laughing at? Look at this. You see that? That's what a man look like, crackhead. That's power. Now look at you. What the hell. Yeah.

Chev It tastes like ass.

Cab driver That's right, devil. You wait... We're here.

Chev What'd you say was in this stuff?

Cab driver I told you, it's hardcore. It's $5.55. It's all you, man. Have a nice day, devil.

Crank

A Warning Against Overexertion

Chev Don't pop a blood vessel you little penis.

Snatch

Urgent Plea Amidst Imminent Threat

Turkish Hurry up, Tommy, before zee Germans get here.

Death Race

Character Backgrounds and Car References in Dialogue

Lists Jensen Garner Ames. Moved to the states at 24 years old. Named after a car, the Jensen Intercepter. A three time local speedway champion.

Jensen Ames You've done your homework, or do you just know everything?

Coach Jensen Intercepter. I had one. Handled like a school bus.

Death Race

A Father's Reflection on Storytelling for His Child

Jensen Ames (to his daughter) What does little Piper want? Do you want a story? You know you won't understand it, but it'll be good practice for me.

Spy

Immune to Poison: A Unique Claim

Rick Ford Nothing kills me. I'm immune to one-hundred seventy-nine different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring.

Spy

Embracing Challenges and Defying Limits

Rick Ford Well, I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do. Walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up ] at a late age.

[[piano]

Crank: High Voltage

Confronting Disturbing Discoveries and Moral Boundaries

Chev Chelios This isn't my fucking pumper! Becomes deeply revulsed] What is that? What kind of sick freak carries around something like this in a box? I am shocked to my fuckin core. You have got some big problems, motherfucker. What the fuck is that?

[''Peering into Johnny's cooler''; ''Drops cooler on ground'']

Snatch

A Dire Situation Unfolds

Turkish Now … we are fucked.

Revolver

Understanding Roles in Games and Cons

Jake Green One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every game and con there's always an opponent, and there's always a victim. The trick is to know when you're the latter, so you can become the former.

Death Race

Navigating Challenges in a High-Stakes Race

Coach Tomorrow morning, you'll meet your navigator, Case. She'll help you navigate the course, reload your weapons, and help with the running of the car.

Jensen Ames I'd love to talk to her ahead of time before the race.

Gunner Yeah, I'd like a big bad girl to lick peanut butter off my toes, but it ain't gonna happen. This is still a prison, man. She's a chick. They get busted from the women's facility upstate.

Coach It's all about ratings. Fast cars, pretty women...

Gunner Machine Gun Joe's the only one that has male navigators, cause he's gay.

Lists Well... actually, it's because he goes through them so fast, and... audience gets squeamish.

Gunner Yeah he goes through them... through their skin.

Coach He cuts each kill into his skin as a souvenir, I hear.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

A Demanding Request in a Tense Situation

Bacon Bend over the fucking desk!

[To Dog holding up a gun]

The Expendables 2

Unexpected Plans in a Tense Situation

Gunner Jensen I got a plan. Everybody calm down. Phosphate rock.

Lee Christmas What's he doing?

Barney Ross Probably making a bomb.

Barney Ross Ask him.

Lee Christmas What you doing, Gunner?

Gunner Jensen I'm making a bomb. You mind?

Barney Ross A maniac with brains.

Lee Christmas Scary.

Cellular

Miscommunication in the Search for a Person

Ethan We found him yet?

[on walkie talkie]

Dmitri No, I don't see him.

Ethan He's the one on the cell phone, you idiot.

Dmitri Everybody's on a cell phone.

Wrath of Man

Anatomy of a Homicide Explained

Jan What do you want? You here for the money?

H I don't want the money. I want you to read this.

Jan Bullets A-1 and A-2 entered the right lung, causing collapse. Bullet B-1 penetrated the liver, and Bullet B-2 ruptured the spleen. Bullets C-1 and C-2 lacerated the heart. Cause of death, blood loss and trauma. Manner of death, homicide.

H In summary, the liver, the lungs, the spleen, and the heart.

Jan What the fuck do you want?

H I want your liver.

Jan Fuck…

H Your lungs . Your spleen . By the way, his name was Dougie.

[''H shoots''; ''H shoots'']

The Expendables 2

Identity and Origins in The Expendables 2

Pilar Who you are?

Barney Ross ].

[[w:American people|We're Americans]

Lee Christmas Since when?

Gunner Jensen Swedish.

Hale Caesar Blackfoot.

Maggie Chinese.

Toll Road Retards.

Barney Ross You done?

[''To Toll Road'']

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

World-Saving Confidence Amidst Stealth Critique

Deckard Shaw This job requires stealth. Look at you. I mean granted, it's not your fault. But you're too obvious.

Luke Hobbs I'm trying to save the world, which, for the record, will be my fourth time. Cause I'm really good at it.

Death Race

Prison Life and Racing Skills Discussed

Hennessey This prison is the home to murderers, rapists, and violent offenders of every kind. The United States Penal System sends me the worst of the worst. But the men you've provoked, well, let's just say Mr. Ames that the life term you've joined us for may be a lot shorter than you think.

Jensen Ames I understand tradition. Shuffling up the new guy, having a slipping good time up to my neck... (is hit in the side by Ulrich)

Hennessey Bad language... is an issue... for me. While looking over your record, I couldn't help noticing your occupational history. It seems you have some talent behind the wheel. Out of curiosity, when was the last time you raced?

Jensen Ames It's been a while. I lost my license.

Hennessey What if I could help you?

Jensen Ames Get my license back?

Hennessey I had something else in mind. You're familiar with the Death Race, and the driver the fans call Frankenstein. A man so disfigured by crashes that he's forced to wear a mask. His return to the track is highly anticipated, and therein lies my problem. No one knows yet, but poor Frank died on an operating table not long after his last race. Anyone can wear the mask, but not just anyone can drive the car. You have the skills required to keep the legend alive. I want you to become Frankenstein.

Jensen Ames No thanks. He's dead. Why don't you just tell the truth?

Hennessey The audience wants to see Frank again. He moves them. Inspires them. And in this world that's not easy to come by.

Jensen Ames What makes you think for a second I would risk my life doing this for you?

Hennessey Win five races, you go free. Those are the rules, and Frank has won four. Win one more, you walk. Call it intuition, but I don't think you belong in here with the rest of these animals.

Jensen Ames I might surprise you.

Hennessey The race is Friday, and I need your decision. You're a skilled driver. You're chances are good. I'm offering you your freedom, Mr. Ames. If it's not worth risking your life for, what is?

The Meg

Confronting the Threat with Defiance

Jonas Taylor Chew on this, you ugly bastard!

Crank

Dismissive Frustration in Crank

Chev Yeah, blah, blah, fuckin´ blah you little mug!

Meg 2: The Trench

Casual farewell from Jonas Taylor

Jonas Taylor See you later, chum.

The Expendables

Introduction of Characters and Their Names

Sandra Garza What are your names?

[meeting Lee Christmas and Barney Ross for the first time]

Lee Christmas Buda. Pest.

[pointing to himself; pointing to Barney]

Sandra Follow me, please.

[walks away]

Barney Ross ] Nice.

[slowly turns to Lee; [w:Budapest|Buda and Pest.]

The Meg

A Call to Hunt the Creature

Jonas Taylor That thing's out there. We need to find it and kill it.

Spy

Infinite You

Rick Ford You—times infinity.

Snatch

Controlling Chaos in Unpredictable Situations

Turkish You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy, and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, ]-feeding gangster.

[[w:pig|pig]

The Expendables

Assessing the Situation's Flaws

Barney Ross What's wrong with this picture?

[after seeing Dan Paine and his men terrorize a local market]

Lee Christmas Everything.

Death Race

A Father's Love Defines His Worth

Jensen Ames Someone once asked me if I was the best future for my little girl. I've thought about this for long time, and here's what I've decided: No one in this world is perfect. Heaven knows I'm not. But I love her more than anyone else possibly could. In the end, that's all that matters.

Crank

Greeting with a twist of sarcasm

Chev Bonjour, Douchebag!

Death Race

Understanding Life Beyond Prison Walls

Jensen Ames Why don't you wear a number, Coach?

Coach Because I'm not a prisoner. I qualified for parole three years ago. Got as far as the gate. They got a name for it: something-or-another syndrome. Simple fact is, world's changed since I've been in here. Don't know what, don't much want to. But this... this I know.

Jensen Ames What did they sent you away for?

Coach Oh, plenty... and nothing.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Sorting Buyers from Spyers in Bargain Sales

Bacon Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't. Because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping, you're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite; Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, come mon, take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewellery? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm; I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.

Eddie Did you say ten pound?

Bacon Are you deaf?

Eddie That's a bargain. I'll take one.

Bacon Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it, they're waking up! Treat the wife. Treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life, then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again, they've changed the bloody locks. Here, one for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.

Eddie Bacon, cozzers!

Bacon Shit.

[quickly throws all the goods inside a suitcase and starts running]

The Italian Job

Investing in Gold: A Practical Discussion

Left Ear So come on, gentlemen, shopping list. Who's doing what? Spare no dirty details.

John Come on, guys. Take a lesson from an old man. Don't spend it. Invest.

Left Ear In what?

John In gold.

Left Ear What are you getting, Rob?

Handsome Rob Ah, I don't know. There's a lot of things you can get with a lot of money. You know, I'm just thinking about naked girls in leather seats.

Left Ear Obviously. See?

Handsome Rob Suppose I'll get the ]. There's not a lot a girl won't do in the passenger seat of one of those things.

[[w:Aston-Martin Vanquish|Aston-Martin Vanquish]

Lyle I'm gonna get a NAD T-770 digital decoder with a seventy-watt amp and and Burr Brown DAC's.

Left Ear Yeah...

[at a loss]

Lyle It's a big stereo. Speakers so loud, they blow women's clothes off.

Handsome Rob Now you're talking!

Left Ear Thirty-five million dollars, you can't get more creative than that, man? I'm going to Andalusia. The south of Spain. Right over there. Get me a big house, get me a library full of first editions, get a room for my shoes... What about you, Steve?

[points]

Steve Bendel I don't know. I haven't decided yet.

Left Ear You haven't decided yet? Come on, man. Is it the mountain air? Just —

Steve I liked what you said. I'll take one of each of yours.

Left Ear Well here's to two of everything for Steve!

[Laughs]

Memorable Quotes from Jason Statham