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The Consequences of a Holiday Wish
Ralphie:
Ok, Black Bart now you get yours!
Ralphie (as an adult): [narrating]
Oh, my God! I shot my eye out!
Santa Claus: [in Ralphie's head]
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Mrs. Parker and Miss Shields: [in Ralphie's head with a sing-song]
You'll shoot your eye out! You'll shoot your eye out!
Santa Claus: [in Ralphie's head; at the same time]
Ho ho ho!
Mrs. Parker: [from the kitchen while she's working on the turkey]
Ralphie, you be careful out there! Don't shoot your eye out!
Ralphie (as an adult): [narrating; Removes his fingers and just sees blood.]
She hadn't seen! She didn't know! My eye's all right. The BB must've hit my glasses. My glasses! Oh, no! Where are my glasses?! Few things brought such swift and terrible retribution on a kid as a pair of busted glasses.
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