Memorable Quotes from Max Irons
1 quoteAccusations of Smoking Among Family Members
David Castleman
What? What?
[short pause]
Joe Castleman
You've been smoking pot.
[realising]
David Castleman
No I haven't.
Joe Castleman
Yes you have! I can... You reek of it!
[grabs David by the arm, he hits it away]
Joan Castleman
Joe, calm down.
Joe Castleman
No, no, no, no. Look at him. Oh my God, the kid's completely stoned!
David Catleman
Oh, I guess I'm a real embarrassment to you, huh, pop?
Joe Castleman
What kind of hostile crap is that?
Joan Castleman
Joe. David, what's going on?
[sighs]
David Catleman
I don't know, mom. I'm trying to figure out if I've been worshipping at the wrong parental shrine.
Joe Castleman
What the hell are you talking about? What are you talking about?! Oh my God, the kid's in a mess. What are we gonna do with him?
[pause]
David Castleman
Nope, I'm not a pronoun, pop. I'm standing right here.
Joe Castleman
Well than talk to me for Christ's sake!
Joan Castleman
Don't shout at him.
Joe Castleman
Yes, I will! We're late! We're supposed to be in the limo, and already he's spoiling my night with his fucking bullshit--
David Castleman
Is it?!
Joe Castleman
Is it what?!
David Castleman
Your night?! Because according to your biographer this could all be some brilliant fraud.
Joe Castleman
What biographer?
David Castleman
That guy on the plane, with the glasses and the hair. Andy Warol with--
Joan Castleman
Nathaniel Bone?! He's not my fucking biographer! What are you talking about?!
David Castleman
Well, he was in the bar last night.
Joan Castleman
What did he say to you?
David Castleman
He said that I shouldn't measure myself against my venerable father's success because there is in fact a theory, that you, my mother, the real genius of the family.
Joan Castleman
That's ridiculous.
David Castleman
Why would he make such a twisted thing up?
Joe Castleman
David, he's out to get me, cause I won't authorise his hack-job on my life. Don't be an idiot, David.
David Castleman
I'm not an idiot!
Joe Castleman
All right.
David Castleman
Why would you call me that?!
Joe Castleman
Okay, calm down.
David Castleman
But of course, if what he said is true, than I really really would be a fucking idiot wouldn't I?!
Joe Castleman
David, look I hate to state the obvious, but I think the pot is making you paranoid.
David Castleman
I'm not fucking paranoid!
Joan Castleman
David, Nathaniel Bone is an insidious man. He had no business saying those kinds of things to you.
David Castleman
He said you had a drink with him too. Did you?
Joan Castleman
I did. He approached me in the lobby, I thought it would be unwise to rebuff him.
David Castleman
He said that you confessed.
Joan Castleman
Confessed what?
David Castleman
He said that you ghost write dad's books.
Joan Castleman
I never said that!
David Castleman
Do you?
[short pause]
Joan Castleman
No, David, I do not.
David Castleman
I don't believe you...
[tearfully]
Joan Castleman
Well, darling, I can't make you believe me. You know, you have to decide what you believe yourself.
Joe Castleman
David, it's all lies. It's fucking outrageous.
David Castleman
Dad, why were you always closing the door on me, huh? With her inside? When I was young? What the fuck was she doing in there?
Joe Castleman
What are you talking about?
David Castleman
The fucking door to your office! It was always being slammed in my face with her inside!
Joe Castleman
Your mother was proofreading.
David Castleman
Proofreading?!
Joe Castleman
Uh-huh.
David Castleman
I don't fucking believe you! You asked mom "Who the hell is Sylvia Fry?!" You don't even know who your fucking characters are!
Joe Castleman
All right, now that's enough now, David--
David Castleman
No, fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! You enslaved my mother!
[grabs his father by the coat, pushes him to the wall]
Joe Castleman
David! David! No, David!
Joan Castleman
Stop it, David! David! Calm down. Your father doesn't control me.
David Castleman
It's all so fucked up...
[calming down, tearfully]
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