The Candidate - Finding Common Ground in Disagreement
Floyd J. Starkey:
There's no point in us chewing over our differences. When we get right down to it, you might find we have a lot in common.
Bill McKay:
I don't think we have shit in common.
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It Came from Beneath the Sea - Upcoming Missions and Future Meetings
Cmdr. Pete Mathews:
Well, I guess that's it. The sub's been ordered on patrol. We'll be on sea duty for a few months. We'll be seeing you, John.
Prof. John Carter:
Soon, I hope.
Cmdr. Pete Mathews:
Will I be seeing you, Leslie?
Prof. Lesley Joyce:
Do you mean when I get back from Cairo?
Cmdr. Pete Mathews:
I mean, women can change, move away, get married, have families.
Prof. Lesley Joyce:
Well, there is that possibility; but, uh, A - there isn't time for that to happen to me; B - I can be reached at the school; and C - how would you like to collaborate with me on a book, "How To Catch A Sea Beast"?
Cmdr. Pete Mathews:
Say, doctor, you were right about this new breed of women!
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It Came from Beneath the Sea - Unexpected Aggression from Beneath the Sea
Cmdr. Pete Mathews:
Thought we had the thing figured out. What happened?
Prof. Lesley Joyce:
I can't tell you. Instead of being driven off, it attacked.
Cmdr. Pete Mathews:
Maybe it wants to fight.
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It Came from Beneath the Sea - Debate on Opportunity and Expertise in Crisis
Prof. Lesley Joyce:
A - you'd want me to miss the opportunity to see this specimen, one that may never come again; B - you'd be making up my mind for me; and C - I not only don't like being pushed around, but you underestimate my ability to help in a crisis.
Prof. John Carter:
My sympathies are entirely on her side.
Cmdr. Pete Mathews:
Didn't take me very long to lose that argument, did it?
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It Came from Beneath the Sea - Uncertainty Surrounds Mysterious Sea Creature
Cmdr. Pete Mathews:
Doctor, what kind of a sea beast would be that large? And what do you call it so I can stop calling it It?
Prof. John Carter:
I have no idea.
Prof. Lesley Joyce:
Nor have I.
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It Came from Beneath the Sea - Women in the Seagoing Navy
Prof. John Carter:
Look, Pete, you don't see many women in the Seagoing Navy.
Cmdr. Pete Mathews:
Are you kidding me?
Prof. John Carter:
Oh, shoreside women, sure. But there's a whole new breed who feel they're just as smart and just as courageous as men. And they are. They don't like to be overprotected. They don't like to have their initiative taken away from them.
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It Came from Beneath the Sea - Navy Mission Takes an Unexpected Turn
Deputy Bill Nash:
Say, you mean to tell me the Navy sent you down here in one of those jets just so you could go fishing?
Cmdr. Pete Mathews:
That's about it.
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It Came from Beneath the Sea - Commenting on the Nature of Women
Cmdr. Pete Mathews:
Do you mind if I make a mental comment upon the nature of women?
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It Came from Beneath the Sea - Prepared for Future Naval Engagements
Cmdr. Pete Mathews:
The next time I cruise in these waters I'm going to have torpedoes with warheads on them.
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It Came from Beneath the Sea - Submarine Capabilities and Navigational Advice
Cmdr. Pete Mathews:
This is a submarine, John. If it can go underwater, it can go under ships, too. This is a deep channel. Better run below if you don't wanna get wet.
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Big Top Pee-wee - Pee-wee's Sandwich and Pickle Demands
Pee-wee: [shouts impatiently]
All I wanted was a measly sandwich! I very nicely explained that I was starving. I'm starving! PLEASE!
Mr. Ryan: [finishes Pee-wee's sandwich]
Sorry, ladies. I guess you'll just have to wait. You remember, no one is as important in this community as Pee-wee Herman. All you other shoppers will just have to play second fiddle to Pee-wee. I guess that's just the way things are around here. My whole purpose in life is to serve Pee-wee Herman. And everything else comes second! There's your sandwich. Is there anything else I can do for you, Pee-wee?
Pee-wee:
Well, I would like to have a pickle, if it's not too much trouble.
Mr. Ryan: [opens a barrel, knocking over Otis and Deke's chess board; extracts a pickle and hands it to Pee-wee]
No! No trouble at all, Pee-wee. Sorry, Otis. Sorry, Deke. Game's over. Pee-wee Herman wants a pickle. Here. Here's your darned pickle. Are you happy now?
Pee-wee:
Mmm-hmm.
Sheriff: [enters]
Listen up, everybody!
Mr. Ryan:
What's up, Sheriff?
Sheriff:
I just got a call from Porterville. There's a big storm headin this way. You folks better get on home. Smilie, you start boardin up the store.
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