Memorable Quotes from Mark Seaman
1 quoteIndependence and Identity in Modern Relationships
Koop
This could turn Hare Krishna into a Bad Boy!
[Playing a Jungle Record]
Lulu
Why would I want a man? They're all emotionally retarded, egotistical pricks who fuck with your head. They try to control you and make you feel like the whore of Babylon if you wear a mini skirt. I'm an independent girl who wears lipstick because she wants to, not because men find it more attractive. I'm fine being single. I am! Peachy fuckin creamy.
Nina
I can voluntarily perform a fanny fart at any time.
Jeremy Faxman
Whats your name? What have you had? Reach for the lasers. Safe as fuck.
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