Death Race 2050 - Celebrating Freedom Through Competition in Death Race
Chairman:
Now, this is all about freedom. The freedom to sit on your big fat butt all day and watch the singly greatest sporting event known to man. Competition. That's what's made this country so great. Welcome to the Death Race!
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Death Race 2050 - The Pilgrims and the Contest of America
Chairman:
Hi, my fellow citizens of this great country of ours, the United Corporations of America. Why did those Pilgrims land on Plymouth Rock? Because they needed a place to stage the greatest filthy contest known to man!
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The Player - Confronting Criticism Directly
Malcolm McDowell:
Griffin? Griffin! Hi, how are you? Listen: the next time you want to badmouth me, have the courage to do it to my face. You guys are all the same.
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Halloween II - Authority and Dismissal in Conversation
Dr. Samuel Loomis:
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
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Halloween II - Affirmation of Michael Myers' Death
Dr. Samuel Loomis: [When asked about the fate of Michael Myers]
Let me make things clear, Michael Myers is Dead. D.E.A.D. Dead.
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The Book of Eli - A Journey Towards Home and Safety
Lombardi:
You don't have to leave, you know. You're more than welcome to stay. You'll be perfectly safe here.
Solara:
Thank you. But this is something I have to do.
Lombardi:
Where will you go?
Solara: [thoughtfully as she holds the sword]
Home.
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Halloween - Confronting the Existence of Fear
Laurie Strode:
Was that the bogeyman?
Dr. Samuel Loomis:
As a matter of fact, I believe it was.
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Halloween - Discussion of Evil's Nature in Halloween
Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
Doc, you're talkin like he was some kind of Antichrist.
Dr. Samuel Loomis:
Well, maybe I am.
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Halloween - Struggles with Anger and Isolation
Young Michael Myers:
Fuck you! I fucking hate this place!
Dr. Samuel Loomis:
Let it out, Michael!
Young Michael Myers: [sobs]
Shut the fuck up! I fucking hate this world! I hate it! I just wanna go home...
Dr. Samuel Loomis:
I'm afraid you can't go home...
Young Michael Myers:
Why?
Dr. Samuel Loomis:
Because you've done terrible things.
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Halloween - The Nature of Color Explained
Young Michael Myers: [Michael puts on a black-colored paper mask]
Look at my mask.
Dr. Samuel Loomis:
Oh, wow... beautiful, yeah. Why is it all... black?
Young Michael Myers:
Cause. It's one of my favorite colors.
Dr. Samuel Loomis:
Well, actually, black isn't a color, is it? It's the absence of color. In the spectrum of colors, you go from black, which is no color, all the way through to white, which is every color. So, technically... not that it really matters... but black isn't a color.
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Halloween - Seeking Connection in Isolation
Dr. Samuel Loomis:
Why is your hair getting so messy?
Young Michael Myers:
Cause no one sees me.
Dr. Samuel Loomis:
What are you talking about? I see you every day, your mum - she comes every week.
Young Michael Myers:
Anybody else?
Dr. Samuel Loomis:
...No.
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Halloween - A Conversation Between Doctor and Patient
Dr. Samuel Loomis: [to tape recorder]
Hello, hello, hello. Can you talk in there?
Young Michael Myers:
Hi, I'm Michael Myers--
Dr. Samuel Loomis:
Okay, okay, that's fine. That's good, that's good. Okay, we're on. How are you feeling today?
Young Michael Myers:
Good... can I ask you something?
Dr. Samuel Loomis:
You can ask me whatever you want. That's why I'm here. If you have anything on your mind, feel free - anything.
Young Michael Myers:
Okay... why do you talk so funny?
Dr. Samuel Loomis: [chuckles]
Talk so funny?
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Star Trek: Generations - The Urgency of Unfinished Lives
Dr. Tolian Soran: [[w:Calmly We Walk Through This April's Day|time is the fire in which we burn]
They say ]. Right now, Captain, my time is running out. We leave so many things unfinished in our lives... I know you understand.
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Star Trek: Generations - The Inevitability of Death and Time
Dr. Tolian Soran:
You know, there was a time when I wouldn't hurt a fly. Then the Borg came, and they showed me that if there is one constant in this whole universe, it's death. Afterwards, I began to realize that it didn't really matter. We're all going to die sometime. It's just a question of how and when. You will, too, Captain. Aren't you beginning to feel time gaining on you? It's like a predator. It's stalking you. Oh, you can try and outrun it with doctors, medicines, new technologies, but in the end, time is going to hunt you down and make the kill.
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if.... - The Power of a Single Bullet
Mick Travis: [deals out Bren gun ammo]
One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place. Real bullets.
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if.... - Rebellion Against Oppression
Mick Travis: [making a blood pact with Wallace and Knightly]
Death to the oppressor!
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if.... - Embracing Independence and Self-Reliance
Mick Travis:
We're on our own now.
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if.... - A Moment of Disappointment and Surprise
Mick Travis: [to Wallace, watching as Knightly is being flogged]
Christ, that was a bit low!
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if.... - Critique of Hypocrisy and Charity
Mick Travis: [to Rowntree, after being told that he, Wallace and Knightly are to be punished for their behaviour]
The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum and your best teddy-bear to Oxfam and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life.
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if.... - Comment on clothing and appearance
Mick Travis: [to Denson, after being told he knows nothing of the school's motto]
You mean that bit of wool on your tit?
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if.... - Questioning Perceptions of Disruption
Mick Travis: [to Rowntree]
What do you mean, being a nuisance? What have we done?
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if.... - Reflections on Mortality and Suffering
Mick Travis: [laughs; laughs; laughs; laughs; laughs]
The night's dead. You can hardly breathe outside. The thing I'd really hate is to have a nail banged through the back of my neck. Slowly. I don't see what difference the speed makes. The speed of the nail. The -The -The nail's speed! The s-speed.
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if.... - The Cruelty of Historical Warfare
Mick Travis: [discussing horrible ways to die]
Being flayed alive. That's what the Crusaders did to their enemies. Used to send their neatly folded skins back to their victims wives.
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if.... - Questioning the value of a dead man's leg
Mick Travis: [at dinner]
Dead man's leg today, Mrs. Kemp. Do you need this, Mrs. Kemp?
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if.... - A Call for Authenticity and Experience
Mick Travis: [after receiving an injury on his hand during the fencing duel]
Blood! Real blood!
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if.... - The Cost of Freedom and Identity
Mick Travis: [quoting [[Rudyard Kipling]
What stands, if freedom fall? Who dies, if England live?
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if.... - The Harsh Realities of War
Mick Travis: [during a fencing duel with Wallace and Knightly]
War... even to the knife!
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if.... - Confrontation at the End of the Line
Mick Travis: [to Denson, having a cold shower]
My time's up, you bastard!
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if.... - Teeth as a personal good luck charm
Mick Travis: [to Denson, about his necklace]
They're my teeth; they're my good luck charm.
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if.... - A Poignant Reflection on Love and Mortality
Mick Travis: [looking at a model in a magazine]
There's only one thing you can do with a girl like this. Walk naked into the sea together as the sun sets. Make love once... Then die.
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if.... - The Creative Nature of War
Mick Travis:
War is the last possible creative act.
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if.... - The Nature of War and Revolution
Mick Travis:
There's no such thing as a wrong war. Violence and revolution are the only pure acts.
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if.... - Impending Doom and Destruction of Humanity
Mick Travis:
The whole world will end very soon - black, brittle bodies peeling into ash...
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if.... - Request for consideration in shared space
Mick Travis: [to Stephans]
Excuse me, you mind not picking your shag-spots in here?
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if.... - A Warning Against Current Actions
Mick Travis: [after lights-out, whispering]
Stephans. Whatever you're doing now... don't.
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if.... - A Cheerful Acknowledgment from Mick Travis
Mick Travis: [clapping slowly, facetiously]
Jolly, jolly good, Stephans.
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if.... - A Question of Living and Experience
Mick Travis: [telling Knightly of his summer activities; Chuckles; Chuckles; School bell rings]
I...met this fantastic bird in the East End, went round all the pubs. You ever been to those pubs? You should see those old loves dancing...showing their knickers. Take em off near the end. She had a weird religion - only kiss on Thursdays. Took me home to meet her mum and dad. Well, that finished it. Practically married us off, they did, over the Sunday joint. When do we live? That's what I want to know.
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if.... - Self-Reflection and Perception of Identity
Mick Travis: [trimming his mustache]
My face is a never fading source of wonder to me.
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Easy A - School Discipline and Student Behavior Concerns
Principal Gibbons:
This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.
Mrs. Griffith:
I'm the guidance counselor. I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes.
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Caligula - The Paradox of Loyalty and Treason
Proculus:
Divine Ceasar, PLEASE! What have I done? Why am I here?
Caligula:
Treason!
Proculus:
Treason? I have always been loyal to you!
Caligula: [laughs insanely]
That IS your treason! You're an honest man, Proculus, which means a bad Roman! Therefore, you are a traitor! Logical, hmm? Ha, ha, ha!
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Caligula - Power and Fear in Political Conflict
Caesonia:
They hate you now.
Caligula:
Let them hate me, so long as they fear me.
Caesonia:
They are senators and consuls. They are important men.
Caligula:
So important that they approve all I do? They must be mad. I don't know what else to do to provoke them.
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Caligula - Debate Over Kingship in Rome
Caligula:
I want your honest advice. Should I make myself king of Rome?
Claudius:
King? Well... But this is a republic, isn't it?
Caligula:
Very well, then. I shall make myself king of the republic.
Longinus:
But you're already greater than any king, Caesar.
Caligula:
I am a god, or at least I will be when I'm dead.
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Caligula - Questioning Paternity in Caligula's Marriage Plans
Caligula:
I've told Caesonia that I would marry her
Drusilla:
Don't...
Caligula:
But only after she has borne me a son.
Drusilla:
How will you ever know its yours?
Caligula:
Don't worry. I've got her very well guarded.
Drusilla:
Then you can be sure one of the guards will be the father.
Caligula:
No, they're all homosexuals who've been castrated.
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Caligula - A Disagreement on Marriage Choices in Rome
Caligula:
That will be my wife.
Drusilla: [[w:Caesonia|Caesonia]
Oh no! Not ].
Caligula:
You're impossible!
Drusilla:
She's the most promiscuous woman in Rome.
Caligula:
Perfect!
Drusilla:
Caesonia's been divorced. She's extravagant, always in debt.
Caligula:
I want her.
Drusilla:
But not for a wife.
Caligula:
Send her to me now.
Drusilla:
No, "Little Boots". I won't let you do it. It wouldn't be wise.
Caligula:
Yet such is the will of the senate and the people of Rome.
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Caligula - Beauty and Marriage in Ancient Rome
Caligula:
I'm going to marry you.
Drusilla:
You can't. We're not Egyptians.
Caligula:
I know. We are much more beautiful.
Drusilla:
Rome is not Egypt, and stop looking at yourself like that.
Caligula:
Let's go to Egypt then.
Drusilla:
You are a fool.
Caligula:
Caesar cannot be a fool.
Drusilla:
But he's trying very hard.
Caligula:
Caesar cannot be a fool!
Drusilla:
Little Boots", they'll throw you in the Tiber if you attempt to move the government. So, you're going to marry a respectable Roman lady of the senatorial class.
Caligula:
No, I'm not.
Drusilla:
Yes, you are! You've got to have an heir.
Caligula:
Who will kill me when he grows up!
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Caligula - Power and Loyalty in Caligula's Court
Caligula:
Did you see their faces when I told them they had to swear not only to me, but to you?
Drusilla:
They were appalled.
Caligula:
I do hope so!
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Caligula - A Conversation on Life and Afterlife
Caligula:
Nerva, what's it like?
Nerva:
Warm, no pain. Just drifting away.
Caligula:
Do you see her?
Nerva:
Who?
Caligula: [[w:Isis|Isis]
The goddess, ].
Nerva:
So you're one of those who believe.
Caligula:
Do you see her?
Nerva:
No.
Caligula:
Are you sure? You're almost dead. What's it like? What's happening to you now?
Nerva:
Nothing.
Caligula:
You're lying. You can see her, I know you can. What is she like?
Nerva:
No. Nothing at all. Just sleep.
Caligula:
Liar!
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Caligula - Struggles with Fate and Friendship
Tiberius: [seeing Nerva has cut his wrists; to Nerva]
Cretins... why did you permit him to do it? Bind his wrists... BIND HIS WRISTS! You must not go, you must not leave me, you are my friend, my only friend.
Nerva:
I've lived too long, Tiberius, I hate my life.
Tiberius: [to the slaves]
Leave us! Both of you!
Nerva: [[w:Naevius Sutorius Macro|Macro]
For a man to choose the hour of his own death is the closest he will ever come to tricking fate, and fate decrees that when you die, ] will kill me.
Tiberius:
I'll arrest him and have him executed.
Nerva: [Looks at Caligula]
You can't. He controls you. Anyway, even with Macro dead, how could I go on living with this reptile?
Tiberius: [To Caligula]
You will respect my friend always, won't you, reptile?
Caligula:
I've always respected him, lord.
Tiberius: [To Nerva]
You hear?
Nerva:
Tiberius, you were wise once.
Tiberius:
Ah, don't taunt me. I am old.
Nerva:
I've watched you grow into a monster! One by one, I've seen you murder your whole family, your friends, the noblest men in Rome.
Caligula:
That is treason!
Nerva:
No, it's the truth.
Tiberius:
I am and I always have been surrounded by enemies. In my own family, in the senate... You are cruel!
Nerva:
No, honest. Old men can sometimes see the future. So, from evils past, and the evils yet to come, I now choose to escape.
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Caligula - Fear vs. Love in Leadership Dynamics
Tiberius:
Serve the state, Caligula, although the people in it are wicked beasts.
Caligula:
But they love you, lord.
Tiberius:
No, they fear me, and that is much better. I have no choice, you see. No choice.
Caligula:
No choice?
Tiberius:
All I wanted was private life. I did not truly want to become emperor, but I had to.
Caligula:
Had to?
Tiberius:
If someone else had become emperor, I would have been killed, as you will be.
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Caligula - Fate and Divinity in Caligula's Dialogue
Tiberius:
I'm old.
Caligula:
Yes, lord. But you will live forever.
Tiberius: [[w:Tiberius Gemellus|Gemellus; [w:Claudius|Claudius]
All my family are dead but you, the child ], and that ], that uncle. They were struck down by fate, and it is fate, "Little Boots", that rules us, not any god.
Caligula:
You are a god, lord.
Tiberius:
No I'm not, not even when I am dead.
Caligula:
Julius Caesar and Augustus Caesar, they are gods.
Tiberius:
So say the senate, and so the people prefer to believe. Such myths are useful.
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Caligula - Emperor's Mood Compared to the Weather
Caligula:
Tell me, how is the emperor?
Nerva:
Old, like me.
Caligula:
I mean, how is his mood?
Nerva:
Like the weather.
Caligula:
The weather is good today!
Nerva:
Changeable. I've heard that during the last month, seven of my colleagues in the senate have been put to death for treason.
Caligula: [[w:Marcus Cocceius Nerva (jurist)|Nerva]
Nine, to be exact. Five of them cheated. They killed themselves. That wasn't playing fair. Don't you agree, ]?
Nerva:
They were all good men.
Caligula:
If they were good men, how could their beloved emperor find them guilty?
Nerva:
You have a gift for logic, prince.
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Caligula - The Eternal Existence of Caligula
Caligula:
I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man, and therefore I am a god.
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Caligula - The Futility of Resistance Against Authority
Caligula:
As if there ever could be an antidote against Caesar!
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Caligula - Caligula's Blessing for the Wedding
Caligula:
You see how I have exhausted myself to make your wedding holy. My blessings to you both.
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Caligula - Desire for absolute power over Rome
Caligula:
If only all Rome had just one neck!
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Caligula - Caligula's Declaration of Identity with Rome
Caligula:
I am Rome. Wherever I am, Rome is, and there is the senate and the people of Rome.
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Caligula - Curiosity About Rome's Details
Caligula:
I am interested in all that is Rome, even down to the length of a toga.
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Caligula - Oaths of Loyalty to Emperor and Sister
Caligula: [[w:Drusilla (sister of Caligula)|Drusilla]
From this moment, all official oaths will contain the following phrase; I will value neither my life nor the lives of my children any more highly than I do the emperor and of his sister ].
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Caligula - Acceptance of Leadership in Rome
Caligula:
At the insistence of the senate and the people of Rome, I accept humbly the highest office of our great republic.
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Caligula - Fear of the Unknown
Caligula: [[Tiberius]
With ], there's always something to fear.
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