John Ritter Biography
Johnathan Southworth "John" Ritter (September 17, 1948 – September 11, 2003) was an American actor, voice over artist and comedian, perhaps best known for playing Jack Tripper and Paul Hennessy in the ABC sitcoms "Three's Company" and "8 Simple Rules," respectively. Don Knotts called him the "greatest physical comedian on the planet." Ritter's final films "Bad Santa," "Clifford's Really Big Movie" and "Stanley's Dinosaur Round-Up" were all dedicated in his memory.
John Ritter Movies
John Ritter TV Shows
John Ritter Quotes
Simple Thoughts on Everyday Needs
Vaughan Cunningham:
You seem like a thinker, you know. You seem to always be deep in thought. Okay, tell me something. What are you thinking right now?
Karl Childers:
I was thinking um, I'm gonna take some of these potaters home with me.
Vaughan:
Oh. How about before that?
Karl:
Let me think, mmm. Before that I was thinking I could use me another six or eight cans of that potted meat if you got any extra, mmm.
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Misunderstandings About Health and Behavior
Marcus:
It won't happen again. I can promise you that. Willie here has low blood sugar. That's all.
Willie:
That's right. I forgot to take my pill.
Bob Chipeska:
It's not just the swearing. Forgive me for prying, but did one of you, um, fornicate...
Willie:
Fornicate?
Bob Chipeska:
Yes, with a heavy-set woman in the big-and-tall dressing room?
Willie:
Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
Bob Chipeska:
Yes... Well, even still, I think it's best for all parties considered if we...
Marcus:
If we what?
Bob Chipeska:
Well, I have somebody else interested in the position.
Willie:
Before you do something stupid, you might want to think about this shit.
Bob Chipeska:
What are you talking about?
Willie:
I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over goddamn USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little motherfuckers all over the sidewalk out there. Holding picket signs and using bullhorns and shit like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?
Bob Chipeska:
Oh no, this is not a handicapped thing. I have nothing against you people.
Willie:
You people? Did you hear that Marcus? He said "you people".
Marcus:
Who the hell is "us people"?
Bob Chipeska:
No...he said...I...you don't under-- what? No, no. Um, I think it's best if we just forget we had this conversation.
Willie:
Good thinking. And don't worry about us. We'll be fine. Let's get the hell out of here, Marcus.
Willie:
You're pathetic.
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