Memorable Quotes from Jayma Mays
6 quotesBarry Seal's Confident Car Offer
Barry Seal
Did you all know that Caddies have more trunk space than any other car? I'll give each and every one of you a Caddy for your troubles, Because I'm going to walk out of here and there ain't a damn thing any one of you can do about it.
[Dana Sibota walks in]
Dana Sibota
He's free to go.
DEA Agent Winter
Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.
[the officers unlock the cuffs from Barry's wrists]
Barry Seal
You boys should have taken the Caddies.
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A Sharp Retort in a Tense Exchange
Veck
What do you say?
[to Amy]
Amy
Go to Hell.
Veck
Ouch.
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A Plea for Freedom in Captivity
Susan
Let us out, freak!
Lucy
Let us out, freak.
Willy
No, no, no. I can't do that.
Susan
Yes, you can.
Lucy
Yes, you can.
Willy
You're mine now.
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A Night of Chaos and Complaints
Marianne Taylor
Lisa! Do you have any idea what we've been through? First, there was no reservation. Then, our ceiling exploded. I got chunks of plaster all over me. I could get asthma.
[smiles forcedly at Cynthia]
Lisa Reisert
I'm so sorry, Mrs. Taylor. Is there anything we can do to make it up to you?
Marianne Taylor
Yes. Start by cleaning house. Get rid of her. She is completely useless.
Bob Taylor
Absolutely. And cheeky, too.
Lisa Reisert
I see. Well... Here's what you can do. You can fill out a comment card at our front desk.
[she looks over at Cynthia, then to the Taylors]
Marianne Taylor
A comment card? She asked us to fill out a comment card.
[indignantly to Bob]
Bob Taylor
You want us to fill out a comment card?
Lisa Reisert
Yes, I do. And after you've finished, you can go ahead and just shove it up your ass.
Cynthia
Yeah. You are so my hero.
[as she walks away with Lisa, arm in arm]
Lisa Reisert
Let's open the bar.
Cynthia
Champagne?
Lisa Reisert
Oh, anything but a bay breeze.
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Understanding Family Connections in Unexpected Places
Lucy
I don't get it.
Apostle in "The Last Supper
You're all related! Brothers and sisters! You're a family, for Christ's sake! (Jesus rolls his eyes) Sorry.
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The Power of Family Unity
Peter
We may not have the numbers on our side or the weapons she possesses, but we have something far more powerful.
Lucy
Perky breasts?
Peter
The strength of our family!
Edward
I'd follow you anywhere, brother.
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