Memorable Quotes from Kyla Pratt
4 quotesChildhood Arguments and Playful Insults
Young Quincy
What?
Young Monica
Last time they won, Dr. J was a nurse!
Young Quincy
Shut up! I don't want to be your boyfriend any more, you ugly dog!
[pushes Monica to the ground]
Young Monica
Well, I dont want to be your girlfriend any more, BIG HEAD!
[pushes Quincy down a hill]
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Embracing Uniqueness in Family Perspectives
Maya
Can I tell you a secret?
Archer
Yeah, sure.
Maya
When Mommy told me what happened to Daddy, I wasn't afraid, I was happy because I believed that he could talk to animals. I want Dad to be weird, just like me. Is that wrong?
Archer
No. No, it's not wrong.
Maya
Sometimes I don't think he likes me very much.
Archer
Honey, he loves you.
Maya
I know he loves me, but I don't think he likes me, and I want him to. I'm gonna try to do things his way, Grandpa, and stop doing these stupid experiments.
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Excitement Builds for Movie Night
Barney
Oh, boy! It looks like everybody's here!
BJ:
Oh, man, this is gonna be so cool!
Baby Bop
Oh, I can't wait to eat popcorn and sing along and... oh, and see the movie!
Barney
Well then, here we go!
Baby Bop
Roll em!
Marcella
Are we there yet?
Kate Newton
Your turn.
Colton Newton
No, not yet, Marcella.
Abigail "Abby" Newton
Oh, it's taking too long!
Cody Newton
What's your hurry?? They're dumping us for a whole week!
[annoyed, to Abigail]
Colton
Oh, come on Cody, you're going to have a great time. You can help Grandpa with the farm chores, like, uh... "milking the chickens!
Cody
Get the doll out of my face!
Abby/Marcella
Talk to the hand, cause the face ain't home, leave a message at the tone: beep!
[both laugh: What they were going to say was "Abby and Marcella can't come to the phone. Please leave a message after the beep... beep! If you are satisfied with your message, press one or hang up!"]
Marcella
Do you like dinosaurs?
Cody
What about them?
Abby
That's Barney!
Cody
I know it's Barney. The whole world knows it's Barney, and he's a stuffed doll!
Marcella
You're wrong. Barney can walk and talk.
Abby
And sing! And dance!
Colton
Batteries not included.
Cody
Sing and dance?
Abby
We use our imaginations.
Cody
Your imaginations? That's kid stuff!
Abby
That's all right - we are kids!
[she laughs with Marcella as the family pass a street in the town of Merrivale. There's a sign above them reading "Merrivale Apple Day Festival"]
Colton
Hey, look, Merrivale Apple Day Festival - parade, circus, hot air balloons, fireworks... wow!
Abby
It's tomorrow! Can Grandma and Grandpa bring us?
Colton
Um...
Kate Newton
Well, maybe, but don't count on it, okay?
Cody
Oh, great! The one good to do in town, and we'll probably miss it!
Grandpa
Delilah, the kids are here, shake a leg now!
Grandma
They're here? Oh, my goodness! Geroge.
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Understanding Dogs' Basic Needs
Bruce
If you look at it, dogs have three basic needs. That's-- that's eating, sleeping, and peeing and pooping.
Andi
That's four.
Bruce
No, I think peeing and pooping is one.
Heather
Uh, I've stepped in both and I have to disagree.
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