Mark Seaman Biography
Mark is a full equity member and has appeared professionally on stage, TV and in film, including the part of "Jeremy Factsman" in the cult British Film, "Human Traffic", where his nightclub "reporting and dancing" scene proved hugely popular, and still gains regular hits on You Tube. It was included on the hit soundtrack CD of the Film mixed by top DJ Pete Tong.
Lives in Bristol, UK. He still works for the BBC as a radio presenter, and is a member of the "Sodbury Players", an amateur dramatics group who put together a pantomime every year, in which he usually plays 'The Dame'.
Mark Seaman Movies
Mark Seaman Quotes
Independence and Identity in Modern Relationships
Koop: [Playing a Jungle Record]
This could turn Hare Krishna into a Bad Boy!
Lulu:
Why would I want a man? They're all emotionally retarded, egotistical pricks who fuck with your head. They try to control you and make you feel like the whore of Babylon if you wear a mini skirt. I'm an independent girl who wears lipstick because she wants to, not because men find it more attractive. I'm fine being single. I am! Peachy fuckin creamy.
Nina:
I can voluntarily perform a fanny fart at any time.
Jeremy Faxman:
Whats your name? What have you had? Reach for the lasers. Safe as fuck.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.






























