American Made - Barry Seal's Confident Car Offer
Barry Seal: [Dana Sibota walks in]
Did you all know that Caddies have more trunk space than any other car? I'll give each and every one of you a Caddy for your troubles, Because I'm going to walk out of here and there ain't a damn thing any one of you can do about it.
Dana Sibota:
He's free to go.
DEA Agent Winter: [the officers unlock the cuffs from Barry's wrists]
Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.
Barry Seal:
You boys should have taken the Caddies.
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Epic Movie - Understanding Family Connections in Unexpected Places
Lucy:
I don't get it.
Apostle in "The Last Supper:
You're all related! Brothers and sisters! You're a family, for Christ's sake! (Jesus rolls his eyes) Sorry.
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Epic Movie - The Power of Family Unity
Peter:
We may not have the numbers on our side or the weapons she possesses, but we have something far more powerful.
Lucy:
Perky breasts?
Peter:
The strength of our family!
Edward:
I'd follow you anywhere, brother.
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Epic Movie - A Plea for Freedom in Captivity
Susan:
Let us out, freak!
Lucy:
Let us out, freak.
Willy:
No, no, no. I can't do that.
Susan:
Yes, you can.
Lucy:
Yes, you can.
Willy:
You're mine now.
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop - A Sharp Retort in a Tense Exchange
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Red Eye - A Night of Chaos and Complaints
Marianne Taylor: [smiles forcedly at Cynthia]
Lisa! Do you have any idea what we've been through? First, there was no reservation. Then, our ceiling exploded. I got chunks of plaster all over me. I could get asthma.
Lisa Reisert:
I'm so sorry, Mrs. Taylor. Is there anything we can do to make it up to you?
Marianne Taylor:
Yes. Start by cleaning house. Get rid of her. She is completely useless.
Bob Taylor:
Absolutely. And cheeky, too.
Lisa Reisert: [she looks over at Cynthia, then to the Taylors]
I see. Well... Here's what you can do. You can fill out a comment card at our front desk.
Marianne Taylor: [indignantly to Bob]
A comment card? She asked us to fill out a comment card.
Bob Taylor:
You want us to fill out a comment card?
Lisa Reisert:
Yes, I do. And after you've finished, you can go ahead and just shove it up your ass.
Cynthia: [as she walks away with Lisa, arm in arm]
Yeah. You are so my hero.
Lisa Reisert:
Let's open the bar.
Cynthia:
Champagne?
Lisa Reisert:
Oh, anything but a bay breeze.
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