Max Irons Biography
Maximilian Paul Diarmuid "Max" Irons (born 17 October 1985) is an English-Irish film actor and model. He is known for his roles in The Riot Club (2014), Red Riding Hood (2011), The White Queen and The Host (2013). He is the son of actors Jeremy Irons and Sinéad Cusack.
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Accusations of Smoking Among Family Members
David Castleman: [short pause]
What? What?
Joe Castleman: [realising]
You've been smoking pot.
David Castleman:
No I haven't.
Joe Castleman: [grabs David by the arm, he hits it away]
Yes you have! I can... You reek of it!
Joan Castleman:
Joe, calm down.
Joe Castleman:
No, no, no, no. Look at him. Oh my God, the kid's completely stoned!
David Catleman:
Oh, I guess I'm a real embarrassment to you, huh, pop?
Joe Castleman:
What kind of hostile crap is that?
Joan Castleman: [sighs]
Joe. David, what's going on?
David Catleman:
I don't know, mom. I'm trying to figure out if I've been worshipping at the wrong parental shrine.
Joe Castleman: [pause]
What the hell are you talking about? What are you talking about?! Oh my God, the kid's in a mess. What are we gonna do with him?
David Castleman:
Nope, I'm not a pronoun, pop. I'm standing right here.
Joe Castleman:
Well than talk to me for Christ's sake!
Joan Castleman:
Don't shout at him.
Joe Castleman:
Yes, I will! We're late! We're supposed to be in the limo, and already he's spoiling my night with his fucking bullshit--
David Castleman:
Is it?!
Joe Castleman:
Is it what?!
David Castleman:
Your night?! Because according to your biographer this could all be some brilliant fraud.
Joe Castleman:
What biographer?
David Castleman:
That guy on the plane, with the glasses and the hair. Andy Warol with--
Joan Castleman:
Nathaniel Bone?! He's not my fucking biographer! What are you talking about?!
David Castleman:
Well, he was in the bar last night.
Joan Castleman:
What did he say to you?
David Castleman:
He said that I shouldn't measure myself against my venerable father's success because there is in fact a theory, that you, my mother, the real genius of the family.
Joan Castleman:
That's ridiculous.
David Castleman:
Why would he make such a twisted thing up?
Joe Castleman:
David, he's out to get me, cause I won't authorise his hack-job on my life. Don't be an idiot, David.
David Castleman:
I'm not an idiot!
Joe Castleman:
All right.
David Castleman:
Why would you call me that?!
Joe Castleman:
Okay, calm down.
David Castleman:
But of course, if what he said is true, than I really really would be a fucking idiot wouldn't I?!
Joe Castleman:
David, look I hate to state the obvious, but I think the pot is making you paranoid.
David Castleman:
I'm not fucking paranoid!
Joan Castleman:
David, Nathaniel Bone is an insidious man. He had no business saying those kinds of things to you.
David Castleman:
He said you had a drink with him too. Did you?
Joan Castleman:
I did. He approached me in the lobby, I thought it would be unwise to rebuff him.
David Castleman:
He said that you confessed.
Joan Castleman:
Confessed what?
David Castleman:
He said that you ghost write dad's books.
Joan Castleman:
I never said that!
David Castleman: [short pause]
Do you?
Joan Castleman:
No, David, I do not.
David Castleman: [tearfully]
I don't believe you...
Joan Castleman:
Well, darling, I can't make you believe me. You know, you have to decide what you believe yourself.
Joe Castleman:
David, it's all lies. It's fucking outrageous.
David Castleman:
Dad, why were you always closing the door on me, huh? With her inside? When I was young? What the fuck was she doing in there?
Joe Castleman:
What are you talking about?
David Castleman:
The fucking door to your office! It was always being slammed in my face with her inside!
Joe Castleman:
Your mother was proofreading.
David Castleman:
Proofreading?!
Joe Castleman:
Uh-huh.
David Castleman:
I don't fucking believe you! You asked mom "Who the hell is Sylvia Fry?!" You don't even know who your fucking characters are!
Joe Castleman:
All right, now that's enough now, David--
David Castleman: [grabs his father by the coat, pushes him to the wall]
No, fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! You enslaved my mother!
Joe Castleman:
David! David! No, David!
Joan Castleman:
Stop it, David! David! Calm down. Your father doesn't control me.
David Castleman: [calming down, tearfully]
It's all so fucked up...
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