Kenneth Tobey Quotes

Deputy Bill Nash Say, you mean to tell me the Navy sent you down here in one of those jets just so you could go fishing?

Cmdr. Pete Mathews That's about it.

Prof. Lesley Joyce A - you'd want me to miss the opportunity to see this specimen, one that may never come again; B - you'd be making up my mind for me; and C - I not only don't like being pushed around, but you underestimate my ability to help in a crisis.

Prof. John Carter My sympathies are entirely on her side.

Cmdr. Pete Mathews Didn't take me very long to lose that argument, did it?

Floyd J. Starkey There's no point in us chewing over our differences. When we get right down to it, you might find we have a lot in common.

Bill McKay I don't think we have shit in common.

Prof. John Carter Look, Pete, you don't see many women in the Seagoing Navy.

Cmdr. Pete Mathews Are you kidding me?

Prof. John Carter Oh, shoreside women, sure. But there's a whole new breed who feel they're just as smart and just as courageous as men. And they are. They don't like to be overprotected. They don't like to have their initiative taken away from them.

Cmdr. Pete Mathews The next time I cruise in these waters I'm going to have torpedoes with warheads on them.

Cmdr. Pete Mathews Thought we had the thing figured out. What happened?

Prof. Lesley Joyce I can't tell you. Instead of being driven off, it attacked.

Cmdr. Pete Mathews Maybe it wants to fight.

Cmdr. Pete Mathews This is a submarine, John. If it can go underwater, it can go under ships, too. This is a deep channel. Better run below if you don't wanna get wet.

Cmdr. Pete Mathews Well, I guess that's it. The sub's been ordered on patrol. We'll be on sea duty for a few months. We'll be seeing you, John.

Prof. John Carter Soon, I hope.

Cmdr. Pete Mathews Will I be seeing you, Leslie?

Prof. Lesley Joyce Do you mean when I get back from Cairo?

Cmdr. Pete Mathews I mean, women can change, move away, get married, have families.

Prof. Lesley Joyce Well, there is that possibility; but, uh, A - there isn't time for that to happen to me; B - I can be reached at the school; and C - how would you like to collaborate with me on a book, "How To Catch A Sea Beast"?

Cmdr. Pete Mathews Say, doctor, you were right about this new breed of women!

Cmdr. Pete Mathews Doctor, what kind of a sea beast would be that large? And what do you call it so I can stop calling it It?

Prof. John Carter I have no idea.

Prof. Lesley Joyce Nor have I.

Pee-wee All I wanted was a measly sandwich! I very nicely explained that I was starving. I'm starving! PLEASE!

Mr. Ryan Sorry, ladies. I guess you'll just have to wait. You remember, no one is as important in this community as Pee-wee Herman. All you other shoppers will just have to play second fiddle to Pee-wee. I guess that's just the way things are around here. My whole purpose in life is to serve Pee-wee Herman. And everything else comes second! There's your sandwich. Is there anything else I can do for you, Pee-wee?

Pee-wee Well, I would like to have a pickle, if it's not too much trouble.

Mr. Ryan No! No trouble at all, Pee-wee. Sorry, Otis. Sorry, Deke. Game's over. Pee-wee Herman wants a pickle. Here. Here's your darned pickle. Are you happy now?

Pee-wee Mmm-hmm.

Sheriff Listen up, everybody!

Mr. Ryan What's up, Sheriff?

Sheriff I just got a call from Porterville. There's a big storm headin this way. You folks better get on home. Smilie, you start boardin up the store.

Cmdr. Pete Mathews Do you mind if I make a mental comment upon the nature of women?