Memorable Quotes from Madolyn Smith Osborne
7 quotesMotivations Behind Actions in Relationships
Pam
You did it for her; didn't you?
Bud
What?
Pam
Practicing, winning, all that, didn't you?
Bud
What are you talkin about?
Pam
Because you sure didn't do it for me.
Bud
Pam, this ain't no time to start this with me. What are you talkin about?
Pam
Look, I'm a shit. But I'm not that big a shit. I have to tell you something. Remember when you came back and the trailer was clean, flowers around?
Bud
Yep.
Pam
I didn't do that. Sissy did it. She was there. She left you a note asking you to phone her. But I tore it up cause I was sort of jealous. I wanted to keep my cowboy. You don't love me, Bud. And I don't really love you. Not like that. So you shouldn't let her get away. But I tell you what. If you ever wanna make her jealous, you know where I am.
Bud
I gotta go.
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Understanding Family Background and Expectations
Bud
What does your daddy do?
Pam
Daddy does oil - and all that that implies.
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Confronting Self-Pity and Defeatism
Elizabeth Farmer
What's going on, Andy...? You're sinking into a pit of self-pity, defeatism, and alcohol... and you're enjoying it!
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Confronting Marital Betrayals in Funny Farm
Elizabeth Farmer
I'm willing to conceive that our marriage has been just a series of mutual betrayals! I know it! YOU know it! Even Yellow Dog knows it!
Andy Farmer
I know it and you know it! Yellow Dog doesn't even know what town he's in!
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Costly Decisions in a New Adventure
Andy Farmer
This is going to cost us a fortune.
[Andy and Elizabeth are showing Redbud to prospective buyers Bud and Betsy after hiring the town to "act normal"]
Elizabeth Farmer
The fifty-dollar bonus was YOUR idea.
Andy Farmer
Little slice of heaven, isn't it, Bud?
[smiling]
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Misleading Description of Hardwood Floors
Elizabeth Farmer
When they say hardwood floors, what they really mean is hard, wood floors.
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Finding Happiness in Relationships
Sissy
Uncle Bob wanted you to be happy. Are you happy?
Bud
Hell, yes I'm happy. How about you? Are you happy?
Sissy
Shit. Yeah, I really am. I finally got what I wanted. I got a real cowboy.
Bud
I got what I wanted, too. I got myself a real lady.
Pam
Bud, the family car's waiting.
Bud
The family car's waiting.
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