The Player (1992)

"It starts with a shriek of a train whistle... and ends with shrieking excitement!"

"See it with a bud."

"It's not just a love story. It's a life story."

"Short Cuts raises the roof on America."

"Nothing says goodbye like a bullet…"

"Love with the safety off."

"Only Alfred Hitchcock could have created so suspenseful a sex mystery!"

"The funniest movie ever to make you cry"

"A tale of murder, lust, greed, revenge, and seafood."

"Tea at four. Dinner at eight. Murder at midnight."

"For those who have never seen it and those who have never forgotten it."

"On St. Valentine's Day in 1900 a party of schoolgirls set out to picnic at Hanging Rock ... Some were never to return."

"What horror did her secret life hold… that made her dread this man of her dreams?"

"Best friends, social trends, and occasional murder."

"The story that won't go away."

"M*A*S*H Gives A D*A*M*N."

"Self-Defense is not murder"