Clerks - The Value of Genuine Relationships
Silent Bob:
You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of em just cheat on you.
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Hollywood Trials and Personal Struggles
Jay:
This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker.
Banky:
You know what? I feel for you boys, I really do. But Miramax, you know, Miramax Films, paid me a shitload of money for Bluntman & Chronic. So it occurs to me that people bad-mouthing you on some website, IS NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN!
Silent Bob:
Oh, but I think it is.
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Breach of Contract Explanation
Silent Bob: [to Banky]
Oh, but I think it is. We had a deal with you on the comics, remember, for likeness rights? And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also, obviously, the character basis for your intellectual property, Bluntman & Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky... you are in breach of the original contract. Ergo, you find yourself in a very actionable position.
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Silent Bob's Frustration with Misunderstanding
Silent Bob: [grabs Jay and yells at him]
THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAID "Critters of Hollywood"! YOU DUMB FUCK!
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