The Kids Are All Right - A Child's Perspective on Relationships
Laser:
I don't think you guys should break up.
Nic:
No? Why's that?
Laser:
I think you're too old.
Nic: [wryly]
Thanks, Laser.
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The Kids Are All Right - Sperm Donation Compared to Blood Donation
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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant - Conflicting Dreams and Loyalties Among Friends
Darren:
Look, I didn't mean to hurt anybody.
Steve:
Who cares what you meant to do? What you did was take my place. That was my dream.
Darren:
Steve, what are you doin with him?
Steve:
Who? Murlaugh? Come on, man, he's not as bad as he looks. For one thing, he didn't say I had bad blood, like Crepsley. And for another thing, they didn't lie to me. And you know what? They think I'm awesome! They say I have a destiny, or whatever. Look at you. Who wants to be a vampire anyways? Vampires suck. Vampeneze rule!
Murlaugh: [''Looking at Mrs. Shan'']
Juicy!
Steve:
First guy I killed, Mr. Kersey. Blood, just gets me goin', you know what I mean?
Darren:
I wouldn't know, I haven't been drinking any.
Steve: [''Laughs'']
I know you; always trying to look Mr. Goody Two-Shoes, all the time. I bet you'll resist drinking blood, and resist drinking it, and resist drinking it. And then at the last second, you'll become this total bloodhound! All right, man, here's the deal. See, the fact guy, he still wants you on the team. And despite everything else, you are still my best friend. So I tell you what, I'll make you a deal that might just save your ass. If you kill your family, I'll let the freak go. Wait, my bad, that's backwards. If you kill the freak, I'll let your family live.
Murlaugh:
What? Let the juicy one go?
Steve: [''Turns back to Darren''; ''Holds out a switchblade'']
Hey. Look, man, it's part of the plan. Talk to Mr. Tiny. So whaddya say? Oh, you gotta drink her blood, too. You can do her in with this.
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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant - Betrayal and Ambition in Dark Relationships
Mr. Tiny: [''Pauses'']
Careful. The first step is a big one. Oh, I know. You miss- the one known as Darren. You feel betrayed, abandoned- you're a loyal friend. Unlike him.
Steve:
Darren was a loyal friend.
Mr. Tiny:
Oh, really? What if I told you he's still alive? He's taken your place, stealing your dreams! Oh, I know. You dream of killing people, drinking their blood! You dream of leading a great, bloodthirsty army!
Steve:
Who the hell are you?
Mr. Tiny:
I'm Mr. Tiny.
Steve:
Are you a vampire?
Mr. Tiny:
Oh, I'm not a vampire. I'm not a vampeneze. I'm... an aficionado. I want to see a marvelous war!
Steve:
What do you want from me, you freak?
Mr. Tiny: [''Visibly annoyed''; ''Looks pointedly at Steve'']
Oh, I'm not a freak. I despise freaks! Can a freak travel back and forth between life and death? I think not. Can a freak create new life from rotting flesh and souls? Please! Can a freak bring about the Apocalypse, and rule the world? No. Sadly neither can I. Not without help.
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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant - The Rules of Vampirism Explained
Larten Crepsley:
Now, are you mentally unfit? Didn't you hear me threaten you at the show?
Steve:
I did. It was awesome. You see, I want this. I want you to make me into a vampire. Vampires- they don't take crap from anybody. They live by their own set of rules.
Larten Crepsley:
It's true; they do have their own rules. We wrote some of them.
Gavner Purl:
And one of those rules is: "Children can't become vampires.
Steve: [Holds out a small cut on his hand]
Look- blood!
Larten Crepsley: [Wide-eyed; Crepsley drops the act and gives Steve a deadpan expression.]
Blood! You see Gavner! Blood... Look. If you become a vampire, you have to leave your friends, and your family; it's deeply depressing. Trust me. Now get out of here!
Steve:
I haven't seen my dad in years. My mom's drunk all the time. I absolutely hate my life! I've never actually said it before, but it's the truth. This is what I was meant for.
Larten Crepsley:
What you were meant for? Well, if that's the case, let's test your blood.
Gavner Purl:
Larten...
Larten Crepsley:
Who sent you here? Your blood tastes of evil. You can never be a vampire.
Steve: [''In disbelief, then anger'']
What, I have... bad blood? I'm never gonna forget this. One day, I promise you, I will hunt you down-
Larten Crepsley:
And what? Kill me? You know how easily I could kill you. I could do it tonight. I could knock you out, and lay you in front of a bus, and no one would ever know!
Gavner Purl: [''Quietly, looking at Steve'']
Calm down; save that stuff for the enemy! He's just an idiot kid! Who should be leaving, right now, while he still can.
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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant - A Test of Maturity and Composure
Mr. Tall: [Whisper kind of voice]
Are you boys 21? Are you 21?... Say yes!
Darren Shan:
Yeah.
Steve:
Yes.
Mr. Tall: [''Same whisper voice'']
Good, you don't have a tendency towards panic, sudden cardiac arrest, or crippling anxiety do you?... Say no!
Darren Shan:
No.
Steve: [''shakes head'']
Nope.
Mr. Tall:
Good, go right in, the show is about to start.
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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 - Love, Sacrifice, and Complicated Relationships
Gale Hawthorne:
I should've volunteered to take your place in the first Games.
Peeta Mellark:
No, you couldn't have. No, she never would have forgiven you. She needed you to be there and take care of her family, and you did. She can't lose you. She really loves you.
Gale Hawthorne:
And the way she kissed you in the Quarter Quell. She never kissed me like that.
Peeta Mellark:
Oh, just part of the show.
Gale Hawthorne:
No. No, you won her over. You gave up everything for her. Well, it's not gonna be an issue much longer. I doubt all three of us are gonna make it out of this. And if we do, then... it's her problem who to choose, right?
Peeta Mellark:
Yeah.
Gale Hawthorne:
I do know that Katniss will pick whoever she can't live without.
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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 - Mutual Protection in Uncertain Times
Peeta Mellark:
You're still trying to protect me. Real or not real?
Katniss Everdeen:
Real. That's what you and I do. Keep each other alive.
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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 - The Meaning of Death and Choice
Peeta Mellark:
What do all those deaths mean? They mean that our lives were never ours. There was no real life because we didn't have any choice. Our lives belong to Snow and our deaths do, too. But if you kill him, Katniss, if you end all of this, all those deaths - they mean something.
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The Hunger Games - Fear of Losing One's Identity
Peeta Mellark:
I just don't want them to change me.
Katniss Everdeen:
How will they change you?
Peeta Mellark:
I don't know. Turn me into something I'm not. I just don't want to be another piece in their game, you know?
Katniss Everdeen:
You mean you won't kill anyone?
Peeta Mellark:
No... I mean, I'm sure I would just like anyone else when the time came but I just keep wishing I could think of a way to show them, that they don't own me. If I'm gonna die, I wanna still be me.
Katniss Everdeen:
Yeah... I just can't afford to think like that.
Peeta Mellark:
Yeah, I know.
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The Hunger Games - Peeta's Secret Crush Revealed on Live TV
Caesar Flickerman:
So Peeta, tell me. Is there a special girl back home?
Peeta Mellark:
No. No, not really.
Flickerman:
No? I don't believe it for a second, look at that face! Handsome man like you! Peeta. Tell me.
Peeta:
Well, there, uh... There is this one girl that I've had a crush on forever. But I don’t think she actually recognised me until the Reaping.
Flickerman:
Well, I'll tell you what, Peeta. You go out there, and you win this thing, and when you get home- she'll have to go out with you! Right folks?
Peeta:
Thanks, but I, uh- I don't think winning's gonna help me at all.
Flickerman:
And why not?
Peeta:
Because she came here with me.
Flickerman: [dismayed]
Well, that's bad luck.
Peeta:
Yeah, it is.
Flickerman:
And I wish you all the best of luck.
Peeta:
Thank you.
Flickerman:
Peeta Mellark! District 12!
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The Hunger Games - A Mother's Hope for District 12's Success
Peeta Mellark:
You know what my mother said? It looks like District 12 may finally have a winner. But she wasn't talking about me. She was talking about you.
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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - Threats and Loyalties in a Dystopian World
Peeta Mellark:
They won't touch Prim.
Johanna Mason: [''shouts at the artificial "sky" of the arena''; tributes look at her in disbelief]
Your fiancé's right. The whole country loves your sister. If they torture her, or do anything to her... Forget the districts. There would be...riots in the damn Capitol. Hey, how does that sound, Snow? What if we... What if we set your backyard on fire? You can't put everybody in here! What? He can't hurt me. There's nobody left that I love.
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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - Sacrifices and Survival in the Arena
Peeta Mellark: [pulls off the locket around her neck]
Katniss, I don't know what kind of deals you made with Haymitch, but he made me promises too. If you die, and I live, I'd have nothing. Nobody else that I care about.
Katniss Everdeen:
Peeta...
Peeta Mellark: [opens locket to see three pictures - Gale, Prim, and Mrs. Everdeen]
It's different for you. Your family needs you. You have to live. For them.
Katniss Everdeen:
What about you?
Peeta Mellark: [smiles sadly]
No one needs me.
Katniss Everdeen:
I do. I need you.
Johanna Mason:
Alright, lovebirds!
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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - Tributes Seek Allies in the Arena
Haymitch Abernathy:
Good news. At least half the tributes want you as allies.
Peeta Mellark:
They saw her shoot.
Haymitch Abernathy:
Well, sweetheart, you got your pick of the litter.
Katniss Everdeen:
I want Wiress and Beetee.
Peeta Mellark:
Johanna calls them "Nuts" and "Volts".
Haymitch Abernathy:
OK, good. Who else?
Katniss Everdeen: [Peeta turns away in disapproval]
Mags. All right, fine. Then no one.
Haymitch Abernathy:
I'll tell them you're still making up your mind.
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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - Preparing for Deadly Competitors in the Arena
Haymitch Abernathy: [points to a TV; TV changes]
Cashmere and Gloss, brother and sister, District 1. They won back-to-back games, Capitol favorites, lots of sponsors, they will be lethal. and the other half of the career pack, Brutus and Enobaria.
Katniss Everdeen:
What's with her teeth?
Haymitch Abernathy:
She had them filed into fangs so she could rip people's throats out.
Peeta Mellark:
She's committed, I'll give her that.
Haymitch Abernathy: [TV changes; TV changes; TV changes to Finnick Odair]
Wiress and Beetee. Not fighters, but brilliant. And weird. Real tech-savvy. He won his games by electrocuting six tributes at once. The Morphlings, masters of camouflage. They won their games by hiding until everyone was dead. Self medicating ever since, which I applaud; not a threat.
Katniss Everdeen:
Finnick Odair, right?
Haymitch Abernathy:
Yes he won his games at 14, youngest ever. Extremely humble.
Katniss Everdeen:
You're kidding.
Haymitch Abernathy:
Yes I'm kidding, he's a peacock. A total preener. But he's the Capitol darling, they love him here. Charming, smart, and very skilled in combat, especially in water.
Peeta Mellark:
Any weaknesses?
Haymitch Abernathy:
One. Mags. She volunteered for Annie. Mags was his mentor and basically raised him. If he's trying to protect her in any way, it exposes him.
Katniss Everdeen:
A guy like that should know she's not going to make it. I bet when it really comes down to it, he won't protect her.
Haymitch Abernathy:
Well, Katniss, I hope when she goes, she goes quickly. She's actually a wonderful lady.
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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - Confrontation in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Romulus Thread: [''raises his whip'']
Move. You want another?
Katniss Everdeen:
Go ahead.
Haymitch Abernathy: [''hurrying in between them'']
Whoah, whoah, whoah!
Romulus Thread: [''aims at Haymitch'']
Get out of my way!
Haymitch Abernathy:
Y-you don't wanna shoot her.
Romulus Thread:
How bout I shoot both of ya?
Haymitch Abernathy:
Look, Commander, you're new here. Trust me, I'm trying to help. I'm Haymitch. You recognize her? Katniss Everdeen? Darling of the Capitol?
Romulus Thread:
She interfered with a Peacekeeper.
Haymitch Abernathy:
I never said she was smart! Look, I- you already got a couple of lashes in-
Romulus Thread: [''jerks his pistol to the right as Peeta approaches him'']
That's not good enough; she's an agitator!
Peeta Mellark:
Easy. Easy.
Haymitch Abernathy:
Look, you sure Snow wants three dead Victors here? Cause that's what we're looking at. It's bad enough that you marked up her face on the eve of the big wedding. Let it go. And we will, too.
Romulus Thread:
All right. Okay. But next time, it's the firing squad.
Haymitch Abernathy:
Excellent idea.
Romulus Thread: [shouting angrily; turns to the crowd, still shouts; ''turns back to Haymitch'']
I don't care who she is. Clear the square! You’re all under curfew! Anyone out after dark will be shot on sight! Get em outta here.
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