Opening Night - Professionalism Over Personal Relationships
Maurice Aarons:
You're not a woman to me anymore. You're a professional. You don't care about anything, do you? You don't care about personal relationships, love, sex, affection.
Myrtle Gordon:
Okay.
Maurice Aarons:
I have a small part. It's unsympathetic. The audience doesn't like me. I can't afford to be in love with you.
Myrtle Gordon:
Good night.
Maurice Aarons:
Yeah, good night.
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Opening Night - Reflections on Conversation and Art
Maurice Aarons:
I thought that small talk was too small, I thought big talk was too pretentious, I thought music was noise, and I thought art was bullshit.
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The Dirty Dozen - Victor Franko's Defiance of Mortality
Victor Franko:
Hey! What's the matter with you? You think I want to die? Ha! If you think that then you don't know Victor Franko.
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Tempest - Cultural References in a Conversation
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Tempest - A Question About John Travolta
Phillip:
Who's John Travolta?
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Tempest - Regret Over Missed Television Moments
Phillip: [[home; [w:Guy Lombardo|Guy Lombardo]
I should have stayed ] and watched ] on television.
Antonia: [[dead]
Guy Lombardo's ].
Phillip:
Really?
Antonia:
Yeah.
Phillip:
How sad.
Antonia:
Yeah.
Miranda:
Who's Guy Lombardo?
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Tempest - Shared Dreams and Unexpected Revelations
Phillip: [[dream]
I had the ] again.
Miranda: [[w:The Go-Go's|Go-Go's]
I had a dream too. I dreamed I was smoking pot at a ] concert.
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Rosemary's Baby - Ambitions and Reassurances Amidst Uncertainty
Guy Woodhouse:
I know where you got the idea that Minnie and Roman were witches but how come you thought Abe and I joined the party, huh? Let's face it, darling, you had the pre-partum crazies. And now you're gonna rest and you're gonna get over them... From now on, everything's gonna be roses. Paramount's within an inch of where we want em, and suddenly Universal's interested too. And we're gonna blow this town. We're gonna be in the beautiful hills of Beverly with a pool and a spice garden - the whole schmeer. And the kids too, Ro. Scouts honor, you heard what Abe said? I've gotta run now and get famous.
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Rosemary's Baby - A Darkly Humorous Reflection on Morality
Guy Woodhouse: [about having sex with Rosemary while she was passed out]
It was kinda fun in a necrophile sort of way.
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